It was buy one get one free. Just paid shipping and handling.
Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity won last week’s prize (and for all you other winners, our shipping department is running behind. Your prizes are on their way). This week’s best caption writer will win an official TTAG branded stogie from Austin’s Bobalu Cigar Co. Just enter your caption by Sunday midnight for a chance to win. Good luck.
I haven’t recieved notice that I won.
I don’t smoke so I shouldn’t enter this weeks.
‘Badges, we don’t need no steenking badges.” Couldn’t resist.
Nuts… welp, gratz Gun free. I really wanted those kids books too…
“I only have three rounds left on my vest… some of you are going to have to share!”
🤠
(looks closer…) Oops! Nope, four! Four rounds!
Dammit… there went my cigar…
close but no cigar.
I’m right handed, but I think I want to shoot you first.
“One inch holes!”
I didn’t know that Will Ferrell did action movies.
I’m tellin you guys, I’m GOING to win that damn cigar, don’t make me shoot you for it!
I was looking for math class
Say hello to my little friends
Grooming takes a back seat to being well armed.
The only man in the universe to lose a space ship and his entire team to a dude with a knife.
In the near future 3d printers will turn out some really big gats.
Subtitle: Me, immediately after my lefty friends ask if I’ll “compromise” on gun control
If you think I miss a lot with a 2 handed grip, you should see how many I miss now!
“What do you mean this is a ‘Smoke Free Campus’?”
“Hell yes my shoulders are burning so both of ya sit down !”
“Really? You’re asking if they take Glock magazines? Yes, and they shoot 6.5 Creedmoo, too. Dumbass.”
“Really? You’re asking if they take Glock magazines? Yes, and they shoot 6.5 Creedmoor, too. Dumbass.”
So they don’t shoot 6.5 Creedmoo?
“6.5mm Creedmoo, the choice of long-range cow-tipping aficionados the world over!”
they shoot 6.5oz of apollo creed’s breastmilk.
I told you not to talk smack about my sideburns
I’m here to kick ass and take a shower.
Doubling down on gun control
“One of these guns is plastic. Wanna guess which?” (I don’t smoke.)
I don’t know which way to shoot, but it doesn’t matter, because I can’t see either front sight!
“Why, yes, I am seeing-double drunk. I have two guns, one for each of you.”
(Apologies to Val Kilmer)
“Why, yes, I am seeing-double drunk. I have four guns, one for each of you.”
(Sorry, couldn’t resist!)
The right to bare arms
I’m going to John Woo for butt.
So that’s a single cigar then, not a box?
Darn roll on deodorants feel so sticky!
“As a matter of fact, I do shave my pits, why do you ask?”
How not to crash the 10yr high school reunion…
“Mind if I smoke? These babies are loaded up with black powder blanks, and I feel like lighting up the room!”
Jim finally found an advantage for being wall-eyed when engaging multiple attackers.
Ya know, no one took me serious when I did this until I grew the mutton chops.
Close, but no cigar?
I told you to stop calling me mutton chops, didn’t I?
I’m from California, I’m here to show you the way…
“Dual wielding? Yeah, I know, I’m a figjam.”
“Wwwwwwhhhaatt we have heeerre is a Failure to communicate! Some men you just can’t reach without shooting them.”
-with a nod to “Cool Hand Luke”
“Dammit! Who let the Scientoligists in?”
Don’t need a cigar.. had to log in with BING. GOOGLE did NOT work. FWIW guys in charge. Using an android phone…
Glock brought their “extra plastic” pewpews for a live demonstration.
If I had a pistol for every gender there is…
I operated operationally in the theater of operations until I sold the website.
When Toombs lost the modeling contract for AR500 Polyethylene Vests, he took it very hard.
“No, it’s not a perm. I have naturally curly hair.”
I’ve trained for this moment my whole life ,martial arts, advanced combat, graduated Gunsite, bought these badass gunz, tweaked and modified them, just to my liking, taught myself how to hit a target without looking at it. Got a cool ass haircut and Wolverine X men side burns. Then when the moment of truth came down, I thought I’d fart and shit my pants.
The guy in the pic is character actor Nick Chinlund. You may ( or may not ) remember him from an early 90s X Files episode called “Irresistable” where he played a genuinely creepy serial killer.
i modeled my life after the episode “home.”
“Let’s all play nice now kiddies”
“…Ask me one more time if these new Sigs are drop-safe…”
Say ‘soul patch’ again…
You should’ve taken the deal
“Inside of every silly sci-fi gun is a Desert Eagle waiting to get out.”
These are NOT hairdryers people!
“my sideburners will mutton chop whatever my sideboards are pointing at…”
Alright! That’s Enough! Hands off my 2nd Amendment Motherf*ckers!
What am I afraid of? Not a damn thing!
RIDDICK!!!!
The day Wolverine’s claws jammed, they thought he was helpless.
But they had another 2 things coming.
“…the right to keep and bear photon blasters, shall not be infringed.”
“So, who wants to go first?”
I’ll repeat governor ‘do not sign that bill’ , one-two-thre——-….. .
“The operation was a success!, Laura”
“I never realized going commando would feel so… liberating.”
Gun control means using both hands
This ain’t my first rodeo..
It was buy one get one free. Just paid shipping and handling.
Talking about recoil. I had sleeves a moment ago.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
You say lazy eye like it’s a bad thing. Unlike you, I can track two targets at the same time.
I am here to either kick ass or chew gum and I am out of gum