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Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Strike Industries Checkmate Comp

July 17, 2015

Enter the best caption in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Strike Industries Checkmate Comp (used by Jeremy for testing, pic after the jump) . . . [h/t Tom in Oregon]

(comp has no washer)

148 COMMENTS

Youzernayme July 17, 2015 At 18:06

no one NEEDS a 30 rd mag for fishing, but it helps.
B320 July 17, 2015 At 18:06

Nyet! Rifle is fine!
BLAMMO July 17, 2015 At 18:06

“I gotta remember for next time – Don’t bring a gun to a Super-Soaker fight.”
Phil LA July 17, 2015 At 18:08

No no no. The bubbles were from my rifle.
RatInDaHat July 17, 2015 At 18:08

Dude, I think he just jumped the shark.
Dimo July 17, 2015 At 18:09

“All right, come on! Show the tank. Show me the tank.”
Stephen July 17, 2015 At 18:09

Scuba Soldier
tom12121112 July 17, 2015 At 18:11

U.S. military adapting to global warming.
Logan M July 17, 2015 At 18:12

Hunting the Loch Ness Monster has gone to a new level.
Sgt Frank July 17, 2015 At 18:14

“It’s really great to find a place with no magazine size regulations!”
Illinois_Minion July 17, 2015 At 18:14

Boating accident, FTW!!!!

or

Shark week this…..
Flyboy July 17, 2015 At 18:17

After several unsuccessful spear fishing expeditions, Joe finally decides to bring the equalizer!
SpeleoFool July 17, 2015 At 18:17

Electronic Arts has purchased the flagging Call of Duty franchise from Activision and plans on bolstering sales using a cross-over strategy with its own troubled Tiger Woods golf property. Pictured: an upcoming still from the new game taken from a level titled “Water Hazard.”
John July 17, 2015 At 18:19

Next on the history channel… When mermaids attack.
- GayGunOwner July 18, 2015 At 21:16
  
  +1 – LOL
Gene July 17, 2015 At 18:22

I really don’t know how they can fire under water without rupturing eardrums or not being able to clear their ears changing depths.
- Geoff PR July 17, 2015 At 19:12
  
  Go to depth.
  
  Equalize ears.
  
  Insert ear plugs.
  
  Shoot gun.
  
  Remove ear plugs.
  
  Ascend.
  
  If you fail to remove ear plugs before ascending, you’ll damn sure wish you had.
  - Gene July 17, 2015 At 20:56
    
    Well, I’ll be… Do the plugs actually do any good under water? Seems as if it still would hurt a whole lot given how well sound travels in a liquid.
    - Geoff PR July 17, 2015 At 23:06
      
      You’ll have to ask someone who has tried it.
      
      I like my ears far too much to play test subject…
dh34 July 17, 2015 At 18:23

Jacques Cousteau made Scuba divers, Mikhail Kalashnikov made them equal.
- Geoff PR July 17, 2015 At 20:32
  
  Jacques Cousteau made Scuba divers, Gaston Glock’s marine firing pin cups made them equal.
  
  FIFY
Joe R. July 17, 2015 At 18:23

Insurance Adjuster Jeremy Harris was somewhat shocked to find that the guns were indeed lost at sea
Steve July 17, 2015 At 18:24

FPS Russia must really be fishing for ideas now…
H July 17, 2015 At 18:29

I, Am, So, Tired, of, Cleaning, My, Wife’s, Fish Tank!
Marcus (Aurelius) Payne July 17, 2015 At 18:36

The Gorton’s fisherman has adapted to the changing times.
Bob July 17, 2015 At 18:37

The humidity in Houston gets thick sometimes.
Shawn Graber July 17, 2015 At 18:38

While Gordon endured the interminable wait for his NFA paperwork to clear, he found alternative ways to suppress his firearm while training.
Bobiojimbo July 17, 2015 At 18:39

Russia has come to liberate Atlantis.
NikcaP July 17, 2015 At 18:40

Fishing…

LIKE A BOSS
ninjaTED July 17, 2015 At 18:40

So that’s what happened to the ‘assault rifles’ I lost in that tragic canoeing accident.
Jeffro July 17, 2015 At 18:43

operators………………. operating………………… operationally……….
Chris July 17, 2015 At 18:46

In Soviet Russia, Kalashnikov bites shark.
Geo July 17, 2015 At 18:47

recently approved suppressor for the land of 10,000 lakes
Gunr July 17, 2015 At 18:49

Beats the hell out of a spear gun!
0351 July 17, 2015 At 18:49

“Imperius Rex!”

Someone will get it….
Al Engineer July 17, 2015 At 18:50

..We’re going to need a bigger shark…..
Jason July 17, 2015 At 18:51

Damn thing only runs wet.
anthony p July 17, 2015 At 18:52

Must practice every self defense scenario possible! Always ready.
Gunr July 17, 2015 At 18:53

Dam salesman told me the water would soak up most of the recoil!
I1ULUZ July 17, 2015 At 18:53

When your pool has a serious algae problem, use AK*, Algae Killer by Kalashnikov.

or

What happens to Russians who wizz in public swimming pools.
PeterW July 17, 2015 At 18:54

So my buddy says I’m not casting hard enough. Here’s my hard cast, stupid fish!
Steve in TX July 17, 2015 At 18:54

Shit. I thought it would end with shower carry…
Maureen Gyory July 17, 2015 At 18:56

“Under the sea, darlin’ it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me”
Jon July 17, 2015 At 18:58

When Ivan first came to America he got fired from his first job as a cameraman for the discovery channel shooting shark week.
Robert W. July 17, 2015 At 18:59

“I have you this time Mr. Bond!”
Mecha75 July 17, 2015 At 19:00

The North Carolina militia training for shark patrol along the outer banks
Steve In MA (now RI) July 17, 2015 At 19:01

Now children, this is a photo from the early 21st Century of the well-known military expedition undertaken in Lake Ontario to discover the location that Hillary Clinton hid her soul. The camera was found on the shore some months later, the fate of those brave men is still unknown to this day.
Coffee Addict July 17, 2015 At 19:05

Jacques Cousteau. Underwater Operative.
Ed July 17, 2015 At 19:08

Shark hunting season opened early in North Carolina today.
Mike July 17, 2015 At 19:11

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Coffee Addict July 17, 2015 At 19:13

Русский римейк “Челюсти”
- JaxD July 18, 2015 At 18:26
  
  Worst Google translation EVER!
Geoff PR July 17, 2015 At 19:15

You’re not stealing *my* re-breather, mother-phuquer…
SkyMan77 July 17, 2015 At 19:19

The beach is that way….
Pieslapper July 17, 2015 At 19:25

Where’s aquaman when you need him?
Billy-bob July 17, 2015 At 19:27

Back when I was a seal we had to do this with a snorkel, naked
- JWM July 17, 2015 At 19:50
  
  Wait……you did what with a naked seal? Ain’t that against Federal law and the laws of nature?
  - tsbhoA.P.jr July 19, 2015 At 10:47
    
    “no, no. that’s the ice cream…”
Jon July 17, 2015 At 19:33

Bob the scuba instructor and gun enthusiast decided to do a special under water tribute to mikhail kalashnikov.
Chris75 July 17, 2015 At 19:37

There you go Mr. Krabs. Plankton won’t be trying to get the Krabby Patty formula anymore!
Governmentknowsbest July 17, 2015 At 19:39

Because AK…..mic drop
S.CROCK July 17, 2015 At 19:46

Coming up next on shark week…
Usriflecaliber.30m1 July 17, 2015 At 19:47

‘Pew Pew’

Or

‘He runs his suppress wet’
The Original JohnO July 17, 2015 At 19:51

Damned frogs!
Rick K July 17, 2015 At 19:53

Great idea using antis as shark bait. It’s a real win-win.
JJTAK July 17, 2015 At 19:54

In Russia, deep sea fishing is not nearly as popular as deep sea hunting.
Gov. William J. Le Petomane July 17, 2015 At 20:05

Yep, the effective terminal range of an AK47 under water is about 3 feet.
Jason Byrne July 17, 2015 At 20:10

While Sally sells seashells down by the seashore, Sammy prefers his shells be 7.62×39.
dave July 17, 2015 At 20:13

I don’t always fire rifles underwater, but when I do, dos AK’s!
- Chrispy July 18, 2015 At 11:14
  
  That one made me giggle
Sam July 17, 2015 At 20:17

Better than noodeling!!!
Powers July 17, 2015 At 20:22

This will make me the most operator at comic con
somebody else July 17, 2015 At 20:23

Is that a zombie in the background?
pat omalley July 17, 2015 At 20:24

Spear gun? Hell no!
JeffM July 17, 2015 At 20:32

New shooters always over oil…
Gregolas July 17, 2015 At 20:34

“For hates sake I spit at thee!
From Hell’s heart I shoot at thee!”
jcrx July 17, 2015 At 20:36

… And all you have to do is shout “my God! It’s coming right for us!”
Tim July 17, 2015 At 20:48

1. I see they found the JJFU Suppressor Testing Facility
2. “Obviously guns are responsible for the shark attacks on the east coast, and underwater recreational fishing has no need for large capacity clips or pistol grips or other scary black accessories like rocket launchers and full-auto modular rails! How many fish have to die before we stop this madness” (quote from Democratic senator from NY, while eating his grilled Halibut)
AaronW July 17, 2015 At 20:58

The piece of driftwood warned, “six must die” but this guy went overboard…
SeanA July 17, 2015 At 21:09

Shark week just got real!
Phil LA July 17, 2015 At 21:11

Red Dawn 2: Commies in New Orleans.
jcrx July 17, 2015 At 21:11

I guess when you live in a gun free zone, there aren’t really many places to go grocery shopping anymore.
Pieslapper July 17, 2015 At 21:21

“Next on Mythbusters…”
mickeal July 17, 2015 At 21:23

Mr. Putin on his morning swim after a shot of morning vodka always brings his ak47
Phil July 17, 2015 At 21:25

Yep… it shoots.
Kyle Mitchell July 17, 2015 At 21:33

The shark interrogation continued to slide down a slippery slope. The fish begged and pleaded for his life. His young sharkling just finished elementary school; his wife finishing up her dental assistant degree. All whilst denying any ties to the Carolina shark attacks. Suddenly, a load thunk deafened the few witnesses surrounding the prisoner.
Major Smith stood there, bubble erupting all around him. “Spear me your lies, fish.”
Scott Miller July 17, 2015 At 21:38

No spear fishing allowed…no problem.
JWM July 17, 2015 At 21:48

Cosmonaut training.
Winningstads July 17, 2015 At 21:50

Wow! Every story about a “boating accident” was true!!!
Art out West July 17, 2015 At 21:55

Try that with your fancy American AR15.
jake July 17, 2015 At 22:06

“Once they found Nemo, he didn’t stand a chance.”
Bigred2989 July 17, 2015 At 22:22

The assault on Aquaman’s base is going well.
- Lotek July 18, 2015 At 05:22
  
  Get off my lawn effin lawn aqua man
Joe in the Barrens July 17, 2015 At 22:26

When you positively, absolutely, have to kill everything in the pond. Unfortunately, Boris did not have the appropriate stamp and will now spend the rest of his life diving for golf balls at the local muni course.
Matt in Idaho July 17, 2015 At 22:35

Some studies suggest that scuba diving is increasing in popularity but the truth is there are fewer and fewer who are accumulating larger amounts of scuba gear.
CZ Peasy July 17, 2015 At 22:47

What’s better than one dead lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?
One really dead lawyer at the bottom of the ocean.
Chip in Florida July 17, 2015 At 22:53

JAWS 5
This time it’s personal!
tmm July 17, 2015 At 23:00

…hold breath…….squeeze….
xer 21 July 17, 2015 At 23:29

Jaws: Origins was the surprise hit of the summer.
Kap July 17, 2015 At 23:43

Hey ma look art my new shark gun
Tater July 18, 2015 At 00:34

The moms demand action can’t find me down here.
Ken in TN July 18, 2015 At 00:37

Bond. James Bond…..oh look, SPECTRE!
Silentbrick July 18, 2015 At 00:51

Dave tried all the lures and every kind of bait with no luck. Then he got even…

“I’ll teach you stupid fish to laugh at me!”
Mark Lee July 18, 2015 At 01:21

“I think you’re taking this subgun thing a bit too literally”
Will P. July 18, 2015 At 03:01

“You see comrade, AK work everywhere!”
Dave July 18, 2015 At 04:30

“Somehow,I thought submarine warfare was going to be different! ….damn budget cuts!”
Tyler B. July 18, 2015 At 04:33

Why give a man a fish when you can teach him to use an underwater rifle?
Dave July 18, 2015 At 04:34

“Eugene stoner was bound and determined to make that AK Misfire”!
Steve July 18, 2015 At 04:46

Putin’s recent demonstration of Spetznaz anti submarine warfare resulted in another front page spread in Pravda for the “beloved” leader.
AaronW July 18, 2015 At 05:00

Why jump the shark when you can stay well underneath it?
Pantera Vazquez July 18, 2015 At 06:24

“Say hello to my LEETLE friend….”

Hollywood, (attempting to milk a dead cow) takes another ‘shot’ at Tony Montana in Scar Of the Seas.
AaronW July 18, 2015 At 06:53

“The Old Man and the Sea” would have ended differently if he had SCUBA tanks and a modified Kalash…
Herman July 18, 2015 At 07:16

The fishbowl diver finally got tired of Goldie crapping everywhere.
v. caine July 18, 2015 At 07:30

I’m sure there’s a polock joke to be made here somehow
Rusty Shackleford July 18, 2015 At 07:52

Amity P.D. ain’t screwing around any more.
Nick in GA July 18, 2015 At 08:16

My bubbles!!!!
schernobyl July 18, 2015 At 08:35

James Bond used a sissy spear gun, I can do better!
Matthew Gray July 18, 2015 At 08:47

When boar hunting from a helicopter gets old . . .
GaPharmD July 18, 2015 At 09:09

“Damn it Carl, the current is flowing this way! PINCH IT OFF!!!”
Rob S July 18, 2015 At 09:25

Spear Fishing 2.0, Now with more gunpowder!
Mike from St. Louis July 18, 2015 At 10:19

Next time I’ll try this from outside the gel block.
SSH July 18, 2015 At 11:04

“When you pry it from my cold dead FLIPPERS!”
nemsis July 18, 2015 At 11:11

“F%&K them gators!!!”
SonnyRoofy July 18, 2015 At 11:16

lost footage from Whale Wars
Chrispy July 18, 2015 At 11:17

Diving in the wrong neighborhood, with the right hardware.
meccastreisand July 18, 2015 At 11:33

I guess which gun I use depends on how big the barrel is.
or
There’s no fish in this barrel. Promise.
or
Moby Dick ain’t got shit on me!
or
Kalasnikov: Telling stingrays to fuck off since 1947.
or
If only Steve Irwin had one of these.
or
Tales of “the one that got away” suddenly become very rare.
or
No. More. Excuses.
meccastreisand July 18, 2015 At 11:40

Dammit open carry guys. It doesn’t mean to carry in open water.
Camo July 18, 2015 At 13:38

Another damp squib…what the heck???
clickboom July 18, 2015 At 15:07

Ivan’s stretch of getting skunked is ending today, Damnit!
schernobyl July 18, 2015 At 16:10

Putting to the test keeping your powder dry
TStew July 18, 2015 At 17:15

And last, Mr. AK-47, the very best there is… When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cking fish within three to five feet, accept no substitute!
MigNoche July 18, 2015 At 17:23

Check out my dive buddy…..it was his first time watching shark week on the discovery channel.
MigNoche July 18, 2015 At 17:25

I found a way to silence my rifle in California!
Brian July 18, 2015 At 17:52

President Obama FINALLY caved in and made an “assault rifle allowed area” in America today, in response to the gun owners cries about “gun free zones”.
Jim Bradford July 18, 2015 At 18:56

Fishing level….expert.
David July 18, 2015 At 20:34

You’re scuba diving down a deserted coral outcropping with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. Fortunately, you’re packing and you let him have it with your underwater AK. Thank goodness for that underwater combat course you took in Vegas last year.
David July 18, 2015 At 20:45

Well, the TASER didn’t work out so well. Despite being electrocuted I still have motor function in my trigger finger! Lets try the AK next!
Ms. Ison July 18, 2015 At 20:58

How many yards is this zero’d for, 2 or 4?
ADM July 18, 2015 At 21:30

“…Wait, so the U in GRU *doesn’t* stand for “Underwater”?”
v caine July 18, 2015 At 22:47

Oh, you said Nicaragua?!?!?
chris ortiz July 19, 2015 At 01:39

That moment you go to war with mermaids.
I1ULUZ July 19, 2015 At 06:58

Coming to theaters this summer the next and final chapter in the Nemo saga.

First there was FINDING NEMO

This summer we proudly present: NEMO FOUND & TERMINATED (with extreme prejudice) rated G

Starring DevGru, filmed on location at Dam Neck and off the Virginia coast. The true story of a group of brave United State Navy SEALs on a mission to capture or kill the most famous cute adorable lovable fish in the world, NEMO.

( SPOILER ALERT )

Sushi anyone?
tsbhoA.P.jr July 19, 2015 At 10:53

7.62x 39, just for the halibut.
treefroggy July 19, 2015 At 11:54

I told you before , no peeing in the pool !!
Michael in GA July 19, 2015 At 18:38

Obama refuses to go after ISIS but sends in SEAL Team Six to protect beach goers from shark attacks.
Michael in GA July 19, 2015 At 18:54

But the box said Sub-sonic?
GayGunOwner July 19, 2015 At 19:18

Karl tries new obstruction removal technique at sewage treatment plant.
Wayne C. July 20, 2015 At 15:36

Rule #4 – Know your target and what’s beyond, even if you only have 30 feet of visibility.