Jim Bob’s first attempt at creating a hip-hop persona was not as successful as he’d hoped.
We took a week off for the Thanksgiving holiday, but we’re back and ready to roll again. The winner of our 11/17 contest was BLoving. For a chance at this week’s prize — a Remington assisted opening knife — put your entry in the comments below before Sunday midnight. Good luck!
You’ll not be takin’ me Lucky Charms!
If you know what you got, you ain’t got much.
That’s what Bunker Hunt said to some Senator when the Senator asked Hunt how much he was worth, right? Burn . . .
The s*** has hit the fan, and I only have two out of three.
my work related injury lawyer got me $25k, a few handguns, and this super kick-ass fedora!
It looks like a trilby, not a fedora. The brim’s too narrow.
Definitely a trilby.
A pork pie would be more him.
If you want to take advantage of the Gun Show loophole, bring cash.
Sadly I think a Remington knife is about the only Remington worth having anymore. :/
Betcha its got ‘China” stamped on it.
Heh, I actually got curious about that and looked into it… the answer is that it’s mixed. Some are made in the US, but most are made in China including most of these. But one things for certain none of them are actually made by Remington, they just contract it out and sell a branded item. Just like those incredibly over priced double stack 1911s.
Once again, that’s a hard pass on another product from Remington I don’t want.
Low rent Tony Soprano.
Jim Bob’s first attempt at creating a hip-hop persona was not as successful as he’d hoped.
This guy can almost afford to buy a glock in Massachusetts
This is it… Ladies and gentlemen, the bidding is closed. I laughed out loud at this one.
iv’e fallen, and I can’t get up
Dude so ugly he couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with hundred dollar bills hanging out of his pockets and threatening the girls with not 1, but 3 guns.
Cash.
Guns.
Showin’ a little leg?
Whatever it takes.
Money…… check
Guns ……..check
Now where are all the women because I KNOW I’m sexy!
“Ey babe, like what you see here”
Aight Robert we don’t wanna see your bad dating profile pics.
See all this. It’s yours if you catch that guy that kicked me in the shin!
Guns: Check
Money: Check
Looks: Well, two out of three ain’t bad!
Ba-da-BING!
Ba-da-THUD.
Funny.
Look ma, I’m the schiznitz!!
I’m Robert Farago. And I own The Truth About Making Money.
“And now for my next trick, the Money Shot.”
I got it from a box of Cracker Jack’s.
“And then the grino sez to me, ‘Okay, $100,000 for the Smith, the Rossi, and the Walther… but joo gotta throw in those bellisimo socks o’yours!’. I told him, ‘No way!”
🤠
Harvey Weinstein’s new strategy for love.
What kind of pocket dump is that? He’s got no field notes!
Ha!
That’s some serious FUPA.
Once again it’s proven you can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Shannon Watts before Bloomie paid for the operation.
Won’t stand, won’t deliver.
Fat, Hairy Single Dads over 50 in your area, want to party and have a “Negligent Discharge”. Click here.
Mo’ money, mo’ diabetes.
“Guns! Guns and money over here!! See, nobody cares.”
Be like this man, who was able to buy gats and save money by switching to Geico.
I don’t get a lot of dates so…yeah….
All that cash, yet I could only afford a Ruger
When Freddie tried out for the Chippendale’s… they paid him to keep his clothes on.
Drink it in ladies!
If I take all this to the gun store I can ALMOST buy that Cabot…
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!”
Harvey Weinstein at rock bottom
With Hollywood onto him, Harvey had to stoop to dateadouche.com to find a companion.
Bathing suit or shirt off only?
“I wanna be just like Dan Bilzerian”
Cash and stash!
Chuck Norris showing us his payday from Expendables 3.
Ohmygawd, he does kinda look like Chuck… after a few seasons of eating only chicken-fried steaks and watching life go by…
lawyers, guns and money.
LOL oh my, I thot that was a picture of Bloving, lol I thot he won so you pictured him.
That seriously cracked me up.
Somebody needs to roll up a newspaper and smack the dog on the nose. Look what he done on the carpet.
What a poker game! I won their money and their guns, and they got the furniture!
Affordable healthcare…
Thanks Obama!
Stop wasting my time.
You know what I want.
You know what I need.
Or maybe you don’t…
NJ Hunter bags trophy (D)NC donor on opening day of handgun season.
Unfortunately, the mayor had already scheduled a press conference to show off what was captured in the drug bust before the police chief informed him that the suspect’s legal name was acually “Ronald P. Druggs”.
Jeff G. demonstrates his tactical tourniquette built into his slacks as part of his every day carry system.
See, no ankle holster!
Listen, I don’t want to win any contest if it has anything to do with this photo.
First you get the guns….then you get the money…. then you get the women!
I’m too sexy for my pants…too sexy for my pants…
I heard that song as I read this.
I used to be a suburban pimp-daddy, then I took a .357 to the knee.
lol
Wait until you see what is hidden up my trousers…
You’re about to learn that the guns and money are not compensating for anything.
Argh!? This happens every time I have to pull up my socks!
Wait, you haven’t seen my new tattoo yet!
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
So, I Googled the definition of “a$$hat” and guess what showed up in the results?
Vinny wins big in 3-gun competition.
Call your 20 grand and raise you 2 wheelguns and a Hi-Point.
“Even with all these guns and all this money, I still can’t find a tailor worth a damn. Look at these pants! I told him one inseam was 23″ and the other was 21″. And he made it with 21″ and 23″.”
“Everyday Carry Pocket Dump of the Day – Ballin Grandpa”
Tony offers cash, guns, and even an arm and a leg for a new Python but he’s still short.
how do you like my sexy pose m’lady?
This cash just arrived from the Nigerian Prince! Who knew?
That’s right! I’m gangsta as duck! No, I mean puck! Chuck? Muck? Yuck? Puck? Oh, screw it! I got $ and guns! 😉
Do you-a-think I’m-a-sexy now? What if I-a lay in a-provacative pose…on-a my side? (Said in best cheesy Italian accent you can muster)
“i’m back in the game thanks to my new compression socks!”
“you’re not really drunk if if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
lewis
“on this weeks episode of ‘couch flipping’…”
“After my holster malfunctioned, 1-800-ATTORNEY got me the settlement I deserved! ” – Derek “Tex” Grebner
Can I please be cool now?
Step right up step right up.
Spin the dwarf and win cash and gun prizes
In Hollywood news today, “A” list actor Tom Cruise suffered a mild hamstring injury during dance rehearsals for his upcoming “Les Grossman Gangster Rap” video.
Police recovered an arsenal of weapons, piles of cash, and an American tourist.
Draw me like one of your French girls Jack….
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