“Sorry sir, that won’t work on Nancy, you’ll need to throw water on her.”
Well we had some good efforts by people like edb10, The Blue Malarkey, Pm, Big V and C. Peter Orfe, but the winner is Pieslapper.
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Simply Tap, Rack, Boom!
Now point it at your head and get the justice you deserve!
You first.
Marxist cryboy
I’m no Marxist. But I’m betting y’all are too stupid to even know what one is.
Snowflake cucks
Bad idea. Don’t even go there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKB-xFRkYQY
Your worst offenses aren’t that you’re tacky and classless, though there is that. It’s that you’re unfunny. Meh. Haters gotta hate. Trolls gotta troll, I guess.
Got Liberals?
Which way are the Marxist?
Where does the Second Amendment say I have to requalify every year?
Gentlemen, win, lose or draw on election night, there will be no noncombatants, prepare to defend yourselves.
There it is Biden/Harris poster, there not in the White House Yet, use the High Capacity Magazine!! BULLEYE great job!!
“Robert Mueller is over there.”
Outstanding
“Robert Mueller is over there.”
*snicker* 😉
Huh, I figured a ghost gun would be see-through.
The zombie hoard of Democrat politicians could be right there, you’ve got to learn to reload faster than that.
How do I get my finger out of here?
BARR THE DOOR KATEY…!
We’re in his sight’s ,
Said the Dems.
“The Almighty says he can save me, but as for you, you’re fecked!”
Just Barr getting ready for the election. Nothing to see here. Move along.
“You said ANTIFA, right”❓
GUN? Oh no sir! That’s just a party noise maker. Welcome to Chicago.
I-84 West, takes you right into Portland!
Please, Sir, the Mueller Report is already full of hole. Did it really need more?
I know what you’re thinkin’. “Did he fire 15, or only 14”? Well, to tell the truth, in all this fake news, I kinda lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is, “this guy just reloaded, didn’t he? Yup, crap. I shouldn’t have been distracted with the Dirty Harry routine.” Anyway, you’re under arrest Mrs. Clinton.
William Barr on inspection realizes just how critical the ammo shortage has become.
I said that way dam it!
PELOSI’S MINE!!
I swear if I hear “Reclaiming my time” one more time…
Perfect, I applaud your skills as a cunning linguist!
Now, what did sleepy/creepy Joe say? Oh yeah, fire two shots into the air. Sorry about the holes in the ceiling.
I thought Barr was anti gun?
Tried the attorney part, now it’s time for the General!!!!!
Instructor to Barr-“now Mr. Barr, insert the magazine and” gestures to antifa* “we have a couple of targets setup over there”
Stop, you idiot! I said that’s my Auntie Faye!
Freedommmmmmmmmmm!
There’s the AP photographer Mr. Barr, please resist the urge to mag dump we’re still working on controlled pairs.
So then I said, “Didn’t they get arrested once already?
To which he said, “Yeah”.
Then I said said, “Guess I’ll have to take care of this also…”
Who says gun owners are all, old , fat white guys ……
Well done. You win… Well, If it was up to me you would win.
Members of the press are standing to your right sir.
Hurry up with that mag change! My pointer finger isn’t going to fool them for long.
“You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out…”
Schumer& Pelosi together…..Won’t be a better opportunity!
Why doesn’t this Smart Gun work?????
^, my vote
Shouldn’t that be, in ‘Possum-ese’ :
“Why doesn’t this Smart Gunm work?????”
This is why we need ID to vote. Who wants a marsupial to have a say in our .gov.
Especially one that readily admits he’s building a doomsday device.
This ones a winner.
Look,heres the deal.
Justice will be administered today, Barr none!
“Why can’t I get it out of my sleeve?”
“DoJ Physical Training? Hah! What bad guy can outrun 1150fps?”
Two sausage thumbs forward
or
Ow that spent case hit my jowl
“Clearing a tie jam is simple. first, attempt to put your fat thumb in your nose, then rack the mag into the pistol. We covered this in class.”
He has a better handle on it than that 2 star general I saw a photo of.
Was that the guy tea cupping it?
“Goshdamnit, quit fcking around with that gunm, It’s right over there!,,, a large rat like creature, in the dogs food again, Shoot man Shoot!!!”
Remember, Mr. Attorney General, when you shoot in a trailer you have to aim off to the right so you don’t hit oncoming traffic, or, worse, your driver.
Bill Barr demos his gun disarmament technique on goateed transgender bra model in the garage.
“Alright, Mr. Barr Sir, now you just head about 1500 miles that way to Portland.”
i dont have a good caption so ill just say this:
its nice to have an AG that plays the bagpipes and isnt afraid of guns
>i feel like it kinda tends to disqualify him as a deep stater
“Excellent, sir. Now the second target, with purpose and intent.” Says the range officer.
“Got ya, Dan. Forthwith.” Says Mr. Barr.
Nous Defions
That guy right there doesn’t know ttag never paid out on the last caption contest. So shoot him before he figures it out.
Antifa go that way, sir.
“Remember when I said ‘Everyone dies?’ Well, Deep State, your time is now.”
Remember – ANTIFA on the Left, and the MEDIA on the Right
Who’s your daddy Who’s your daddy repe5
It is just like bowling sir, follow thru is everything.
Hillary is to your left front. Do America proud!
As Bill Barr loaded
I’m already on target
with my finger gun
“Where’s Trump, the SOB gave me the virus!
Here’s hoping he gave it to biden during the debate.
the right of the people to keep and Barr Arms, shall not be infringed
“I can’t get this speedloader to go in!”
Todd Hoffman: “You are freaking kidding me! This isn’t what I meant by clean up!”
Quit honking I’m reloading
Now…after reload…your second set of targets are the “mostly peaceful” attackers…….
I didn’t realize the Pope had a goatee.
If you want to look badazz aim it right at the guy taking the picture
Why won’t this damn mag stay in ???
Even the federal law & order head honcho knows the practical limits of order the law provides, as he can be seen here practicing for beyond the limits.
Now, see if you can hit the bowling ball I just released.
Now right over here Mr. Attorney General we have an example of one with the Thingy that goes up that holds one hundred clipazines.
Hell is coming to breakfast
Just a little more to the left…
When Marxists demand a trial go to the General and save some time!
“Alright, who’s the smartass that put put super glue on the bottom of my mag?”
There’s an ammo shortage so you just throw that sumbitch…like this!
Definitely a front-runner!
Don’t worry I’ll be ready ! 😠
Man on left: “Shut that camera off!!!!! If Nancy sees Billy playing with guns HE’LL BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE”!!!
This is the dreaded high-capacity Covid-19 things we’re trying to get banned? Perfection!
The FBI is so incompetent I have to do everything!
Whatever…I don’t adverstise.
The federal courthouse on fire is that way.
Look, just take your hand, point and go “PEW! PEW!”.
or
“Careful. If you hold it that low you may get something important caught in the slide.”
Sorry, but I’m having difficulty seeing anything funny, or pithy, or worthy of negative comment in this. Just positives.
“AG knows how to load/reload semiautomatic handgun.”
“AG is smart enough to choose a real Glock, and not a ‘Glockopy.'”
“AG is not pointing muzzle at self, and has trigger finger indexed properly.”
“AG’s worst sin is not having gun up in ‘work zone.'”
“THIS AG is not a figure of fun.”
Har, har. Yuk, yuk. Gimme a t-shirt. Keep the hat; I don’t play baseball, and am over 12 years old.
Point it over there and pull on that ‘curvy thing’ that’s in the loop on the bottom. Be careful it doesn’t jump up and smack your noggin.
Gimme that cupcake or Barr here is gonna learn you today.
“No, no, Mr. Barr. Dems are like zombies, it takes a head shot to put them down.”
Sir, the Nadler target is right there.
“Are you sure this is how Lon Horiuchi did it?”
Practice the rights you defend.
Sir…..You looking to start a riot!
Doesn’t that 9 go better with a Red tie?
Let’s roll.
“Where’s the shoulder thing that goes up?”
Apparently it does not take Glock magazines.
You say” ban guns “. I say ” ban booze or autos”. They have killed more people in this country than guns.
Thought that would shut you up. You can’t save your family with a martini glass, wine glass or beer bottle!
Tread not on my constitutional rights!
The right to keep and bare arms shall not be infringed upon! PERIOD!
“Diabetes and Heart disease? Those are the least of our problems! Now here’s how to protect yourself from a slow mugger with a knife…”
“Barr peparing for when Secret Service gets woke and simply takes a knee anytime a white man is threatened.”
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum”
“How do I make it go Yeet?”
Pelosi’s ass is mine!
Nancy, kiss your ass good bye!
A G Barr, “The day of reckoning has arrived at last!”
A G Barr, “Tell me when Nancy is just a little closer, ammo is too scarce and expensive to waste any!”
I’ll show Eric Holder Fast & Furious…
Hand me that bottle of liberal tears lubrication sauce so the AG can shove it in with less effort.
Barr: What?!?!? Pelosi is prepping to assume the Presidency if Pense gets COVID as well?!?!?! I’LL FIX THAT!!!
Barr: Huh. I didn’t realize there really are .9mm handguns.
Bill Barr’s Bouncer Backhands Bloomberg’s Bitter Ballot Blueprints
Guys, this is why I recommend always carrying a backup.
Ouch! Damn that magazine pinch!
“If Tap, Rack and Bang doesn’t get you out of a jam, you can always just HURL it at the MF’er like THIS!”
DAMN! The mag’s snagged on my fly!
AG Barr aptly demonstrates ‘gun control’ for the regressives among us!
“No, no, no! That’s Antifa; we’re RINO hunting!”
quick! hand me the bonsai pruner!
the a.g. needs the astro glide again…
“Sorry sir, that won’t work on Nancy, you’ll need to throw water on her.”
Now that there’s Funny! I don’t care who ya are!
“Don’t stand there with that camera fool, Barr’s got a loaded mag in the gun and ya gotta watch out for slamfires.”
You don’t need a gun! I learned this from Austin Powers. JUDO CHOP!
“Now you follow the 4 on this range or you will get…Barred from shooting here again”
“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword”
🎧 alright do what now ?
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