Aloha snackbar. The jihadi space program is a success. Full report at 11 on al jazeera.
I’m a rocket man…
An old home remedy for athlete’s foot.
And we were being critical of the gun handling in the ferguson mini mart.
Muhammad tests the new rocket powered pogo stick after the ISIS flying carpet program failed to get off the ground!
Pogo stick 2.0.
The carpet! You’re supposed to ride the carpet!
What? No posting too quickly comment?
LOL!
Pocket SCUDS Rock!
Muhammad had Boraq the flying donkey, and modern middle east is attempting to ride a rifle across the sky.
-or-
After watching Wizard of Oz, Bill decided to build a boom stick to ride.
I’m Rick James, bitch.
That’s too good to not comment on. Props!
Revoke my passport? Can’t return home to spread Allah’s message? We’ll see about that!
Qwidditch ISIS style.
I was right there with you.
The math says it should work…
ISIS problem solved, Genie will turn them all into goats when he finds out they shot his friend.
To the ‘Emerald City’ as fast as lightning…?
This is what happens when you buy used magic carpets
Magic carpet “spare tire”
“I’ll get you yet my pretties! *Cackling laughter*”
And your false god, too!
ISIS Quidditch team recruiting poster.
Bah, Pieslapper beat me to the punch. 😉
Bet your Glock can’t do this!
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don’t know what we can find
Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don’t know what we can see
Why don’t you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
Last night I held Aladdin’s lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle’s all I found
Well, you don’t know what we can find
Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don’t know what we can see
Why don’t you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
Magic Carpet Ride
Steppenwolf
This is going to take longer than I thought, to get to America, if I have to land and reload every 20′
Gawd dammed sand fleas!
I’ll have to have a talk with that carpet salesman, when I get back, He said this thing would take at least a dozen blasts!
Aladdin’s Flying Carpet Air Corps was destined to fail from the beginning…
Omar shouted “Allahu akbar!” as he leaped. At the height of his jump he pulled the trigger, discharging a gout of smoke and flame into the carpet. If this didn’t get that damned Steppenwolf song out of his head, nothing would.
Technically he is following the four rules of gun safety but…
They said it couldn’t be done!
And they were right!
My favorite Benny Hill “poem”
They said that it could not be done,
He said, “Just let me try.”
They said, “Other men have tried and failed,”
He answered, “But not I.”
They said, “It is impossible,”
He said, “There’s no such word.”
He closed his mind, he closed his heart…
To everything he heard.
He said, “Within the heart of man,
There is a tiny seed.
It grows until it blossoms,
It’s called the will to succeed.
Its roots are strength, its stem is hope,
Its petals inspiration,
Its thorns protect its strong green leaves,
With grim determination.
“Its stamens are its skills
Which help to shape each plan,
For there’s nothing in the universe
Beyond the scope of man.”
They thought that it could not be done,
Some even said they knew it,
But he faced up to what could not be done…
And he couldn’t bloody do it!
I always liked Benny Hill. I have a short piece saved of him helping a couple of sexy band members over an iron gate, while fondling their stocking clad limbs. then when it’s time for the old ladies. he simply raises the latch, and opens the iron gate!
I shouldn’t have eaten that “mysterious” chili.
Virgins? But I just killed a carpet! BTW-breakin’ news-legal conceal carrier kills girlfriend in apparent murder/suicide in downtown Chicago-as seen on WLS TV/Chicago by me last hour…details whenever…
Was the killing legal?
No no, Abdel! I was asking about powder DRUGS!
Such a shame, that rug really tied the room together.
+1 Little Urban Achiever
slow clap. Referencing the dude is awesome.
That’s good! Here I was using somebody else’s stuff like a third-rate rapper.
Dreaming won’t get you to Damascus, nor will riding a Jezail rifle.
Beans Eat More Beans.
jumpin jihad! I’m having a blast!
Jumpn’ Jack flash is blast blast blast
Fixed it
Ahkmed tests his idea, the POGO RPG!
“The trick, William Potter, is not MINDING that it hurts…”
Lawrence of Arabia. Tip of the hat to you.
That’s one way to get a stain out of the carpet.
In arid climes, the sales pitch for a Stanley Steemer franchise is modified a bit.
“Shouldn’t officers use their initiative at all times?”
“No Lawrence, it’s dangerous. Look at this poor bugger, for example.”
Gotta remember: Tuck my feet in, tuck them sons of bitches in all the way!
To da moon Allah! To da moon!
RPJ: rocket propelled jihadi
Great! They launched the Iran deal early.
It’s a blast!
Or, I guess I was wrong. He could hit the broad side of something……
Turkish Yosemite Sam.
Sometimes you have to jump start your magic carpet
Achmed, they’re called fiddly bits for a reason.
Sim, Sim Allah-BAM! I’ll be here all Ramadan, remember to behead your infidel server!
After this jumping the shark will be easy
High Ho Silver, Away!!!!!
Never do that again, kemo sabe.
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little goat too !
I must go, my people need me.
Isis experements kerbel space program style
Alternative
After playing team fortress 2 isis has thier soldiers experiment with the soldiers rocket jump ability
Kuwaiti Hopscotch?
” I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ri…”
Read more: Aladdin – A Whole New World Lyrics | MetroLyrics
This is more fun than jumping rope
My wife told me to beat the carpet, but I had different plans.
Darn snakes
After he saw the joy it gave his wife, he had to take it for a spin. Your results may vary.
Dam drill sergeant, put too much salt peter in this load!
I see Remington found a market for their replaced triggers
New long range suicide bomber, because walking into a crowded marketplace takes too long.
White Smoke and Thunder Carpet Cleaning Service. Guaranteed stain removal, no job to small
Radical Islam.
winrar.
I like to move it, move it….
Ground Control to Major Khan…
Ahmed’s wife always said he was too quick on the trigger.
Excelsior!
Alladin didn’t leave detailed instructions on the whole flying carpet thing, but how hard could it be?!?!
The Syrian drone program was experiencing some teething issues.
The SyFy channel version of The Rocketeer.
With a butt stock like that, I wouldn’t shoulder it, either…
With the magic carpet broken down,Abdulluh knew the only way he’d make it home before his wife was with his new Jihad 2000 rocket pogo!
It takes 175grains of 4350 to attain escape velocity.
Prototype of the carpet cleaning rocket pogo stick, there were no survivors.
The guidance systems on ISISs surface to air missles most notably illuatrates the technology gap between them and the west
Houston…we have a problem…
“Burnin up his fuse out there alone”
The fighter wing of the ISIS air force.
The producers thought they needed a new course designer after the season 1 disaster of Arabian Ninja Jihadist
With the recent budget cuts, NASA tries the low tech approach to get to Mars…
Abdul Rahman being a super fan of Steppenwolf, is seen here attempting combine two of the bands greatest hits. The obvious, “Magic Carpet Ride” with “Born to be Wild” giving literal reference to the lyrics
“Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space”.
Well done Abdul!
When you absolutely, positively can’t wait for your 72 virgins.
You have to keep a watchful eye out for those sand spiders.
Soon I’ll be able to build it small enough to be a concealed rectal rocket!
“Using his jezail rifle, this skilled Afghani demonstrates a little known technique for escaping from attacking mujahadeen. It is highly effective. “
Bon voyhaji
Well, Obama did say NASA needed more Muslims.
New from Ronco it’s the Flintlock Magic Carpet Cleaner! Such a fantastic labor saver, now the little lady will have more time to scrape the camel dung from your boots and comb the insects from your beard. But wait! There’s more! For a limited time order 2 and get a free burqa for the little woman! (Just pay extra shipping and handling, limited time offer, not valid in all states, sales tax not included, your mileage may vary, not valid with other discounts or coupons, delivery charges may apply, tax, tag, and title extra, prices higher in AK & HI, Death to America!, operators are standing by).
Oh crap, how do I land this thing!!!!!!
He’ s gonna ride that carpet straight to a whole new world.
It wasn’t rocket science. But try telling mohammed that.
The magic carpet just would not listen to the GPS directions and Abu just lost it.
The ffg powered segway was just not a success.
Long range suicide bomber.
Admit it. We’ve all thought of this, once. And if you hadn’t, you have now.
Taliban ICBM prototype #2.
(Prototype#1 pilot now goes by “Stumpy.”)
Alluha Stumpbar?
Not the magic carpet ride he was expecting.
The ISIS space program is off to a slow start.
ISIS 2 stage rockets,
1)human propelled
2)gun powder
Aloha snackbar. The jihadi space program is a success. Full report at 11 on al jazeera.
I’m a rocket man…
An old home remedy for athlete’s foot.
And we were being critical of the gun handling in the ferguson mini mart.
Muhammad tests the new rocket powered pogo stick after the ISIS flying carpet program failed to get off the ground!
Pogo stick 2.0.
The carpet! You’re supposed to ride the carpet!
What? No posting too quickly comment?
LOL!
Pocket SCUDS Rock!
Muhammad had Boraq the flying donkey, and modern middle east is attempting to ride a rifle across the sky.
-or-
After watching Wizard of Oz, Bill decided to build a boom stick to ride.
I’m Rick James, bitch.
That’s too good to not comment on. Props!
Revoke my passport? Can’t return home to spread Allah’s message? We’ll see about that!
Qwidditch ISIS style.
I was right there with you.
The math says it should work…
ISIS problem solved, Genie will turn them all into goats when he finds out they shot his friend.
To the ‘Emerald City’ as fast as lightning…?
This is what happens when you buy used magic carpets
Magic carpet “spare tire”
“I’ll get you yet my pretties! *Cackling laughter*”
And your false god, too!
ISIS Quidditch team recruiting poster.
Bah, Pieslapper beat me to the punch. 😉
Bet your Glock can’t do this!
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don’t know what we can find
Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don’t know what we can see
Why don’t you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
Last night I held Aladdin’s lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle’s all I found
Well, you don’t know what we can find
Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don’t know what we can see
Why don’t you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
Magic Carpet Ride
Steppenwolf
This is going to take longer than I thought, to get to America, if I have to land and reload every 20′
Gawd dammed sand fleas!
I’ll have to have a talk with that carpet salesman, when I get back, He said this thing would take at least a dozen blasts!
Aladdin’s Flying Carpet Air Corps was destined to fail from the beginning…
Omar shouted “Allahu akbar!” as he leaped. At the height of his jump he pulled the trigger, discharging a gout of smoke and flame into the carpet. If this didn’t get that damned Steppenwolf song out of his head, nothing would.
Technically he is following the four rules of gun safety but…
They said it couldn’t be done!
And they were right!
My favorite Benny Hill “poem”
They said that it could not be done,
He said, “Just let me try.”
They said, “Other men have tried and failed,”
He answered, “But not I.”
They said, “It is impossible,”
He said, “There’s no such word.”
He closed his mind, he closed his heart…
To everything he heard.
He said, “Within the heart of man,
There is a tiny seed.
It grows until it blossoms,
It’s called the will to succeed.
Its roots are strength, its stem is hope,
Its petals inspiration,
Its thorns protect its strong green leaves,
With grim determination.
“Its stamens are its skills
Which help to shape each plan,
For there’s nothing in the universe
Beyond the scope of man.”
They thought that it could not be done,
Some even said they knew it,
But he faced up to what could not be done…
And he couldn’t bloody do it!
I always liked Benny Hill. I have a short piece saved of him helping a couple of sexy band members over an iron gate, while fondling their stocking clad limbs. then when it’s time for the old ladies. he simply raises the latch, and opens the iron gate!
I shouldn’t have eaten that “mysterious” chili.
Virgins? But I just killed a carpet! BTW-breakin’ news-legal conceal carrier kills girlfriend in apparent murder/suicide in downtown Chicago-as seen on WLS TV/Chicago by me last hour…details whenever…
Was the killing legal?
No no, Abdel! I was asking about powder DRUGS!
Such a shame, that rug really tied the room together.
+1 Little Urban Achiever
slow clap. Referencing the dude is awesome.
That’s good! Here I was using somebody else’s stuff like a third-rate rapper.
Dreaming won’t get you to Damascus, nor will riding a Jezail rifle.
Beans Eat More Beans.
jumpin jihad! I’m having a blast!
Jumpn’ Jack flash is blast blast blast
Fixed it
Ahkmed tests his idea, the POGO RPG!
“The trick, William Potter, is not MINDING that it hurts…”
Lawrence of Arabia. Tip of the hat to you.
That’s one way to get a stain out of the carpet.
In arid climes, the sales pitch for a Stanley Steemer franchise is modified a bit.
“Shouldn’t officers use their initiative at all times?”
“No Lawrence, it’s dangerous. Look at this poor bugger, for example.”
Gotta remember: Tuck my feet in, tuck them sons of bitches in all the way!
To da moon Allah! To da moon!
RPJ: rocket propelled jihadi
Great! They launched the Iran deal early.
It’s a blast!
Or, I guess I was wrong. He could hit the broad side of something……
Turkish Yosemite Sam.
Sometimes you have to jump start your magic carpet
Achmed, they’re called fiddly bits for a reason.
Sim, Sim Allah-BAM! I’ll be here all Ramadan, remember to behead your infidel server!
After this jumping the shark will be easy
High Ho Silver, Away!!!!!
Never do that again, kemo sabe.
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little goat too !
I must go, my people need me.
Isis experements kerbel space program style
Alternative
After playing team fortress 2 isis has thier soldiers experiment with the soldiers rocket jump ability
Kuwaiti Hopscotch?
” I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ri…”
Read more: Aladdin – A Whole New World Lyrics | MetroLyrics
This is more fun than jumping rope
My wife told me to beat the carpet, but I had different plans.
Darn snakes
After he saw the joy it gave his wife, he had to take it for a spin. Your results may vary.
Dam drill sergeant, put too much salt peter in this load!
I see Remington found a market for their replaced triggers
New long range suicide bomber, because walking into a crowded marketplace takes too long.
White Smoke and Thunder Carpet Cleaning Service. Guaranteed stain removal, no job to small
Radical Islam.
winrar.
I like to move it, move it….
Ground Control to Major Khan…
Ahmed’s wife always said he was too quick on the trigger.
Excelsior!
Alladin didn’t leave detailed instructions on the whole flying carpet thing, but how hard could it be?!?!
The Syrian drone program was experiencing some teething issues.
The SyFy channel version of The Rocketeer.
With a butt stock like that, I wouldn’t shoulder it, either…
With the magic carpet broken down,Abdulluh knew the only way he’d make it home before his wife was with his new Jihad 2000 rocket pogo!
It takes 175grains of 4350 to attain escape velocity.
Prototype of the carpet cleaning rocket pogo stick, there were no survivors.
The guidance systems on ISISs surface to air missles most notably illuatrates the technology gap between them and the west
Houston…we have a problem…
“Burnin up his fuse out there alone”
The fighter wing of the ISIS air force.
The producers thought they needed a new course designer after the season 1 disaster of Arabian Ninja Jihadist
With the recent budget cuts, NASA tries the low tech approach to get to Mars…
Abdul Rahman being a super fan of Steppenwolf, is seen here attempting combine two of the bands greatest hits. The obvious, “Magic Carpet Ride” with “Born to be Wild” giving literal reference to the lyrics
“Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space”.
Well done Abdul!
When you absolutely, positively can’t wait for your 72 virgins.
You have to keep a watchful eye out for those sand spiders.
Soon I’ll be able to build it small enough to be a concealed rectal rocket!
“Using his jezail rifle, this skilled Afghani demonstrates a little known technique for escaping from attacking mujahadeen. It is highly effective. “
Bon voyhaji
Well, Obama did say NASA needed more Muslims.
New from Ronco it’s the Flintlock Magic Carpet Cleaner! Such a fantastic labor saver, now the little lady will have more time to scrape the camel dung from your boots and comb the insects from your beard. But wait! There’s more! For a limited time order 2 and get a free burqa for the little woman! (Just pay extra shipping and handling, limited time offer, not valid in all states, sales tax not included, your mileage may vary, not valid with other discounts or coupons, delivery charges may apply, tax, tag, and title extra, prices higher in AK & HI, Death to America!, operators are standing by).
Oh crap, how do I land this thing!!!!!!
He’ s gonna ride that carpet straight to a whole new world.
It wasn’t rocket science. But try telling mohammed that.
The magic carpet just would not listen to the GPS directions and Abu just lost it.
The ffg powered segway was just not a success.
Long range suicide bomber.
Admit it. We’ve all thought of this, once. And if you hadn’t, you have now.
ISIS unveils its space program.
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