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The first attempts at a German armored personal carrier didn’t go over very well.
Hoover’s G-Men were saddened and perturbed by the 1938 FBI budget cuts.
Mayor Bloomberg unveils the proto type cycle being considered for the bike share program in New York City.
Fortunately, none of the shotguns has a pistol grip. However, the bayonets must be removed in certain neighborhoods.
Seems like it would just be much easier to remove Bloomberg than all those pistol grips.
Hey, free people of NYC,^^^^^^^^^^^ !!!
James Bond and “Q” during the post war Clement Atlee Nationalization Campaign.
Alas, the French were a bit late in the WWII ground support effort.
Even by the rather loose standards of a Bond film these 2 villians were too silly to make the cut.
Look ‘ma, errrrr, guns!
Nigel and Fergal kept the beaches of southwest Devonshire free of the toughs and rogues that preyed upon the summer throngs in less fortunate resorts on the coast…
It’s time for Burning Man!
+100
Chicago mobsters riding past the real estate they own.
Remember Marty, you have to turn on the Flux Capacitor at precisely 8.5 mph.
Yea, Yea, I know, Newtons first law, but rifles for an accelerator and pistols for the brake??
Of course I meant 3rd
The French Army, armed with the nation’s entire arsenal, pedals their way to the Maginot Line.
The first prototype of “Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.”
You got mine!! +1
Obama calls for immediate ban on bicycle manufacturing, claiming that “no one needs a bike” in this day and age. After soiling his knickers, Chuck Schumer called Schwinn and Huffy “merchants of death” and introduced legislation banning the sale or possession of bicycle tires. Joe Biden stated that “If you have to get from point A to point B, a hot wheels trike is all you need.”
“Buy a trike. Buy a trike.”
Bike lane? We don’t need no stinking bike lane.
Winner
Yup. Simple and clean.
Cousin, you call it SHTF, we call it AITUK — Anarchy in the U.K.
“Hello, we’re from the government and we’re here to help. Trust us.”
The Fahrradgewehr saw VERY limited action on the Eastern Front
In Texas, picnicking involves Texas ants, in turn necessitating Texas pest control.
And your little dog, too! And anyone you ever said hello to!
While the dominance of Britain’s Royal Navy achieved great reknown, the equally peerless Royal Cycle Guard was relegated to obscurity.
Who needs a kickstand when a Winchester will do?
Wait, who won last week’s photo caption contest?
LOL. You mean he actually has to pick a WINNER from these?
Can’t remember, but I posted the winner’s name in the comments there. As I will here on Monday.
Paul and George knew they would be riding through a gun free zone so they came prepared.
A well regulated Bicylce, being necessary to the security of a free Outdoor Recreation Area, the right of the people to pedal and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Amazon quickly revamped their gun delivery system from earlier days, employing boxes for easier stackability
Not one to pick nits here, but when did the week end start on Wednesday?
Im still scratching my head on that one
Ever since sequestration. Whatever that is.
With gasoline at record highs and having spent their entire savings on ammunition, Farrago and Leghorn are off to the range.
LOL!
NICE! WIN!
that’s a “pretty chitty bang bang”!!
After Columbia hooker-gate, the Secret Service suffered it’s own sequester cuts…
Billy, Billy, give me your answer true
I love shooting, do you love it too
Pistol or rifle or shotgun
Throw lead, I’ll reload
The bullets fly by as you and I
Ride a killcycle built for two
A killcycle built for two
nice!
You don’t need that for hunting…
They’ll never understand why we laugh at that.
The early production Schwinn PatrolMaster 6000 series still required some tuning, being too effective against pursuers and reatively ineffective against pursuees.
Effective against fore and aft pursuers. Left and right, not so much!
I can’t think of anything funny to say but I’ve already zip tied my Mosin Nagent to my road bike. I can’t believe I never thought of this before!
The Tour de France got a little weird in 1940
I had a Tour de France joke chambered, just hoping nobody beat me to it. Then, two entries from the bottom… I mean, really, Ben, two damn entries from the bottom…
Hahahahaha
Failing to realize they’ve lost, even the drug warriors have gone crunchy.
“Hello, I’m Agent Fast and this is Agent Furious. Does this road lead to Mexico?”
Winner!
Why yes, yes it does. Just make sure none of the guns fall into the wrong hands, because we have absolutely no intelligent plan whatsoever to track them, ‘mkay?
Fahrradgewehr!
And on this day B.I.T.C.H.(Bicycle Intimidation Tandem Criminal Harassment) was born
Are you pedaling back there; you’re supposed to be pedaling. It sure doesn’t feel like it
These must be the evil NRA gun pedalers we’ve been hearing about.
Now there is your winner right there!
winner!
“These Aren’t the Droids Your Looking For”
Old and white?! They must be evil. Something must be done about the bicycles – for the children.
Fienstein calls for a ban on Assault Bikes!
the first ever urban assault vehicle thats 100% green
…Soon afterwards, France surrendered.
While little appreciated today, what we now call “prepping” actually began in post World War I Britain where so-called “Prep Blokes” came to realize that both a supply of arms and a bugout vehicle would be needed in case of Zeppelin attacks from the dreaded Hun and the chaos that would surely follow.
Bob thought it prudent to hire a tailgunner for his Detroit paper route.
+1
Assaultcycle version 1.0.
Must be outlawed… It has a “kickstand thing that goes up.”
at last, Remington has decided to flee the slave state of New York.
Pioneers of tacticool accessory development…
Introducing the SAFE Act compliant “Ultimate New York Reload”
Knowing the Queen’s penchant for bicycles, the Royal Infantry created the now infamous Queenie Bicycle Battalion to great fanfare and ‘Queenies’ (as these modified bicycles were called) became very popular with the commoners post-WWII. However, after the roving ‘Queenie’ bicycle gang reign of terror on London’s streets in ’58, all bicycles must now be registered with the government, and riders must subject to a background check before receiving bicycle licenses.
Now 007, I was told that you needed to win a bike race to get close to your target, so if you would step outside for a moment. Here we have a two seater bike right? WRONG! it actually has an assortment of firearms that I duct taped to it myself. Um, Q how is this supposed to help me win a bike race? Well James would you pass the guy riding this. Good point Q, you’ve out done yourself, I’m guaranteed to win!
BREAKING NEWS – British Secret Service agents laughed off set of new Monty Python movie!
or
Producers of the new Monty Python movie hire British Intelligence agents as security personnel.
or
After numerous scandals, exhaustive coverups, and subsequent impeachment, Obama and Biden needing a job, were spotted in their best Hollywood makeup pulling guard duty on the set of a new Monty Python movie. When asked why all they could say was,”It’s for the children”!
Just wait ’til Bonnie and Clyde see THIS!
We’re from the government and we’re here to help!
The winners of the first annual gentlemans death race!
We got ’em cornered, Mayor Mike!
Well, Germany’s post-WWI rearmament had to start somewhere, I guess…
Seattle unveils first of many Peace Bicycles, public remains skeptical.
We got ’em on the run, Mayor Mike!
“Next on Sons of Guns”
– “Neh been dun-befoh”-
VIPER (Visible Intermodal Protection and Response) squad from TSA (Testicle Squeezing Administration) regrets asking for expanded authority over all modes of transportation.
I thought YOU brought the ammo!
The real Chariots of Fire…
Oooh.
DHS unable to purchase additional MRAP vehicles due to sequester.
Magpul’s new product development suffers after Colorado legalizes pot.
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.
Before Marvin Heemeyer uparmored his bulldozer and before Shawn Nelson stole a tank, there was these guys.
“Good thing, you gentlemen, aren’t carrying concealed. Otherwise, I’d have to arrest you. You’re good to go. Enjoy your stay!”
Charlie and Frank decided that if this stunt couldn’t get Gay Marriage legislation passed in Minnesota then nothing could.
Tank?!?! We don’t need no stinkin tank!! Just point us towards Berlin and stand back!
Well son this a picture from a time when the beach patrol actually meant something. Now its just life guards in silly red speedos but back then well just look at the picture.
Bike. Gun Bike.
Wait one second while I whip this out
Sure the grabbers got our store, we’re selling on the road now though, Randy
The beta version of “The Flying Fortress” left a lot to the imagination!
What makes you think I’m more likely to own an iron than a needle and thread?
An iron what?
Exactly.
While lightweight and maneuverable, the early versions of the ExerPedalBang were easily stolen and French legislation requiring firearms storage made acquiring an adequately large safe difficult. After it’s failure, the French military made the decision to invest in long poles with white flags. When asked why, the French Premier stated, “It’s for the children.”.
“Leave the bike and guns. Take the cannoli.”
They banned high capacity magazines, so we bought a high capacity bicycle.
Illustration from Mein Kampf: The beginnings of the Wonder Weapons Program. This crew-served assault bicycle was said to be designed in a Munich beer hall on a paper napkin.
Back when I was your age, we didn’t have no fancy car. We peddled our ass to the range, 20 miles thru 5 feet of snow, uphill, both ways
“Hogue actually got it’s start not with pistol grips, but with steering wheel adapters for the centerfire bicycle.”
A bicycle built for .223.
The National Rifle Association’s steering committee has come a very long way since the 1940’s….
For some reason the “Ride-by” never gained much popularity…
Sequester Hits ATF Patrols!
BATF agents Werner Gatman and Leo Merde pedal toward the U.S.-Mexico border atop a Schwinn High Intensity Tactical Unit. While admitting they miss their scary black SUV, the duo said riding tandem never felt so safe. “I know Leo’s always got my back,” said Gatman.
Well son, you see, when a mommy gun and a daddy gun fall in love… …& 9 months later these guys deliver brand new baby guns.
Schwinn and Wesson produce the first 10 speed 10 shot.
Frank: “Will people think this is weird for a bike?:
Bob: “Probably..the steering wheel does look a bit out of place.”
Daisy had better say yes to that bicycle ride for two…
Chitty chitty bang bang!
there was an episode from king of the hill about his
Bobby: “Can I put a gun rack on my bike?”
Hank “Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for you to ask me that?”
Lance Armstrong’s two dads.
Aggressively protesting the helmet law.
I like it… Can’t wait to get back to AZ… I’ll still wear one (most of the time) but by choice not Overlord…
If Biden had his way this is what our military assault vehicles would look like.
Hey Nigel, what does this wheel in your behind do?
“When do I get to steer Robert? Shut up, Foghorn just keep smiling and peddling.”
Polands first tank…it was a miserable failure.
Powered by 200 poof pure grain alcohol.
I think Remington waited too long to get out of NY. At least they got to keep a few.
The world as seen through the eyes of the anti gun minority.
All this, plus you can “Mexican” carry! We’ll see if The TSA is really on the ball!
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do
I’m half crazy, but none of them are BB guns
With the recent budget cuts, The Army had to rethink the concept of the “Light Armored Vehicle.”
I don’t carry my guns, my guns carry me.
Maynard and Felix felt cheated when The Army chose the Willys Jeep over their concept of the “General Purpose Vehicle.”
The last two holdouts before the Brits disarmed the populace. At least they went out in style.
For the love of all that is holy PLEASE avoid the bumpy roads!
Sometimes a styrofoam helmet just isn’t enough to keep you safe when biking to work.
See, bicycle messengers weren’t always a bunch of hipster sissies.
With price of gas going up drive-by shootings were no longer affordable 🙂
Back when “Made In America” meant something
We need more speed Nigel, fire the Enfield!
After the success of their airplane, the Wright brothers return to their true passion, the bike shop in Dayton, hoping to capitalize on their reputation.
DHS’ first attempt at building an MRAP forced them instead to purchase army surplus.
Virgil and his domestic partner Harry were very tired of being harassed by the weightlifters at muscle beach.
Elvis graciously allows Heinrich to try driving his personal “Mississippi Battle Tank” while on holiday
Hey Wilbur! Wouldn’t this be way cooler if it could fly?
Frank and Tony learn in 1929 that a new business requires more startup capitol than they anticipated.
After an EMP, mobile firepower is still needed!
Dan and Robert cross the finish line in the unlimited class bicycle race held this Friday a solid 1/2 mile ahead of the peloton . Other riders erred on the side of caution all mentioning something about “in the cross-hairs”.
My other bike is a Sig.
“Another successful straw purchase from Mike Detty.”
“The militant SHARE THE ROAD cyclist movement decides to go hard core.”
The little known USS Detroit.
“There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.”
Gary Busy and friend decide to make a home video and surprise Diane Feinstein. Hilarity ensues.
OK, I’m a little late to the party here. Time sort of got away from me. It was that kind of weekend.
But we do have a winner. It was kalel666 with his cover of ‘A Bicyle Built for Two’:
Billy, Billy, give me your answer true
I love shooting, do you love it too?
Pistol or rifle or shotgun,
Throw lead, I’ll reload.
The bullets fly by, as you and I
Ride a killcycle built for two.
A killcycle built for two.
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