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Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Dan Zimmerman

February 10, 2012

37 COMMENTS

Bob H February 10, 2012 At 14:06

Just a question… Why does that “Batman” appear to have a camel-toe?
- Bob H February 10, 2012 At 14:07
  
  and the “Robin” has breasts…
Tarrou February 10, 2012 At 14:08

YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY UNDERPANTS!@!!one1!~
- Mr. Pierogie February 10, 2012 At 17:27
  
  my eyes!!! they burn!!!! this cannot be unseen!!!
Moonshine7102 February 10, 2012 At 14:10

LOL I have no idea WTF I’m doing!
Sam Wright February 10, 2012 At 14:15

Occupy this Joker!!!
- Sam Wright February 10, 2012 At 14:16
  
  Do you like my new BAT-GUN?
SkyMan77 February 10, 2012 At 14:20

Say it!!! Say it!!! Say I’m the best caped crusader ever or I’ll give you a hair style you’ll never forget…
ready, fire,aim February 10, 2012 At 14:43

is this from a russ meyer B movie??
Mr. Lion February 10, 2012 At 14:44

The 3″ hand-held naval gun proved to be one of Batman’s less successful inventions.
dustyvarmint February 10, 2012 At 15:00

Hands Up Dude, “Is that a Transmorgifier or are you just happy to see me?”
mmasse February 10, 2012 At 15:01

Where the heck were you hiding that hand cannon… Um never mind I don’t want to know.
bontai Joe February 10, 2012 At 15:07

I gotta get me some of those tights that don’t ride up so high.

Or……

SO! You think this outfit makes my butt look big, do you? Well, take THIS, you scallywag!
Dave_K February 10, 2012 At 15:09

Oh the “pre Adam West” Batman movies. So awesome, but so hard to find.

Sometimes I wish I had a cape to help with concealed carry of super oversized weaponry.
Aaron February 10, 2012 At 15:21

Now that Han officially never shot first, I’M going to fire first!
H. Rearden February 10, 2012 At 15:43

I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?
Isaac February 10, 2012 At 15:44

My outfit’s cheap? MY OUTFIT’S CHEAP?!! Eat this, you fedora-wearing thug!
Joseph Bush February 10, 2012 At 16:07

“If you don’t do exactly what I say, this gun is going to shoot you.”
- Dave_K February 10, 2012 At 16:40
  
  You win.
  Crazy guns having minds of their own.
pcrh February 10, 2012 At 16:46

“%*&@ the Batterang–meet the BAT-GAT!”
Tom February 10, 2012 At 17:14

This gun makes up for my small package!
Eric H. February 10, 2012 At 17:37

“Holy Tin Can Batman! I didn’t know you could make a gun out that asparagus can!” (The first recycling ad on TV)
Phil H February 10, 2012 At 17:45

That is without a doubt the silliest effing costume in the history of motion pictures. The ears, for me, put it over the top. He looks more like a cricket than a bat. And, ok, yes, Robin is the “boy wonder,” but he’s not actually supposed to be 12 years old, is he?

I never knew there were pre-Adam-West batman films, and now I can’t rest until I see one of them. I mean, that really does look like a hair dryer.
HAVE GUN February 10, 2012 At 17:57

I don’t have a clever caption for this, just if anybody is interested.

It is from a serial from

“The Batman
(1943) movie serial”

http://dvd.ign.com/articles/665/665976p1.html
carey February 10, 2012 At 17:58

I know it looks like a soup can with iron sights, but just pretend…
J in MS February 10, 2012 At 18:39

This season on Top Shot!
Pete February 10, 2012 At 18:54

“Call them panties again. I dare you. I double dare you.”
Monty February 10, 2012 At 19:49

The thug took one look at the masked duo and surrendered. No straight man was going to take his chances against the Costuming Gun.
pair-o-dee February 10, 2012 At 20:21

I think Robin looks like a young Mickey Rourke:

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1986_Nine_1_2_Weeks/986NHW_Mickey_Rourke_015.jpg
girlswithguns February 10, 2012 At 21:32

Do you really think this gun clashes with my cape?
ROger.45 February 10, 2012 At 21:42

Ken and Barbie show up to the party dressed as Batman and Robin!

(Sequal to Bob H’s caption)
Ralph February 10, 2012 At 22:15

And as Robin can tell you, this blasterizer isn’t the only thing I carry in my Thunderwear.
Best Handguns February 10, 2012 At 22:59

I couldn’t conceal my full-size gun in this outfit so I brought my compact.
Ropingdown February 10, 2012 At 23:12

Yesterday, Commissioner, you were against concealed carry AND gay marriage in Gotham. Tomorrow yours will be one less vote Robin and I have to worry about.
- MadDawg J February 11, 2012 At 15:39
  
  Ha ha ha, good one!
Matt Gregg February 11, 2012 At 07:57

I can hear Batman saying “Do you still think this speedo looks gay, punk?”
Sexy&iknowit February 15, 2012 At 21:33

Call it a bikini one more time and I will shoot you with this soup can contraption!