The first and last “bring your parents to work day” at the Pakistani Army HQ ended tragically after a sudden, unintentional moustache-ectomy involving a grandmother and a loaded AK.
Good one!
All these jokes are funny granted. But just for the sake of accuracy I have a correction. They are not pakistani. This is the indian military and that woman holding the gun is the former president of india.
Interesting… I don’t know my foreign militaries or ministers very well, but if she’s who I think she is, I went to college in Oregon with her nephew–kind of an odd duck, but a pretty good dude. He was in my Ancient Greek class.
And in this photo I believe she’s saying “Military coup? Not while I’m in charge!”
Notice how the guy right in front of her is crouched down behind the table.
Yes, Madam President, put your finger right there on the trigger. Yes, just like that.
“Q-tip?!!!!!!!!!! I don need no stinkin Q-tip!”
“I bet I can make that dude on the other side of the table blink”.
“You won’t mind me pulling the trigger since you’re the one who was supposed to make sure this rifle is safe, right?”
‘Five-Dolla, send you to Allah’
Love it.
Recent graduate of the Dianne Feinstein School of Weapons Handling shows off her moves.
Gentlemen…. Welcome to Rifle 101. I am the only one trained to handle firearms in this class…
“Boys, THIS is how you do it.”
“I will make a fortune selling these to convenience store owners all across the U.S.”
“With this weapon, Pakistan will rule the world!”
Gentleman, This is how you shoot down a drone
Ma, I told you these JIHAD TOYS are only for us men, you put on the vest over on the car!!!
General, About your last efficiency rating, you have to be sequestered.
It’s a red-dot sight, clearly.
Ok, made me chuckle
Me too!
Yes!
Gun control is using both hands
Um, just FYI. That was taken in India.
Bloggers rush to publish. Commenters rush to comment. Especially when they’re “working”. Easier to edit the story, er, correct the comment via follow-up later, no? 🙂
I am going to stick this in his ear.
“Would you please move your nose slightly to the left?”
A cleverly disguised Nacy Pelosi takes her gun control campaign to India, with tragic results (note the guy in the helmet ducking down)
Joe Biden says, “That assault weapon is too powerful for women to use. Get a shotgun.”
You know that cheatin’ bastard ex husband of mine yous-ta have a mustache like that!
Does this come with fries?
*This* karma I can afford!
then I ducked behind the slushie machine and pointed like this
Cheech looks pretty good in that black suit and blue tie…he was heard saying “Hey dudette, keep that finger off the trigger.”
Clearly the laser sight is on backwards.
I declare this entry, the winner
“But does it come in pink?”
“I aint goin down like Benazir Bhutto. No way, no how…”
Tired of being misunderstood by Americans, the employees of Calcutta Call-Center Services took matters into their own hands.
Major chuckles!
A little-known fact about Indian marriages is that in addition to picking a bride for their son, his parents also choose the happy couple’s weapons for their” starter arsenal” trousseau.
(in Eric Cartman voice) “This is just like the gun I used back in ‘Nam”
“On Sen. Feinsteins recent trip to Pakistan…”
“I like to be in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America”
“I’ll show those Paki’s what I’m Pack’in!”
Btw, guys, she is obviously an Hindu Indian, not an Arab Pakistani, there is a huge difference and they hate each other immensely. There’s a chance there animosities towards each other will end in nuclear winter for all of us.
Arab Pakistani? What?
Brain fart, I was meaning to type Muslim Pakistani, Pakistan is not a Arab nation.
“Now boys, its called shanthu pottu, and this is how we use to put those little red dots on our foreheads the old fashion way.”
Let me take care of that mustach.
Waldo…… there.
No, I don’t know what’s behind him. So I CAN break all four at once!
PULL!
(Pakistani peasant goes flying past)
And you say this one is effective against busloads of rapists? Very nice.
I got that mark shooting like this.
Would you care to reconsider whether you think this sari makes my butt look fat?
“See how easy it was for me to shoot the cigarette out of the General’s mouth? Its all in your focus and good sight picture.”
Say “Just piss yourself” one more time MFer. I dare you!
And now I will demonstrate what happens to call center employees who confess to the Americans that their name is Habib and that no, they are *not* really in North Carolina…
Ghandi said a peaceful protest is the most powerful means of change, but what they edited out is that next best is a big ole can of whip-ass. Goooooo, India.
“I feel a little safer now that you boys have helped me pick out a gun. Now, if I could just get rid of that target between my eyes.”
In the disputed Kashmir because of the fear of women by Pakistani Muslims, the Indian army has changed their gender deployment strategy
Hurry up and pick one Momma! The celebration starts in fifteen minutes!
For the last time, you hold it like this guys
In James brown voice: “Hey!! Momma’s gotta brand new Bang Stick”!!!!
…and Mrs. Ramsankar never had any trouble on the bus ever again.
Hold still, I’ll get that booger hanging out of your nose!
Even tiny women in India prove Joe Biden wrong about females and semi-auto rifles…..
That guy with the lopsided hat & mustache thinks I don’t know he has been after my daughter, hasta la bye bye, comrade, Randy
Air Force Officer: “Bugger! That was my plane!”
I’m going to put a dot on your forehead just like mine!
The first and last “bring your parents to work day” at the Pakistani Army HQ ended tragically after a sudden, unintentional moustache-ectomy involving a grandmother and a loaded AK.
Good one!
All these jokes are funny granted. But just for the sake of accuracy I have a correction. They are not pakistani. This is the indian military and that woman holding the gun is the former president of india.
Interesting… I don’t know my foreign militaries or ministers very well, but if she’s who I think she is, I went to college in Oregon with her nephew–kind of an odd duck, but a pretty good dude. He was in my Ancient Greek class.
And in this photo I believe she’s saying “Military coup? Not while I’m in charge!”
Notice how the guy right in front of her is crouched down behind the table.
Yes, Madam President, put your finger right there on the trigger. Yes, just like that.
“Q-tip?!!!!!!!!!! I don need no stinkin Q-tip!”
“I bet I can make that dude on the other side of the table blink”.
“You won’t mind me pulling the trigger since you’re the one who was supposed to make sure this rifle is safe, right?”
‘Five-Dolla, send you to Allah’
Love it.
Recent graduate of the Dianne Feinstein School of Weapons Handling shows off her moves.
Gentlemen…. Welcome to Rifle 101. I am the only one trained to handle firearms in this class…
“Boys, THIS is how you do it.”
“I will make a fortune selling these to convenience store owners all across the U.S.”
“With this weapon, Pakistan will rule the world!”
Gentleman, This is how you shoot down a drone
Ma, I told you these JIHAD TOYS are only for us men, you put on the vest over on the car!!!
General, About your last efficiency rating, you have to be sequestered.
It’s a red-dot sight, clearly.
Ok, made me chuckle
Me too!
Yes!
Gun control is using both hands
Um, just FYI. That was taken in India.
Bloggers rush to publish. Commenters rush to comment. Especially when they’re “working”. Easier to edit the story, er, correct the comment via follow-up later, no? 🙂
I am going to stick this in his ear.
“Would you please move your nose slightly to the left?”
A cleverly disguised Nacy Pelosi takes her gun control campaign to India, with tragic results (note the guy in the helmet ducking down)
Joe Biden says, “That assault weapon is too powerful for women to use. Get a shotgun.”
You know that cheatin’ bastard ex husband of mine yous-ta have a mustache like that!
Does this come with fries?
*This* karma I can afford!
then I ducked behind the slushie machine and pointed like this
Cheech looks pretty good in that black suit and blue tie…he was heard saying “Hey dudette, keep that finger off the trigger.”
Clearly the laser sight is on backwards.
I declare this entry, the winner
“But does it come in pink?”
“I aint goin down like Benazir Bhutto. No way, no how…”
Tired of being misunderstood by Americans, the employees of Calcutta Call-Center Services took matters into their own hands.
Major chuckles!
A little-known fact about Indian marriages is that in addition to picking a bride for their son, his parents also choose the happy couple’s weapons for their” starter arsenal” trousseau.
(in Eric Cartman voice) “This is just like the gun I used back in ‘Nam”
“On Sen. Feinsteins recent trip to Pakistan…”
“I like to be in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America”
“I’ll show those Paki’s what I’m Pack’in!”
Btw, guys, she is obviously an Hindu Indian, not an Arab Pakistani, there is a huge difference and they hate each other immensely. There’s a chance there animosities towards each other will end in nuclear winter for all of us.
Arab Pakistani? What?
Brain fart, I was meaning to type Muslim Pakistani, Pakistan is not a Arab nation.
“Now boys, its called shanthu pottu, and this is how we use to put those little red dots on our foreheads the old fashion way.”
Let me take care of that mustach.
Waldo…… there.
No, I don’t know what’s behind him. So I CAN break all four at once!
PULL!
(Pakistani peasant goes flying past)
And you say this one is effective against busloads of rapists? Very nice.
I got that mark shooting like this.
Would you care to reconsider whether you think this sari makes my butt look fat?
“See how easy it was for me to shoot the cigarette out of the General’s mouth? Its all in your focus and good sight picture.”
Say “Just piss yourself” one more time MFer. I dare you!
And now I will demonstrate what happens to call center employees who confess to the Americans that their name is Habib and that no, they are *not* really in North Carolina…
Ghandi said a peaceful protest is the most powerful means of change, but what they edited out is that next best is a big ole can of whip-ass. Goooooo, India.
“I feel a little safer now that you boys have helped me pick out a gun. Now, if I could just get rid of that target between my eyes.”
In the disputed Kashmir because of the fear of women by Pakistani Muslims, the Indian army has changed their gender deployment strategy
Hurry up and pick one Momma! The celebration starts in fifteen minutes!
For the last time, you hold it like this guys
In James brown voice: “Hey!! Momma’s gotta brand new Bang Stick”!!!!
…and Mrs. Ramsankar never had any trouble on the bus ever again.
Hold still, I’ll get that booger hanging out of your nose!
Even tiny women in India prove Joe Biden wrong about females and semi-auto rifles…..
That guy with the lopsided hat & mustache thinks I don’t know he has been after my daughter, hasta la bye bye, comrade, Randy
Air Force Officer: “Bugger! That was my plane!”
I’m going to put a dot on your forehead just like mine!
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