Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Dan Zimmerman

July 22, 2011

Is it just me or does Petey the Parrot look worried?

30 COMMENTS

Magoo July 22, 2011 At 08:16

We are the NRA.
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 22, 2011 At 08:20

Robert Blake’s first season of Baretta was plagued with bad perms.
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 22, 2011 At 08:21

Sex Sells…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 22, 2011 At 08:22

A bird in his hand was worth two AK’s in her bush…
- Travis Leibold July 22, 2011 At 17:08
  
  BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 22, 2011 At 08:24

This is the lesser known Patty Hearst photo…
irock350 July 22, 2011 At 08:36

BEST WEDDING EVER!
Rebecca July 22, 2011 At 08:50

Tony Orlando and his little sister, Dawn, before he lost his weight and started singing. The gun and parrot are props.
Brad Kozak July 22, 2011 At 09:33

When Ramon started to teach his daughter to catch, kill, and field dress her food, he started small.
Brad Kozak July 22, 2011 At 09:37

Say “hello” to my lil’ frien. An my lil’ frien’s frien. An her parrot, who’s been talkin’ way too much ’bout our operation.
Van July 22, 2011 At 10:00

Bob, ever the professional, focused the camera and got the shot, not knowing if this was the pinnacle of his career as an Olan Mills associate or the worst day of his life.
- Sid July 22, 2011 At 11:37
  
  My favorite so far.
Gabriel July 22, 2011 At 11:04

Suburban pirates, circa 1978.
Ryan Finn July 22, 2011 At 11:24

Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony July 22, 2011 At 11:50

Mullets and rifles. Welcome to the South.
Charles July 22, 2011 At 11:52

Just keep smiling, they won’t know it’s us in these guerrilla suits.
Ralph July 22, 2011 At 12:13

“She can put a round into a teacup at a thousand meters. And the girl with the rifle is pretty accurate, too.”
Gus July 22, 2011 At 14:16

“What?! Because the bird LOVES velour… THAT’S WHY!!””
Ben Eli July 22, 2011 At 15:38

Bobby learned very quickly to always clean the bird cage.
GaryinVT July 22, 2011 At 16:57

Damn yuppies.
srmc July 22, 2011 At 19:59

Ron Jeremy’s brother Raoul misunderstood when the photogapher said to bring his lady friend and a couple of their favorite playthings to the photo shoot.
James July 22, 2011 At 20:18

Nobody seems to have noticed yet, but why is the scope mounted on the forward hand guard over the piston/gas tube?
- Bob H July 22, 2011 At 23:34
  
  And why is the bayonet mounted with the blade up? And why put a scope on an AK to start with?
Bob H July 22, 2011 At 23:37

Which one is the female?
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 22, 2011 At 23:44

These wife swapping parties are getting weirder and weirder…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 22, 2011 At 23:45

And now you know who is on the other side of “The Glory Hole”…
Danni July 23, 2011 At 02:11

Pull!
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 23, 2011 At 07:13

Somehow the “Wake Up, Newark” show with John Candy and Gilda Radner just didn’t last.
Aaron July 23, 2011 At 07:15

“When we say ‘vote for Pedro’ we mean it”
- Aaron July 23, 2011 At 07:54
  
  PS… I’m very glad this one managed not to make it into Kyle Cassidy’s book Armed America.