Last week’s winner was Navillus. This week’s smart ass creative genius will win a Butler Creek ASAP Universal AR15/M16 Mag Loader courtesy Vista Outdoor. Get your entries in by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
Last week’s winner was Navillus. This week’s smart ass creative genius will win a Butler Creek ASAP Universal AR15/M16 Mag Loader courtesy Vista Outdoor. Get your entries in by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
She rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin’, rawhide
no chaps, no socks, 1911 no GLOCKS,
Beat their a_ _ with a big wet strap of . . . rawhide . . .
let’s see how well you shoot while I give your pony an enema!
Dear sirs, I do not want to know what you are doing, but I would ask that you return that model of 1911 in the enclosed envelope, forthwith. Thank you. JMB
No caption. I just wanna know who sanctions those matches. Looks fun as fuck.
I’m gonna be disappointed if it’s not a bouncy horse.
That was an Iowa IDPA match.
That kinda-sorta explains a lot…
BUT ARE THE HORSES BOUNCY?
Tom: “I gotta look into doing that”.
Instagram Taylor: “Oh shit, I just found an overlooked scenario in my training”
They ran out of quarters.
I thought they were showing another version of Brokeback Mountain 2. Lol Dan u send me my swabits yet?
Ok then, my caption is: “Awwwww it’s not bouncy”
Of course I’m ready for unbridled action! Is that even equestrian?
Clever! If I had such a button, I’d Like it!
That was a good one but it is a sponsored reply so it disqualifies.
Seems like an exclamation rather than equestrian.
A pun that didn’t make me want to scream at puppies, good job!
I spent so much money on this Cabot 1911 that I had to scrimp a bit on the horse.
Heh. Another good one…
looks like another Springfield training academy…
Mam mam horseplay isn’t allowed here.
This isn’t an IDPA match. It’s a really offbeat way of honoring the Denver Broncos.
Isosceles vs. Wever is so last year. If you are not training with Tactical Concepts LLC. you are not getting the latest greatest firearms and defensiveness mindsetiveness innovation available to mankind in the history of mankindivity. Examples of this inovativeness include the quadsoscolese stance on display here.
Go quad or go train with Yeagermeister.
Heh.
I don’t know what your problem is. It’s called “cowboy fantasy camp,” isn’t it? In MY fantasy the cowboys have 1911s and AR15s.
The Wild Bunch 2? For that, you’d need a MA Deuce instead of a Gatling gun.
The Wild Bunch used a water cooled Browning .30 cal. Not a gatling gun.
This is an ATF compliant horse – if it bucked, it could possibly create a trigger reset condition that would simulate automatic fire.
IDPA Training for when the ATF has you over a barrel.
“Ride. I used to jump my horse and ride. I had my six gun at my side. And I got shot but never died.”
Baby, when I said:
“Ride it, my pony
My saddle’s waiting
Come and jump on it”, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
PETA’s gonna have a field day.
M’am, the time doesn’t start until you insert a Quarter.
Is this match measured in seconds or furlongs?
The lesser known My Little Pony™, “Shooty McBlue-Bottom”
Heh.
I had my first orgasm on a horse. That’s why I’m a horse girl.
Wilson Combat, maker of some of the finest horse barrel race guns sponsored this years champion
?She ran calling wildly-inaccurate fire!?
Heh. You folks are on FIRE today!
Nope. It just don’t feel right without a cowboy hat, boots, and a Colt Peacemaker.
“Umm Ma’am? This a 4H project booth. You can shoot a .45 at the fair.”
*can’t
Concierge-
“Ah, newlyweds, would you like the bridal suite?”
Groom-
“No thanks, I’ll just hold onto her hair”
“Shooter ready?”
“Neigh!”
“Shoot low, they are riding a Shetland”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RwEpUHynTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RwEpUHynTc&sns=em
“Here’s a spare magazine and another quarter.”
Yes yes I know it looks silly but do you really have to keep humming the theme song to bonanza the whole time?
Hobby, meet horse.
The untold, behind-the-scenes story of Li’l Sebastian’s unexpected demise.
“Wait until she finds out she’s sitting on a JATO bottle.”
LOL….. I wonder how many people on here even know what a JATO bottle is? ?
I do I do! Do U2 too?
For those that don’t, enjoy: https://youtu.be/VHOvoO-6nWQ
JATO? Maybe too many oats and a lighter? Blue Angels…
Just out of curiosity I took to Google to see if “Fat Albert’s” take-offs were JATO or RATO. Google says both.
Lady, I realize your horse feed and vet bills aren’t gonna be a problem, but why do you have a shovel propped against the corral, it’s not like you are gonna have to clean up after your beast!
How Slim Pickens trained for his part in Dr. Strange Glove.
Once you get this down under a minute, we’ll work on you riding me like a horse.
Army Cavaliers still training to shoot from the saddle. Admittedly the standards are not what they used to be but neither are the horses…
is the next station side-saddle?
Giddyyap!!
“The Is-horse-eles stance has become quite popular among cowboy tactical operators”
“Well…” said the Range Officer, glancing back over his shoulder at stage 3. He turned back towards me, with a resigned look on his face.
“…Day 1 didn’t really go as planned. The first 2 stages were great, but then the first shooter on stage 3 was this New Yorker. He was all gung-ho, said he’d ridden one at Johnny Utah’ in Manhattan and all, and we believed him. Yeah, we took his word for it.”
“You remember before Shorty’s got shut down and Dave the bartender would bet riders drinks against 8 seconds on the bull? Remember him actually having to pour many free ones? Yeah, neither do I. Apparently, he had some guy jack up the bull’s mechanicals and made it into some sorta super-toro.”
“Well, that New Yorker got on the bull, the RO hit the buzzer, flipped the switch and Mr. Manhattan started flailing like a rag-doll in a pitbull’s jaws. Thank God he only had a single-stack .45 and not one of those STI wiz-bang race guns. Well, it took off so fast he just started bobbing like one of those crazy inflatable dancing men strapped to the back of a jet engine. Bullets were everywhere, folks were screaming and we realized we had REALLY fscked up designing that stage.”
“After the shooting stopped and he came to rest on the now-crushed RO table, we found a few coolers and their carbonated contents had erupted when hit, John’s Chevy now had thru-and-thru door ventilation and, thank God, no one got shot. Mr. New Yorker even offered to replace the card table and tent he perforated.”
“After that, we had a quick pow-wow and thanks to my niece, we were able to borrow her “roping pony”. So, while it’s not nearly as exciting as we had planned, the guy from American Medical Response doesn’t get any new clients. Thankfully, no-one has threatened to sue, but they did make us promise to not make next year’s shoot as exciting as this one.”
Hoofhearted?
Meanwhile, at the local Safeway……..
When her mother told her she had to share the horsey ride, Sally was a tad resistant.
Heh.
We’re just lucky that Jeff Cooper isn’t around to see this.
Shoot that ear of corn and I’ll stop playing with your hooters.
To hell with the photo and show us the video!
Whoopi-ki-yay, motherfucker.
I always was more partial to Roy Rogers.
I always preferred Dale Evans, myself. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
Sir, if you are out of quarters give me the 1911 and dismount the quarter horse.
Where’s the quarter slot to get this thing rolling?
You can have a real horse too, when you grow up.
A horse is a horse
of course, of course
and no one can shoot from a horse of course
unless of course, you shoot from your horse
with a famous Mr. Ed (Brown)!
Heh. Extra points for creativity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyqUem2tzgw
“Are you sure this is how Teddy took San Juan Hill?”
I tried to make this comment in an earlier statement but if you expect to win anything off of this caption contest you’re mistaken. I won this thing weeks ago and still never received anything in the mail from Dan Zimmerman I’ve contacted him a couple of times via email and he says he’s really busy too busy to send a package of swab-its through the mail so don’t count on getting whatever you won on here either he’s too busy to have somebody mail something. Or he’s irritated with me for another reason go figure.
I got my swag from my wins. When there was swag. In the beginning you just got to be the winner. Prizes came later.
I live in CA and I got 2 iwb holsters and an AR muzzle break. Can’t use them. But I got them.
They make a great team, the fastest gun and the slowest pony in the west.
Voda Consulting’s newest rocking horse and pacifier self defense strategy.
The weekly meeting and training session of the Microcephalic Horse Protection League of Iowa (MHPLI) will be held on Tuesday at ….
Ride little horsey down to town
Rifle little horsey don’t fall down
Uh huh, uh huh, ride on…
I guess that’s one way to re-live your childhood.
“Meanwhile, at Thunder Thigh ranch…”
Large Animal Veterinarian Lesson 53: Proctological Exams In Difficult Situations.
Note: Lab fees charged for ammunition, and possible damage to simulated horse
Sticker on Horse’s Ass: My Other Horse is a Little Wooden Fighter Plane.
Okay, as retired USAF, I have to give that one a “heh”.
City Slicker 3.
Remember, if you have an accidental discharge while holding the gun at low ready, it’s a long walk home.
And thats why they wont let me back at k-mart , your honor
Shooter ready?
Nay!
Standby
The proper use of a 1911. If you ain’t got a horse you don’t need a 1911.
Put your gun down mama horse, and I’ll put down mine. It was consensual!
“Bed em Down, boys,
Put your cowboy boots and guns away
The broomstick horse just up and died today
And so did saturdays
Hoppy’s gone…”
Which way to the drive thru window? Nobody gets hurt if I get a large shake, now!
YOU TELL THEM I’M COMING, AND HELLS COMING WITH ME YOU HEAR!!!
HELLS COMING WITH ME!!!
Wow, the things I see; thought about riding a real horse & going Cavalry? You can’t earn your infantry Cavalry spurs like that.
“For Rohan!”
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