(beer belly control is something he lost on long ago)
Beer gut control, or better said, flip flop retention is maintained by a six pack of Budweiser, just outside the frame. You can see some spills on the shirt.
Too good; way out classes my comment so I’m not gonna even leave it.
Damn, beat me to it, although I was going to say flip-flopped on open carry. Probably way too obvious though.
This is what happens when ‘common sense holster control’ takes root in california…
Despite having lost his chiseled on-screen physique, MacGyver hadn’t yet lost his penchant for creativity…
Bob knew how to belt out a thong…
Winner!
Agreed!!
+1
That’s why you never wear socks and sandals…the gun would snag.
Yeah, but is there a left-hand model?
The worst Photo Caption yet.
If the shoe fits….
Walmart holster – $4.99
Everyday low prices
Bravo!
Does this holster make me look fat?
Yes.
Another Redneck Inventor At His Best
Corporal Johnson, having lost his service weapons in a freak event behind enemy lines, applied the army motto, “Improvise, adapt, and overcome.”
Maybe he’s a Sandalnista Rebel…
If this don’t work, I can conceal carry it under my muffin top
Makin’ do in Margaritaville.
Now featuring armed security …at Sandals Resorts
Concealed carry, open carry, Mexican carry and…Jimmy Buffett carry.
David Hasselfoff auditioning for a new cop show.
OMG! Holsters on BOGO at Pay Less!!!
Has anyone tried this with a “Liberator” pistol yet? LGSs will be out of business soon if this catches on.
Bart’s choice of attire for casual Friday drew some criticism.
Fucking awesome.
The wait time at Raven Concealment has really gotten out of hand.
the wait time had actually been getting shorter. Mine came about a month ahead of their eta. But then again, they do say 14-18 weeks lead time.
“Whaddayamean this is inappropriate for the beach party? I’m wearing a thong!”
Florida Carry
After sequestration the Miami FBI sporting their latest tac gear.
What shoes is he wearing cuz either the brown or the black belt has to go.
There’s being cheap. There’s being a cheap bastard. And then there’s Ed, the brother in law from hell.
Heh.
“I got your holster like you asked me to, Dad!”
“Son…you had one job…”
Finally, your HiPoint gets a holster it deserves…
hahahahaha best one ever
Sandalcarry: Safer Than A SERPA!
Leather for 1911s, plastic for polymers…
My wife isn’t the only one that gets to wear thongs in this house.
(I know it’s more of a sandal but didn’t realize till after I already posted)
That’s alright. I remember a time when that sandal type was also known as a thong, and what is called a thong now just a G-String.
Mexican carry 2.0
Who says you can’t carry in a thong?
Open Toe Carry.
Photo caption contest? Pshh, im too busy wonderin why i never thought of this, lol
Mississippi open carry bitches! Coming July 1.
Bare foot or bear arms?
He made the obvious choice.
With this new MAIG approved gun flotation device, loosing your gun in a boating accident will be a thing of the past.
“The price was right, but Bob was a little worried with the lack of a retention feature in his new holster.”
Having said ” I Ain’t spendin’ no 30 dollars on no dadblamed holster!”, Frugal Joe activated his redneck powers of improvisation and got to workin’. Behold the result of hours of drinking and finger straining labor.
And so my wife says, “when you run outta ammo, you gonna throw your shoe at ’em?”
So I figure I best have one handy.
dude in photo: What do you mean this isn’t a retention holster?!?!?!?
Well, you see officer, I was surfing along the jersey shore with all my AR-15s, and mags and such, ’cause I ain’t got a canoe. When a big wave came up and knocked me over. Well with my bad luck this one got stuck in my flip flop and washed up on the beach. Anyways, I need to report some lost guns.
Glock and Croc, Grocks?
Izz neckst, beech wear.
Herb was so pleased with his improvised holster that he was eager to model his experimental swim suit made from a ziplock sandwich bag and shoelaces.
I used to ankle carry
You might be a redneck if…
“I told you not to put this shirt in the clothes dryer”.
Typical open carry idiot. Fat, cheap, and wears a sleeveless shirt.
This holster was featured on the Red Green Show.
Not enough duct tape for Red Green.
“This is my good shirt and my dress belt.”
After the mayors nephew was kidnapped and violated again, Gecko45 was forced to take budget cuts.
What could be safer? It covers the trigger and protects the gun from fungi on the locker room floor.
One big, black toe keeps Athletes Foot at bay.
The new “FCUK IT” holster from Uncle Mike’s was a big hit at the trailer park.
Eat a d!ck, this is Arizona.
Well…, there’s my holster!
Now where’s my other sandal???
And what’d I come out to the garage for in the first place?
Tapco introduces the “OCer on a shoestring” series of holsters.
Legend has it that there is a starter holster even more basic than an Uncle Mike’s.
Still better than a nylon holster.
Is someone playing Jimmy Buffet’s Maragitaville?
“…I blew out my flip flop…”
From Supertuck to WTF.
Billy got really tired of keeping up with the “tacticool” community
Hey, this was the only way I could find two matching holsters so I could akimbo carry!
Bob spent more and went for quality on his holster rather than his Hi-Point.
So tell me, what did he put in his holster?
This may give blowing out your flip flop a whole new meaning.
Open toe sandals are so last season 😉
Open toe sandals are so last season
“Wear a thong to the range day”…
GENIUS!!!!
A brilliant ploy to get Bloomberg and MAIG to waste time and money trying to ban sandals size 6 and larger.
Flip flops, not just for floating a power strip in the pool anymore!
Chancleta holster. Clearly y’all aren’t Cuban or this would make perfect sense.
Wife (in the other room): “No I have not seen your BlackHawk anywhere, whatever that is. Have you seen my new flip flops?”
Bob flip-flopped on the gun control issue.
(beer belly control is something he lost on long ago)
Beer gut control, or better said, flip flop retention is maintained by a six pack of Budweiser, just outside the frame. You can see some spills on the shirt.
Too good; way out classes my comment so I’m not gonna even leave it.
Damn, beat me to it, although I was going to say flip-flopped on open carry. Probably way too obvious though.
This is what happens when ‘common sense holster control’ takes root in california…
Despite having lost his chiseled on-screen physique, MacGyver hadn’t yet lost his penchant for creativity…
Bob knew how to belt out a thong…
Winner!
Agreed!!
+1
That’s why you never wear socks and sandals…the gun would snag.
Yeah, but is there a left-hand model?
The worst Photo Caption yet.
If the shoe fits….
Walmart holster – $4.99
Everyday low prices
Bravo!
Does this holster make me look fat?
Yes.
Another Redneck Inventor At His Best
Corporal Johnson, having lost his service weapons in a freak event behind enemy lines, applied the army motto, “Improvise, adapt, and overcome.”
Maybe he’s a Sandalnista Rebel…
If this don’t work, I can conceal carry it under my muffin top
Makin’ do in Margaritaville.
Now featuring armed security …at Sandals Resorts
Concealed carry, open carry, Mexican carry and…Jimmy Buffett carry.
David Hasselfoff auditioning for a new cop show.
OMG! Holsters on BOGO at Pay Less!!!
Has anyone tried this with a “Liberator” pistol yet? LGSs will be out of business soon if this catches on.
Bart’s choice of attire for casual Friday drew some criticism.
Fucking awesome.
The wait time at Raven Concealment has really gotten out of hand.
the wait time had actually been getting shorter. Mine came about a month ahead of their eta. But then again, they do say 14-18 weeks lead time.
“Whaddayamean this is inappropriate for the beach party? I’m wearing a thong!”
Florida Carry
After sequestration the Miami FBI sporting their latest tac gear.
What shoes is he wearing cuz either the brown or the black belt has to go.
There’s being cheap. There’s being a cheap bastard. And then there’s Ed, the brother in law from hell.
Heh.
“I got your holster like you asked me to, Dad!”
“Son…you had one job…”
Finally, your HiPoint gets a holster it deserves…
hahahahaha best one ever
Sandalcarry: Safer Than A SERPA!
Leather for 1911s, plastic for polymers…
My wife isn’t the only one that gets to wear thongs in this house.
(I know it’s more of a sandal but didn’t realize till after I already posted)
That’s alright. I remember a time when that sandal type was also known as a thong, and what is called a thong now just a G-String.
Mexican carry 2.0
Who says you can’t carry in a thong?
Open Toe Carry.
Photo caption contest? Pshh, im too busy wonderin why i never thought of this, lol
Mississippi open carry bitches! Coming July 1.
Bare foot or bear arms?
He made the obvious choice.
With this new MAIG approved gun flotation device, loosing your gun in a boating accident will be a thing of the past.
“The price was right, but Bob was a little worried with the lack of a retention feature in his new holster.”
You copied this from me my friend!!! Here is the proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHIEnyQp9I
Open carry like a boss
Having said ” I Ain’t spendin’ no 30 dollars on no dadblamed holster!”, Frugal Joe activated his redneck powers of improvisation and got to workin’. Behold the result of hours of drinking and finger straining labor.
And so my wife says, “when you run outta ammo, you gonna throw your shoe at ’em?”
So I figure I best have one handy.
dude in photo: What do you mean this isn’t a retention holster?!?!?!?
Well, you see officer, I was surfing along the jersey shore with all my AR-15s, and mags and such, ’cause I ain’t got a canoe. When a big wave came up and knocked me over. Well with my bad luck this one got stuck in my flip flop and washed up on the beach. Anyways, I need to report some lost guns.
Glock and Croc, Grocks?
Izz neckst, beech wear.
Herb was so pleased with his improvised holster that he was eager to model his experimental swim suit made from a ziplock sandwich bag and shoelaces.
I used to ankle carry
You might be a redneck if…
“I told you not to put this shirt in the clothes dryer”.
Typical open carry idiot. Fat, cheap, and wears a sleeveless shirt.
This holster was featured on the Red Green Show.
Not enough duct tape for Red Green.
“This is my good shirt and my dress belt.”
After the mayors nephew was kidnapped and violated again, Gecko45 was forced to take budget cuts.
What could be safer? It covers the trigger and protects the gun from fungi on the locker room floor.
One big, black toe keeps Athletes Foot at bay.
The new “FCUK IT” holster from Uncle Mike’s was a big hit at the trailer park.
Eat a d!ck, this is Arizona.
Well…, there’s my holster!
Now where’s my other sandal???
And what’d I come out to the garage for in the first place?
Tapco introduces the “OCer on a shoestring” series of holsters.
Legend has it that there is a starter holster even more basic than an Uncle Mike’s.
Still better than a nylon holster.
Is someone playing Jimmy Buffet’s Maragitaville?
“…I blew out my flip flop…”
From Supertuck to WTF.
Billy got really tired of keeping up with the “tacticool” community
Hey, this was the only way I could find two matching holsters so I could akimbo carry!
Bob spent more and went for quality on his holster rather than his Hi-Point.
So tell me, what did he put in his holster?
This may give blowing out your flip flop a whole new meaning.
Open toe sandals are so last season 😉
Open toe sandals are so last season
“Wear a thong to the range day”…
GENIUS!!!!
A brilliant ploy to get Bloomberg and MAIG to waste time and money trying to ban sandals size 6 and larger.
Flip flops, not just for floating a power strip in the pool anymore!
Chancleta holster. Clearly y’all aren’t Cuban or this would make perfect sense.
Wife (in the other room): “No I have not seen your BlackHawk anywhere, whatever that is. Have you seen my new flip flops?”
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