“Voila! The ZF-1.
It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.”
Rad movie, hilarious quote.
That was my first thought.
I think you win.
Phased plasma pulse rifle in the 40-“wtf?” range.
Caption:
FU€K YEA
Hey, watch this guys!
The standard issue Colonial Marines 10mm pulse rifle with over-under grenade launcher.
M41A
Which I just found out was a dolled up tommy gun. Cool.
According to the Stuff I’ve read there are airsoft versions that could conceivably be wrapped around a real tommy gun. Then you’d just need to add an 870 with a SPAS forend around it… maybe some frag 12 to stand in for the grenades…
You see if I had just a little more rail space!
“Say what you want…. it’s actually New York Compliant”
“This is more fun than an entire crate of Red Cross condoms!”
And this here is the shoulder thing that goes up.
Jeffries parents ignored his attempts to build a time machine till one day………….
Grade skool tacti-kool!
Yeah…wanna see what it does to that drone?
Damn. He’s got a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Yuall still wanna trade dis shit fo my boots ?
“I wish MY parents loved me that much.”
I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, are you?
Little girl to the boy:
“You’ll put your eyyyyye out!!”
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Roy, I’m about to pee my pants laughing at that!
Brick, is that a gun from the future?
You white folks be talkin nice to da bothers from now on!
Hey you! Yeah you, Goldilocks! Who’s dat white boy hid’n behind you? Get to attention! Stand up strait! Get that scowl off your face!
It’s from a novelty song called “thirty point buck”
Hold my Kool Aid and watch this.
Who did you find to do a straw purchase for you? I know your too dumb to even pass a background check!
When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns!
When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns!
I be getti’n it at Wal-Mart, $14.99. Kit to convert to 22 long rifle, $7.99, One carton 22 shells, $125.99, sucks!
“And this whatchamacallit is the shoulder thing that goes up!”
And when I push this handle forward, an extension arm comes out, with a mirror on the end, so I can see up your dress!
not a caption entry, I am just curious–is that one of those “Johnny Seven OMA [One man Army]” toys that came out when I was in the second grade?
Yes
Thanks–my pals and I turned up our noses at that sort of thing, we never saw anyone on “Combat!” carrying one–altho one of our gang kept insisting that Kirby’s BAR (which always had the bipod folded up) was a “gun with three barrels”…LOL!
I loved that show, I hope they bring back the reruns.
It shoot through schools.
Bethesda Studios previews Fallout 4 DLC.
Since everybody else is bring in movie quotes…
Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend!
O.M.A.
White Man’s Burden.
“Screw the chain gun b!tches! This is the BFG!”
Young Colion Noir holds his first gun safety class. “Rule One: Always point your muzzle in a safe direction.”
“Not only will this kill a Posleen, it will steal his soul.”
Little girl: “They mostly come at night…mostly.”
Good, very good! Great movie! Hope you get second place!
Winner!
‘Scuse me while I whip this out…
Man, your mom always busy you the best NERF stuff.
Simon learned two important lessons that day. There are no such thing as magic napkins and that all transactions really are final when the other guy now has the weapon.
That’s it?
“This rifle is an example of passive voice…because here at TTAG we have no fucking clue what that means.”
No teacher, I do not have to produce i.d., it is my constitutional right to openly carry arms st recess. Am I being sent to detention or am I free to go?
Michael Bloomberg to Shannon Watts: “Tell him you don’t like his gun; That he must be compensating for a small penis. I’m behind you all the way.”
I see his schwartz is bigger than yours
Littlte boy on right: “One more step, and ma sister gonna be spendin rest of the aftanoon washin dog poop off her shoes!
Dammit! should of read ‘struction book. Nobody believe me, dat I gets an M-1 thumb from a plastic gun!
“When I’m old enough I’m going to work in one of the nation’s largest indoor shopping centers”- gecko45
“I think I miscalculated that jump. Is the year 1900, I am looking for that Hitler kid?”
As Edgar Wecker was showing Anna Wedgeworth a prototype of the kind of weapon that will be needed in the wars that he will someday have to fight, she admitted to being equally frightened and comforted.
I will not be a victim of street thugs and violent crime. I am the NRA.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine…..
A young Shannon Watts discovers black people can hold weapons setting up a lasting fear and a political mission that would carry her through life.
When I grow up , I’m gonna be da president .
The sights don’t work, but it will turn your cabbage patch doll into coleslaw.
The first of many meetings between Hillary Rodham and Malcom X
Naugh , huffin paints for whitey , I’m goin to shoots me a pouleece .
Whispers into her ear . ” pretend to be looking at that big gun while I reach up under your skirt ”
…………………………………………….That just wasn’t right now ! ….. Went to far this time Markie . Anything for a laugh .
Mike and Frankie would like to make an offer on that tricycle .
Hey, Suzie, is that your mom in the window up there?
Watch this!
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
No, you’ll shoot your eye out.
Don’t worry, it’s just a Nerf gun.
Anyone want to go to Chipotle?
Can someone tell me the way to the grassy knoll?
PULL!
Hey, lil boy, hid’n hind da lil girl! What da be call’n you? You look like you be the other white meat!
It’s my new Thompson Garand BAR greasegun grenade launcher. What do you think?
Everyone praised Tommy’s creativity, but unfortunately, he developed Juvenile Diabetes from chewing all those Pop-Tarts.
“Voila! The ZF-1.
It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.”
Rad movie, hilarious quote.
That was my first thought.
I think you win.
Phased plasma pulse rifle in the 40-“wtf?” range.
Caption:
FU€K YEA
Hey, watch this guys!
The standard issue Colonial Marines 10mm pulse rifle with over-under grenade launcher.
M41A
Which I just found out was a dolled up tommy gun. Cool.
According to the Stuff I’ve read there are airsoft versions that could conceivably be wrapped around a real tommy gun. Then you’d just need to add an 870 with a SPAS forend around it… maybe some frag 12 to stand in for the grenades…
You see if I had just a little more rail space!
“Say what you want…. it’s actually New York Compliant”
“This is more fun than an entire crate of Red Cross condoms!”
And this here is the shoulder thing that goes up.
Jeffries parents ignored his attempts to build a time machine till one day………….
Grade skool tacti-kool!
Yeah…wanna see what it does to that drone?
Damn. He’s got a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Yuall still wanna trade dis shit fo my boots ?
“I wish MY parents loved me that much.”
I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, are you?
Little girl to the boy:
“You’ll put your eyyyyye out!!”
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Roy, I’m about to pee my pants laughing at that!
Brick, is that a gun from the future?
You white folks be talkin nice to da bothers from now on!
Hey you! Yeah you, Goldilocks! Who’s dat white boy hid’n behind you? Get to attention! Stand up strait! Get that scowl off your face!
A combination AK-57 uzie radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun.
Huh?
It’s from a novelty song called “thirty point buck”
Hold my Kool Aid and watch this.
Who did you find to do a straw purchase for you? I know your too dumb to even pass a background check!
When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns!
When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns!
I be getti’n it at Wal-Mart, $14.99. Kit to convert to 22 long rifle, $7.99, One carton 22 shells, $125.99, sucks!
“And this whatchamacallit is the shoulder thing that goes up!”
And when I push this handle forward, an extension arm comes out, with a mirror on the end, so I can see up your dress!
not a caption entry, I am just curious–is that one of those “Johnny Seven OMA [One man Army]” toys that came out when I was in the second grade?
Yes
Thanks–my pals and I turned up our noses at that sort of thing, we never saw anyone on “Combat!” carrying one–altho one of our gang kept insisting that Kirby’s BAR (which always had the bipod folded up) was a “gun with three barrels”…LOL!
I loved that show, I hope they bring back the reruns.
It shoot through schools.
Bethesda Studios previews Fallout 4 DLC.
Since everybody else is bring in movie quotes…
Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend!
O.M.A.
White Man’s Burden.
“Screw the chain gun b!tches! This is the BFG!”
Young Colion Noir holds his first gun safety class. “Rule One: Always point your muzzle in a safe direction.”
“Not only will this kill a Posleen, it will steal his soul.”
Little girl: “They mostly come at night…mostly.”
Good, very good! Great movie! Hope you get second place!
Winner!
‘Scuse me while I whip this out…
Man, your mom always busy you the best NERF stuff.
Simon learned two important lessons that day. There are no such thing as magic napkins and that all transactions really are final when the other guy now has the weapon.
That’s it?
“This rifle is an example of passive voice…because here at TTAG we have no fucking clue what that means.”
No teacher, I do not have to produce i.d., it is my constitutional right to openly carry arms st recess. Am I being sent to detention or am I free to go?
Michael Bloomberg to Shannon Watts: “Tell him you don’t like his gun; That he must be compensating for a small penis. I’m behind you all the way.”
I see his schwartz is bigger than yours
Littlte boy on right: “One more step, and ma sister gonna be spendin rest of the aftanoon washin dog poop off her shoes!
Dammit! should of read ‘struction book. Nobody believe me, dat I gets an M-1 thumb from a plastic gun!
“When I’m old enough I’m going to work in one of the nation’s largest indoor shopping centers”- gecko45
“I think I miscalculated that jump. Is the year 1900, I am looking for that Hitler kid?”
As Edgar Wecker was showing Anna Wedgeworth a prototype of the kind of weapon that will be needed in the wars that he will someday have to fight, she admitted to being equally frightened and comforted.
I will not be a victim of street thugs and violent crime. I am the NRA.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine…..
A young Shannon Watts discovers black people can hold weapons setting up a lasting fear and a political mission that would carry her through life.
When I grow up , I’m gonna be da president .
The sights don’t work, but it will turn your cabbage patch doll into coleslaw.
The first of many meetings between Hillary Rodham and Malcom X
Naugh , huffin paints for whitey , I’m goin to shoots me a pouleece .
Whispers into her ear . ” pretend to be looking at that big gun while I reach up under your skirt ”
…………………………………………….That just wasn’t right now ! ….. Went to far this time Markie . Anything for a laugh .
Mike and Frankie would like to make an offer on that tricycle .
Hey, Suzie, is that your mom in the window up there?
Watch this!
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
No, you’ll shoot your eye out.
Don’t worry, it’s just a Nerf gun.
Anyone want to go to Chipotle?
Can someone tell me the way to the grassy knoll?
PULL!
Hey, lil boy, hid’n hind da lil girl! What da be call’n you? You look like you be the other white meat!
It’s my new Thompson Garand BAR greasegun grenade launcher. What do you think?
Everyone praised Tommy’s creativity, but unfortunately, he developed Juvenile Diabetes from chewing all those Pop-Tarts.
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