Enter the best comment below by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a set of four ARTactical .45 caliber bullet valve caps for your ride.
Enter the best comment below by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a set of four ARTactical .45 caliber bullet valve caps for your ride.
Valve caps?
“Valve caps?”
With a little superglue they can be nipple caps…
Yup, valve caps. They cost about $70,000 for a set of four, but you do get a free Porsche Cayenne.
We are all thinking it….there is a strap-on joke in here somewhere.
Mary and Elizabeth discuss the many possible uses of their new BDSM gear they ordered from the Acme Corporation in Chicago…
Iced tea. All over the ipad
“Since he voted for gay marriage and the right to keep and bear arms, let’s invite Justice Kennedy to our wedding.”
Lookie here maw
“So we’ll bury your husband right here and start our new lives out here in the wild west. Oh, and I’m sure the coast guard will never look for me in Wyoming”
I’m at a complete lost, but this could be the winner.
In the Navy riding on boats that keep the water out ain’t all that different from ridin’ a horse that keeps the water in at least most of the time. Both of ’em will spook in a bad squall!
Hey honey, I think you need a bikini wax appointment.
Beat me to it.
“Honey isn’t it about time you shaved your legs?”
You got a purdy mouth.
Butch said “God made man, Samual Colt made us their equal”
Sundancer replied “and John Roberts codified it as law!”
See? One hole! that means my .22 went through the same spot as your .30
Once I kicked the sh– out of him, this was all that was left.
“Hey Annie, I think yer left rear hoof is fixing to go flat.”
“Dang! I wish I had sum o them fancy air caps to keep ol’ Paint inflated!”
You shot it; you cook it.
I told you my new bullets were good…
Look it vaporized the whole horse in one shot and left the saddle laying right here.
“F**k yeah and I got the f**king hat from f**king Smokey the f**king Bear”, said the Sailor.
We didn’t bury his saddle with him..heh.
“You don’t need tire valve caps… Or tires if you have a good horse”
“I thought you were bringing the tampons?”
“See Susanne? This is what happens when you use a .45, it creates a black hole that consumes the horse and rider, but leaves the saddle in tact.”
Joanie loved Chachi until she met Chaquita and her magic saddle horn.
I know the contest is over, and the official judges have spoken, but as far as I am concerned, this one is the winner by 200 yards.
Broke Back Mountain. The prequel. And this is the version we’d rather see.
Hahaha… Coke all over the monitor
“Is it true sailors ride side saddle?”
As an ex sailor, I’d say it depends on what your riding
And then he said he owned a Glock.
And that’s how they found love on top of that there mountain.
Catherine the Great’s midsection would have been right here.
^^ “Catherine the great”…Winner!!
White Horse to Black Horse – “George, I don’t think you will get your saddle back.”
#1: Hey, they got a new theater in town with a moving picture show. What say we go see it?
#2: Nah, they’ll make us leave our shootin’ irons outside where some no good rusler ‘ll steal ’em.
CSI: El Paso 1889 never made it past the pilot.
“Yes, ma’am, my CO wants you to embroider a message right here on the saddle, ‘General Patton, sir, you’d best stay in the Atlantic, cause if you come to the Pacific Theater, you’ll get more seamen than you can handle. – General MacArthur'”
Pa said if we plant the horse-radish seed here and put the saddle over the spot, when we wake up tomorrow a pony will have grown right into the saddle!
Roswell, 1847.
The first “weather balloon.”
” the map shows the treasure buried beneath a poodle skirt…”
“Is that a ghillie skirt you’re wearing? I think I know where I need to hide my head tonight!”
“Come on, it’s legal now. We can have that church wedding you always wanted.”
I got nothing
Joanie (on the left) maps out her plan to get Chachi.
You better be careful of playing with matches around that new hula skirt of yours!
“Yep, I shot ‘im. That’s his balls right there.”
“Say, Beatrice… don’t you think you got a little *too* aggressive with that curry comb?”
There is some great funny stuff here. It helps to have a great photo like that one.
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