The “Family Portrait Murderer” taunted Police with yet another photo bomb.
That’s truly sick, and I like it!
Nice 🙂
LOL!
Get your booger hook off the damn bang switch!
Whatcha trying to do, shoot drones?
Yeah I got your orthodontist right here buddy.
I’m the patriarch of this family!
Number one dad my a$$
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
The Illuminati.
This was Granpa’s unhappy face before he sent the Ruger to Volquartsen.
G*d Dammit Grandpa, get yer finger off the trigger !
One shot to the back of the head kills the cow.
“…and THIS is my youngest…”
#1 dad because his father in law told him so.
It was not a shotgun wedding.
Dammit, Phil, put that away! The photographer said, “I”m Tommy.”
Not, “I’m a Commie.”
I’ll take care of that bitter beer face.
Gene Pool… The Shallow End. (Faint sound of banjos picking)
Its all relative in Bugtussle.
Granpa’s trigger disciple was great until the Alzheimer’s hit.
“Who’s the geezer with the gun?”
“I dunno. I thought he was with you.”
Instead of a shotgun wedding it’s handgun mandatory family photo time.
I said, “Smile!” Dadburnit!
“i said i’d get a christmas card picture, and dammit, i meant it!”
Losing the title of #1 Dad was the last straw for ol’ Donnie.
“Tell me to say “cheese” one more time, and you won’t have to wait for the flash.”
Grandpa been beaver huntin again.You going to take her home and mount her Pa?
Aunt in white must not understand that,”Look at the birdie”, means the camera.
There can only be ONE #1 Dad!
….this photo is wrong on a frightening number of levels.
Nobody had told Uncle Bob that shotgun weddings usually took place before…
Zimmerman family Christmas vacation ’74. A young Dan can be seen front row third from the right. In his younger years he still had hair as well as an identity crisis
While “Uncle Jer” did prove that he could shoot faster than the photographer’s camera, the tradition of the ‘Miculek Family Photo’ was abruptly ended.
Didn’t the one in the red hair and white jacket star in a movie called “Mask”?
Now that is funny laugh out loud, thank you.
Dis gun’s been stuck in my hand since the War!
“The Princess Anastasia (white jacket, first left of front row) was proud of the family she had secretly raised since escaping to capitalist America.”
“Deez are from my resultant tadpolls and I can still get THIS up”
For the last time, look straight ahead and smile, dammit! Remember Little Billy? He didn’t “just disappear” after he refused to smile in last year’s picture. So let’s see those teeth!
Their family secrets were always “kept under their hats” and this was the result.
Wally world or bust!
The dangers of inbreeding, the illustrated edition.
“Take one last look……they’ll all be gone after tonight.”
family values
Get in the picture Bruce……..For the last time Dad, My name is Caitlyn!
The Bush family branch that got pruned long ago.
The Clinton’s that got left behind in Arkansas.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Just one more.
Click.
Reason #122 why pistol whipping your child should be illegal.
“Lookie what I bagged…”
The “Family Portrait Murderer” taunted Police with yet another photo bomb.
That’s truly sick, and I like it!
Nice 🙂
LOL!
Get your booger hook off the damn bang switch!
Whatcha trying to do, shoot drones?
Yeah I got your orthodontist right here buddy.
I’m the patriarch of this family!
Number one dad my a$$
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
The Illuminati.
This was Granpa’s unhappy face before he sent the Ruger to Volquartsen.
G*d Dammit Grandpa, get yer finger off the trigger !
One shot to the back of the head kills the cow.
“…and THIS is my youngest…”
#1 dad because his father in law told him so.
It was not a shotgun wedding.
Dammit, Phil, put that away! The photographer said, “I”m Tommy.”
Not, “I’m a Commie.”
I’ll take care of that bitter beer face.
Gene Pool… The Shallow End. (Faint sound of banjos picking)
Its all relative in Bugtussle.
Granpa’s trigger disciple was great until the Alzheimer’s hit.
“Who’s the geezer with the gun?”
“I dunno. I thought he was with you.”
Instead of a shotgun wedding it’s handgun mandatory family photo time.
I said, “Smile!” Dadburnit!
“i said i’d get a christmas card picture, and dammit, i meant it!”
Losing the title of #1 Dad was the last straw for ol’ Donnie.
“Tell me to say “cheese” one more time, and you won’t have to wait for the flash.”
Grandpa been beaver huntin again.You going to take her home and mount her Pa?
Aunt in white must not understand that,”Look at the birdie”, means the camera.
There can only be ONE #1 Dad!
….this photo is wrong on a frightening number of levels.
Nobody had told Uncle Bob that shotgun weddings usually took place before…
Zimmerman family Christmas vacation ’74. A young Dan can be seen front row third from the right. In his younger years he still had hair as well as an identity crisis
While “Uncle Jer” did prove that he could shoot faster than the photographer’s camera, the tradition of the ‘Miculek Family Photo’ was abruptly ended.
Didn’t the one in the red hair and white jacket star in a movie called “Mask”?
Now that is funny laugh out loud, thank you.
Dis gun’s been stuck in my hand since the War!
“The Princess Anastasia (white jacket, first left of front row) was proud of the family she had secretly raised since escaping to capitalist America.”
“Deez are from my resultant tadpolls and I can still get THIS up”
For the last time, look straight ahead and smile, dammit! Remember Little Billy? He didn’t “just disappear” after he refused to smile in last year’s picture. So let’s see those teeth!
Their family secrets were always “kept under their hats” and this was the result.
Wally world or bust!
The dangers of inbreeding, the illustrated edition.
“Take one last look……they’ll all be gone after tonight.”
family values
Get in the picture Bruce……..For the last time Dad, My name is Caitlyn!
The Bush family branch that got pruned long ago.
The Clinton’s that got left behind in Arkansas.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Just one more.
Click.
Reason #122 why pistol whipping your child should be illegal.
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