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  1. No, I’m not the Avon lady. I’m here to confiscate your assault rifle and high capacity magazines.

  2. Taken just moments before the death of Mindy Bergstrom. The coroner has determined cause of death as a massive heart attack, caused by discovering a broken nail.

  3. “Are those guns in your pockets or are you just glad to see me?”

    “Remember, fellas, never point your gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot . . . and the same goes for your rifle.”

    “Watch closely now as I demonstrate the proper technique for bagging your bird.”

    “Okay, enough with the blanks. Who wants to shoot some real bullets?”

  4. Dianne Feinstein younger and much more attractive gun loving sister whom she could never get over her jealousy of.

  5. Bob is a member of the new transvestite brigade. This new brigade was formed because the most important thing in battle is the element of surprise!

  6. “Yes Mr. Farago I can handle a bigger gun than yours”!!!
    (Dan Zimmerman and Nick Leghorn in the background laughing their asses off!!)

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