I had good intentions of announcing the winner of last weekend’s contest on Monday. Unfortunately, that was the day of the great comment system conflagration so I got a little sidetracked. I know, excuses, excuses. Better late than never. Or is that better out than in? Anyway, honorable mentions go out to Rick, Double D, Blammo, Aharon, Merits and Z.G., but let’s have a warm golf-clap for our winner, CmdrSlander who took the prize for his JHB-related caption. He’ll be receiving his prize soon. Really.
“We don’t worry about rape in these here parts..”
No, YOU tell them to get back in the kitchen.
Ha, or I got your f*ckin sammich right here
Where’s the broads giving real women a bad name?!
“Who are you calling a pu$$y?”
“Rape this.”
What??? The president is black AND he’s trying repeal the 2nd amendment? We may not have right to vote yet but we know how handle this!
“This is what they meant by playground monitor?”
Never ones to take tyranny lightly, the coeds from that day forth shot in groups greater than seven.
Time to get dinner mofos!
“Get off our lawn.”
We don’t NEED to wear skirts, we DON’T need emergency blue-light phones on campus, and YOU don’t need to take our rifles. But you’re welcome to try.
To make up for 7 round magazines we will bring 8 rifles.
MOLON LABE!
Some women are just stronger than others.
Mothers against Feinstein
NICE!
Members of the Girl Scout troop from Morristown, N.J. prepare for a visit from their U.S. Senator, Robert Menendez.
FTW!
THIS!
Also greetings from Andover. Just around the courner…..depending on traffic.
every one was in sync aiming down range except for Barbara (this was pete’s last picture he ever took)
Before Cooper’s four rules there were “Krupker’s eight beauties”. Unfortunatly Peter Krupker passed away in a freak photography accident when he negligently poured too much flash powder and startled his star act, Barbara.
that’s good too …LOL
Haha good call, you win
“Assault gaggle of gals.”
Margaret Sanger’s rifle team…Springfield is our contraception!
The women of Vermont inform Massachusetts and New York what they think of foreign gun laws.
Numerous women in a small Arkansas town, take to arms in order to send a clear message to the Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton “Keep your filthy hands off us and our daughters’ too or else!” Photo taken back in 1978 by local paper.
the “Last Wives Club”
In response to their mutual discovery of “Handsome Herb’s” multiple bigamies on them: his wives ended his miserable eight-timing life with the command,”Ready,Aim,Liar!”
Why Morman men do not stay out all night drinking.
+1 Nice.
1. Falsely accusing Republicans of waging war on women backfires on Obama.
2. The local chapter of Daughters of Annie Oakley meets for practice.
3. The stuff they do with hardsteel blows my mind.
4. Not much diversity, but plenty of accuracy!
5. Yes, Mr. President, we did too build this.
6. Okay, Congress, forget about gun control & pass a budget . . . or else!
The Ladies of Prostitutes Union #6969 prepare to renegotiate their contract for better meals and after dinner mints!!!!
We civilized ladies prefer to keep six guns pointed at the politicians and two at the media.
I said….. does this dress make my ass look big!?
or from the other side..
No dear, that dress looks fantastic
Today, prosecutors presented new evidence against Betty-Lou McKorkle, accused of shooting famed photographer Mathew Brady.
Senator Feinstein’s assault weapons bill contains exemptions for police, government officials and former President Bill Clinton’s newly formed Bangin’ Amazons Special Secret Service Detail.
“An armed gathering, such as the one illustrated above, shall be illegal in the state of New York. This menacing, ultra-right wing militia is a threat to society and the right of the public to feel safe in their homes, schools and movie theaters.”
The photographer prayed that those rifles were unloaded, then he remembered the incident involving his telephoto lens and the ladies rifle team changing room, and realized it was too late.
United Daughters of the Confederacy?
You’re a dame and know how to hunt big game,
But to-day the Great War’s in our midst,
Shootin’ at a Fritz.
Show some gams, put a-way those pots and pans,
Put a Springfield rifle in your mitts,
Shootin’ at a Fritz.
Dressed up like a farm gal from Muskogee,
Tryin’ hard to shoot like Annie Oakley,
Okey-Dokey!
Owing to poorly-worded and hastily-enacted legislation, these ladies, by virtue of their proximity, constitute a “large ammunition feeding device” in excess of new 7-round limits imposed by New York’s SAFE Act.
James Yeager’s grandfather taught his last lesson in camera placement earlier today.
Notice how quietly the headmaster sulks in the background? That’s because he gave all of these girls demerits earlier in the day… and back in those days, the 180 rule had yet to be invented…
Meanwhile, the unlucky fellow in the background is tragically unaware of this year’s perfect storm of Vassar College’s Bonnie Parker Days and synchronized menstrual cycles.
Neighborhood watch circa 1952
“When’s the last time you seen contraceptives used to defend your gun rights? That’s what I thought.”
Unaware of repercussions that would be unleashed years later, some of the local high school’s “popular girls” wait with their bb-guns for a young Diane Feinstein to pedal by on her bicycle.
Ha! This has my vote.
“Ready, Aim, Castrate!”
Pictured: local women form posse after communication breakdown convinces them that the media has slandered them with accusations of possessing “round clips.”
‘On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight maids-a-mowing . . . .’
Out of respect for her final wishes, the all female firing squad that executed Senator Feinstein left their “assult weapons” at home.
Make it so.
Before the Australian Peel, there was the UofM Curl.
Now that’s my kind of a binder full of women!
“Lock, Stock, and Eight Crazy B*tches”
The local protest to the No “high capacity” women bill.
“And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”
No matter what generation women love assault rifles. From M-1903 to AR-15!
The future of American Light Infantry.
2020: Aspiring kindergarten teachers taking their final test prior to receiving their teaching certification.
You took the guns we can really shoot well, the scary modern sports rifles, so we’ll just have to cap your anti-constitutional ass’s with these old things.
“No mass shooting incidents at our fine school”
1) Petticoat Firing Squad
2) The first meeting of the Woman’s Suffrage League is now in session.
3) Equal pay for equal work, or else!
4) Gun free school zones my ass!
5) Any thing you can do I can do better!
6) Ready … Aim … Smile!
7) Why is girl #1, taking aim at ME!
8) This is an all girls school, boy’s are not allowed so leave now!
9) This school takes detention SERIOUSLY!
10) Playground bullies will NOT be tolerated!
11) Today’s topic of study, the 2nd Amendment.
12) We sure hope you have a hall pass!
“The weaker sex?”
I like my little pony, and rifles!
Now that is what I call a well regulated militia!!!
“And… 5, 6, 7, 8! Sclemeel, schlemazel, target stays in front of muzzle!”
Okay, girls, let’s hear it for Panetta’s new ‘women in combat’ policy!
(lady on far left).”Hey you!! Yes you!! Get your scrawny little ass back in line before I shoot your “BB’s” plum off”!!!!!
8 maids a plinkin…
What? WHAT!? I specifically stated in my last request that the firing squad be TOPLESS!
1. WE AIM TO PLEASE!
2. WE’VE GOT BALLS AS WELL!
3. THE TARGET IS BEHIND YOU, SILLY COWS!
4. WE LIKE TO GREET OUR MEN WITH OPEN ARMS!
5. YOU SHOOT THE 7 DWARVES AN’ LEAVE “SMALL HEIGHT” TO ME!
6. GUNS AND ROSIES
7. THE 8 WIVES OF HENRY THE 6TH
8. WITH THE CAMERA , GIRLS…WITH THE CAMERA!
9. A GOOD, OLD FASHIONED GANGBANG.
10. THERE’S SHAKESPEARE! FIRE AT WILL!
* – Do we have to be on our knees to shoot this guy?
– Well; we ARE the firing squat…..
* – Any last request, moron?
– Sure! Who’ll take care of my pet mouse?
* – Don’t shoot me; I’m only the porno player!!
– That’s why we’re down on our knees aiming at your balls!
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