Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Hoppe’s Black Gun Cleaner

February 10, 2017

Lance F. will soon be the proud owner of the Timney trigger from last weekend’s contest. This weekend’s winner will get 2.5 oz. bottle of Hoppe’s Black Gun Cleaner courtesy of Vista Outdoor. Enter your caption in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible.

94 COMMENTS

DrewR February 10, 2017 At 18:06

Me: Controlled bursts

Me to me: Rock and roll!
Desertdug08 February 10, 2017 At 18:07

Haaaah! It’s the movies, we never run out of ammo!
Tom W. February 10, 2017 At 18:08

The original version of;

“Say Hello To My Little Friend”
AaronW February 10, 2017 At 18:09

When you have a belt-fed, while everyone else is stuck with leverguns, you’re automatically the most interesting man in the world.
- jwm February 10, 2017 At 18:52
  
  It’s a Hotchkiss. It ain’t belt fed. It uses clips(that’s right, not magazines).
  - Button Gwinnett February 12, 2017 At 08:15
    
    Thanks for the ID. I thought it was.
    That’s what the US Army used to disarm the Lakota at Wounded Knee.
    - jwm February 12, 2017 At 15:37
      
      What the army used at wounded knee was a Hotchkiss. But it was an artillery piece, not a machine gun. Hotchkiss had cannons that handcranked multiple barrels like a gatling gun but threw bigger, much bigger rounds before they had mg’s.
      - Dave February 12, 2017 At 15:41
        
        Yes. 20mm and 30mm
        
        Dave February 12, 2017 At 15:47
        
        And the Canon was made around the same time as the mg’s
AaronW February 10, 2017 At 18:10

“Are you ready for Pike and his Gringo friends?”
AlanInFL February 10, 2017 At 18:11

Just another Black guy cutting loose.
Jody February 10, 2017 At 18:12

I SAID,… I REALLY HOPE THE HEARING PROTECTION ACT GOES THROUGH
- AaronW February 10, 2017 At 18:13
  
  “I really hope the Hearing Protection Act AND the NFA repeal go through…”
- Norincojay February 10, 2017 At 19:03
  
  WHAT DID YOU SAY?
A A Rod February 10, 2017 At 18:22

Looks to the left… Looks to the right…..
“Bitch!”

(Key and Peele joke)
Timmy February 10, 2017 At 18:23

Hoppes, black gun cleaner
- Gruney February 11, 2017 At 21:44
  
  How in the world are you going to use 2.5 oz of Hoppes? How can they continue to give away the farm like that?
Adam Selene February 10, 2017 At 18:24

Now we can prune the hedges of many small villages.
fiun dagner February 10, 2017 At 18:26

50 bmg. Reach out and touch someone.
- passthebrass February 11, 2017 At 08:58
  
  8mm Lebel. Bitch better get me my taper!
Srirachapocalypse February 10, 2017 At 18:30

“Can ju believe the ATF sold me this chit? Fast and Furious indeed!”
dh34 February 10, 2017 At 18:33

LEEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JEEENKINS!!!!!!!!!!
- strych9 February 10, 2017 At 18:53
  
  Lol. Probably more appropriate for someone who is on the other end of that gun… but amusing nonetheless.
- fiun dagner February 10, 2017 At 18:56
  
  Winner
PPGMD February 10, 2017 At 18:34

Ever shot a machine gun on peyote?
- Norincojay February 10, 2017 At 19:04
  
  Can’t say I have
VerendusAudeo February 10, 2017 At 18:38

Ammo belt guy: Hey! That’s a nice gun!
Shooter: I’m sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection.
pieslapper February 10, 2017 At 18:41

Badges?! We don need no steenkin badges!
Heartbreaker February 10, 2017 At 18:45

AUGH! HOT BRASS DOWN MY PANTS!
Defens February 10, 2017 At 18:48

You went full retard. Nevah go full retard, man!
Vhyrus February 10, 2017 At 18:54

Try to build that wall NOW, gringo!
Stu in AZ February 10, 2017 At 18:54

Almost as fun as hookers and blow, mi amigo!
strych9 February 10, 2017 At 18:55

“I SAID THE TACO STAND CLOSES IN 20 MINUTES!”
jwm February 10, 2017 At 18:58

Ribbed, for her pleasure.
Plinker February 10, 2017 At 19:01

I trade you this ammo for your Seester, comprende?
Alan Esworthy February 10, 2017 At 19:09

“¿Cómo se dice ‘gran maldita ametralladora’ en inglés?”
“BFMG, compadre. Beeg Machine Gun.”
Norincojay February 10, 2017 At 19:12

“Nice shootin’ Tex.”
Or
Donde es la cerveza?
Southern Cross February 10, 2017 At 19:25

You know the Hotchkiss is so complicated it can’t be used in dark?
jwm February 10, 2017 At 19:33

Pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew.
K42inSEA February 10, 2017 At 19:46

“First they sell us guns, now they’re going to build us a target!”

Honestly though, I think DrewR nailed it in one!
Ken February 10, 2017 At 19:47

It looks like my first time firing an M60 in basic training. i was trying to fire the entire belt at one time and my drill sergeant smacked me on the kevlar with a cleaning rod and yelled: “six to nine round bursts dick head!”
rt-texas February 10, 2017 At 19:50

Wanted to make certain I didn’t forget to give the mother-in-law something for Valentines Day. I send these rounds with love!
Ben February 10, 2017 At 19:51

“Bring down the wall!”
CCDWGuy February 10, 2017 At 19:53

This is a shoot/don’t shoot scenario and you’re not supposed to shoot, so don’t blow up the bad guy!!!!
Adam February 10, 2017 At 20:36

THEY SAY HEARING LOSS IS CUMMULATIVE!!!! N
acepeacemaker February 10, 2017 At 20:53

I don’t have a caption but has everyone signed this petition to repeal the NFA?
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/repeal-nfa
- Adam Selene February 11, 2017 At 17:17
  
  Also the petition for an NFA amnesty period
  https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/establish-amnesty-period-registration-items-regulated-under-national-firearms-act-1934.
  
  No fees or fingerprints.
Dave February 10, 2017 At 20:57

Hey blondie I’ll go kill em all
Mike Betts February 10, 2017 At 21:17

Kiss my Hotchkiss!
MiketheHopsFarmer February 10, 2017 At 21:26

Shut up, Farva. I’m not saying car RamRod.
- jwm February 10, 2017 At 21:40
  
  Broken Lizard.
Blackbear February 10, 2017 At 21:55

IT’S MY TURN!!!
Splatter fly February 10, 2017 At 22:12

That’s not a giggle switch that’s a ROTFLMAO switch!!! Do it again do it again!!!
Pope Gray February 10, 2017 At 22:28

“Anyone who runs, is a VC! Anyone who stands still, is a well disciplined VC!
- Dave February 10, 2017 At 22:30
  
  Awesome Joker
Chadwick February 10, 2017 At 22:55

He said he wants to build a wall to keep dangerous people out? I hope it’s booletproof!
anonymoose February 10, 2017 At 23:16

Nice toy you got there, but can it harvest potatoes?
Dr. D February 10, 2017 At 23:20

Say hello to my little friend!
Aaron February 10, 2017 At 23:59

HAHAHA, Now Milo no talk mean to us tolerant people no more!
CSGrad_76 February 11, 2017 At 00:03

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Not anymore!
Crowbar February 11, 2017 At 00:06

When I told you damn kids to get off my lawn I meant it!!!!
Alexander February 11, 2017 At 00:06

Mexicans defending their border.
tsbhoa.p.jr February 11, 2017 At 01:54

melissa mccarthy’s goin’ down!
tsbhoa.p.jr February 11, 2017 At 01:55

i hate beets.
Noishkel February 11, 2017 At 02:46

Day one after the BATFE is officially disbanded by God Emperor Trump.
Malcolm February 11, 2017 At 03:20

Hey now, hey now
Don’t dream it’s over….
Tom in Oregon February 11, 2017 At 04:22

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
- Geoff PR February 11, 2017 At 15:56
  
  Brad (For the *last* time) – “What?”
deepdive68 February 11, 2017 At 07:17

One kiss, two kiss, three kiss, four,
All for Hotchkiss stand up and say so
Bryce B February 11, 2017 At 07:24

There were seven Spanish angles at the alter of the sun
Huntmaster February 11, 2017 At 07:29

Tienes que amar a ese maldito Eric Holder
- Huntmaster February 11, 2017 At 14:51
  
  You have to love that damn Eric Holder.
RidgeRunner February 11, 2017 At 07:39

WE will shoot THROUGH your wall, El Trumpo!
jwm February 11, 2017 At 09:11

Now! Now bring the bacon!
John P. February 11, 2017 At 12:14

You laugh now, Señor, but you are going to need a *special* cleaner for this black gun!
Jim February 11, 2017 At 12:21

This will be even more fun when we figure out how to load it
Henry C. February 11, 2017 At 12:52

HEY, WHERE DO I GET A COOL HAT LIKE THAT?
Nj2az February 11, 2017 At 17:26

Looks like a still from IL Mercenario.Great movie. L’arena is some of Ennio Morricone’s best.
- Guidoc February 11, 2017 At 18:11
  
  Yep. The original movie Django as the Pole. Currently appearing in John Wick 2
Rich Brioso February 11, 2017 At 20:01

Don’t hit my horse hefe,
Gregolas February 11, 2017 At 20:08

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican gun.
A Hill February 11, 2017 At 22:49

Stagecoach door gunner ?
tsbhoa.p.jr February 12, 2017 At 07:52

“alimony? FUCK THAT BITCH!”
Huntmaster February 12, 2017 At 09:02

Didn’t I tell ya this was gonna be more fun than getting your wife that boob job?
James69 February 12, 2017 At 09:02

Since Hillary lost the Gringos keep flooding the border. Thank god the ATF gave us all these toys!
Huntmaster February 12, 2017 At 09:11

Didn’t I tell ya this was gonna be better than getting your wife that boob job?
ed February 12, 2017 At 16:53

Yipey Yipea Andulay Andulay Yareeebaa!!
Wzrd February 12, 2017 At 19:08

Hey, Mom said you have to share! It’s my turn!
TW February 12, 2017 At 19:09

Sir, it’s a little loud. Would you mind moving a few lanes down from us? Thanks!
jwm February 12, 2017 At 20:23

“So, you had to say ‘you and what army’ didn’t you? Now we got an army to fight. You happy, now?”
Rincoln February 13, 2017 At 08:20

“The OK Corral happened differently than you think! Click here to find out how!”
Patrick February 13, 2017 At 15:04

I see you use a two handed grip
Joe February 14, 2017 At 15:09

Even with spray and pray, you still can’t hit anything!!!
Rachel Spencer February 16, 2017 At 10:19

Silly Gringo! It is a fine gun but the border is very long.