Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Dan Zimmerman

October 21, 2011

45 COMMENTS

Andrew Snyder October 21, 2011 At 12:04

Talk about a shotgun wedding!
ready,fire,aim October 21, 2011 At 12:04

that a shotgun wedding
Dirk Diggler October 21, 2011 At 12:04

A couple that shoots together, stays together.
DrewR55 October 21, 2011 At 12:18

Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel.
kalel666 October 21, 2011 At 12:20

It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING!
ready,fire,aim October 21, 2011 At 12:22

in door skeet shooting…..
CA October 21, 2011 At 12:25

Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal
Sam Wright October 21, 2011 At 12:26

Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt.
Buddy October 21, 2011 At 12:48

His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift
Aharon October 21, 2011 At 12:51

The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection.
Rich T October 21, 2011 At 13:00

We were registered at Cabelas
Jeff O. October 21, 2011 At 13:06

Does she have a sister?
- Aharon October 21, 2011 At 13:25
  
  The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial.
Ralph October 21, 2011 At 13:24

When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.”
Totenglocke October 21, 2011 At 13:31

Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting?
Graybeard October 21, 2011 At 14:12

Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them.
anon October 21, 2011 At 14:40

Shouldn’t her parents be holding those?
Dave_toyota October 21, 2011 At 14:57

…. and they lived happily ever after.

I see no problem with this photo whatsoever.
Jason R. October 21, 2011 At 15:10

Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were.
Sam October 21, 2011 At 15:30

“Till death do we part”

or even better

“Pull!”
Mr. Weebles October 21, 2011 At 15:56

HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!”
Ordine Nuovo October 21, 2011 At 16:28

“Welcome to skeet team, baby!”
Andrew Wood October 21, 2011 At 16:37

…and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!!
RKflorida October 21, 2011 At 17:28

Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift?
Gerard October 21, 2011 At 17:41

We’re both pregnant.
BLAMMO October 21, 2011 At 17:57

ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire.
Glokelwal October 21, 2011 At 18:34

… and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged.
Andrew_M_Garland October 21, 2011 At 18:49

“I hope this ends our parent’s objections.”

“No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.”
Van October 21, 2011 At 19:10

I would hate to see the prenup.
Jeff October 21, 2011 At 19:48

Release the doves!
DonWorsham October 21, 2011 At 20:03

He got me a Stoeger!
Bob October 21, 2011 At 20:17

This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”.

“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”

“Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?”
HSR47 October 21, 2011 At 21:32

Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong.
Aaron October 21, 2011 At 22:20

“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”

Or forever hold your “piece?”
Mark October 21, 2011 At 22:50

The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things…
Bruce W. Krafft October 21, 2011 At 23:22

The couple that slays together, stays together.
Varmint Hunter October 21, 2011 At 23:41

Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about???
Nemesis October 22, 2011 At 00:11

The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo!
Wellington October 22, 2011 At 00:44

Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room!
JGlanton October 22, 2011 At 02:03

She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests.
“PULL!”
mmasse October 22, 2011 At 09:51

This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme….
Bat Sh*t Crazy October 22, 2011 At 10:20

So many zombies, so little time.
Eric October 22, 2011 At 10:22

Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding”
Joe Z. October 22, 2011 At 19:29

Okay, someone get the plates out!!
Dave J October 24, 2011 At 10:12

Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute….