courtesy keeping-it-reel.com

“Harvey, when I said no, I meant NO!”

Last week’s champ was Art out West. This week’s winner will receive a box of Federal Premium Gold Medal Grand shotgun ammo. Just enter your best caption for the above photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.

RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR

70 COMMENTS

  2. “I miss the good ‘ol days when we trained to shoot guns out of the hands of the guys wearing black hats.”

  3. “dafuq is that thing?”

    “looks like a rabbit and a whitetail buck got a little crazy late one night.”

    “I’m gonna shoot it”

  4. I should probably tell Melania that that hat would look much better in white.

  5. “…and then I will shoot Mr Leno in his black heart, and the Tonight Show will be yours, Dave.”

  8. “Damn it, Jane! Nailing that buffalo nickel at this range just isn’t fair, considering you have that hat keeping the sun out of your eyes. Never mind your perfect vision. How’s a near sighted guy like me supposed to win against these odds?”

  9. Maria, shooting a man in the nuts just ain’t the right thing to do. Not at all sporting, dontcha know?

  13. Target practice with Jane always got John all hot and bothered, until she shot a fly off his stallion’s nether parts.

  15. Don’t shoot my “I Spy” co-star, Raquel. Bill Cosby would never take advantage of a woman!

  17. Nothing against Fed Premium … but after today, how about a box of Hornady whatever?

  18. See guys. What have I been saying for years?

    Revolvers. They be happening.

  20. Awww crap! I didn’t know she could shoot that good. Time to stop the drinkin and whoring around. I think it’s best I be a good boy from now on.

  25. “I know what you’re thinking. Did she fire five shots or only four? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Tranter, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”

  27. Two shots were fired that day by the lady using the one handed grip. First was straight ahead. The second was into her hat during the recoil. But there were no witnesses to the event as the fella standing behind her ran for his life.

  28. Nice shot, Honey, but just so no one accuses you of “compensating” why don’t we try a few rounds from a Colt Navy? And by the way, a .36 to the balls is perfectly fair after what Harvey did.

  29. Now is not the time to tell her I co-starred in a tv show with Bill Cosby.

    Robert Culp (I Spy) and Raquel Welch are the actors in the photo.

  31. “You know, if you shoot that thing fast enough you could go back in time… like a million years.”

    • And the magic will allow you to take your make up and hair care products with you.

      And it’ll blow your clothes off so take a knife to make a fur bikini.

  33. Her after hearing Cleavon Little say, “Where the white women at?”

    Blazing Saddles for the culturally impaired

  43. “Ok sweetheart you got the shooting skills down. But we gotta talk about your stage performance…you don’t move your arms when you tap dance, you’re like a gorilla out there! I’ve gotta go!”

  45. “Uughh………yeah she was hot but I couldn’t get past her grip. It would have never worked!”

  46. How about repeating the image and winning caption in the article? Just getting the name of the winner provides no information about what it took to win.

    Just a thought…

    • that’s a lot of work. but not as much as dropping a package in the mail.
      maybe ttag is just a front to collect contest winner addresses and sell them to bloomberg.

      • I’ve won twice. Never got the prizes in the mail even though I did send in my address. On the other hand, I’ve never received anything that made me think my info had been pass along to anybody else.

        • hell, i won a buncha times before. problem was the ed’s didn’t think so. but eventually my persistence became too pernicious to ignore.
          i received an email saying “winner winner, chicken dinner” from dz. that alone pretty much makes the whole endeavor deeply satisfying.
          i could have used some 12ga snap caps tho.

        • I won a box of imi ammo once. It arrived about a month after I expected it, and came in a 1-800 pet meds box. My wife and kids were very confused. I told them they were pills for Old Yeller. The wife was not impressed.

        • I’m a CA resident. I’ve won 2 iwb holsters, not that I will ever be legally able to use them. 1 ar15 muzzle brake. I hate ar15s and live in CA. I doubt the muzzle brake would be legal here so I told Dan to send it to Tom in Oregon. Don’t know if he ever got it.

          I got a gun calendar from one win. Pretty pictures.

  56. Close your hands around the butt and slowly squeeze.
    Ok, now my turn.

    There is a gun in the picture?

  60. Everyone in Hollywood always uses the teacup hold on handguns — I’ll show you wusses how to hold a revolver with one hand!

Comments are closed.