Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of CapArms .223 Target + Match Ammo

March 31, 2017

Alan Esworthy was last week’s winner. If you’re witty enough to catch our eye with a caption for the pic above, you’ll receive a 50-round box of CapArms .223 60 gr. V-Max ammunition. Just enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.

50 COMMENTS

Penetty March 31, 2017 At 18:06

The short-lived and impractical June “Cleaver Stance.”
Eric March 31, 2017 At 18:06

Long legs and long barrels mix well.
Tile floor March 31, 2017 At 18:08

She racks a trigger disciprine
Rusty Chains March 31, 2017 At 18:20

Wow, just look at those…….guns.
David March 31, 2017 At 18:20

“I have two guns, one for each of ya” Doc Holiday
ScholarCat March 31, 2017 At 18:21

Yosemite Sam meets Yosemite Gam
Malcolm G. Knight March 31, 2017 At 18:23

I’ll be your Huckleberry!
Tom W. March 31, 2017 At 18:25

With legs like that, the hog legs are sure to follow.
Mike Betts March 31, 2017 At 18:25

“No, those are .44’s. The other pair is the 36’s.”
manny March 31, 2017 At 18:34

“Honey, does this holster makes me look fat?”
SkyMan77 March 31, 2017 At 18:39

Vegas Baby!!! >>> Pew…Pew…
Larry March 31, 2017 At 18:48

Now – darling, what did you say about my other leg?
KeithCo March 31, 2017 At 18:49

Come tell me I’m inviting assault; I brought my rape whistles
Craig Moore March 31, 2017 At 19:25

Shapely is as shapely does!
Michael in GA March 31, 2017 At 19:37

No…caption…needed.
Xcom March 31, 2017 At 19:43

Original True Feminism: Equal Rights meets Self Defense meets Beauty
Drew in GA March 31, 2017 At 20:12

River Song encountered the Vashta Nerada once before, resulting in her current, more “mature” regeneration.
Ronnie R Toney March 31, 2017 At 20:24

Put your Hog Legs high !
Sam Wright March 31, 2017 At 20:25

Meet my little friends, Hoot -n- Holler.
skiff March 31, 2017 At 20:30

She says that “one gun is none, two guns are one”.
navillus March 31, 2017 At 20:37

Betty Grable- “Sure, my legs are world-famous- but I think we can all agree my guns are pretty impressive too!”
navillus March 31, 2017 At 20:38

Betty Grable- “Hey, @sshole, my eyes are down here!”
tsbhoa.p.jr March 31, 2017 At 20:41

“be a dear and grab that buntline for me, would you?”
Alan Esworthy March 31, 2017 At 20:53

Did you say something about discipline?
Naughty boy! I’ll have to spank you for that…
Jim March 31, 2017 At 20:59

Can Can
jwm March 31, 2017 At 21:05

It’s called the “Boom Boom” room for a reason.
- Geoff PR April 1, 2017 At 02:46
  
  JWM wins it again.
  
  Hey, TTAG, how about making it you can only win once in a 6-month timeframe?
  
  It’s rough trying to out-funny JWM and Ralph…
Plinker March 31, 2017 At 21:25

I got two pistols out of your pocket and you’re still enjoying the show!
ACP_arms March 31, 2017 At 21:38

She’ll knock you out if your in the front row or the back…
uncommon_sense March 31, 2017 At 21:45

Back in the day when boobs and guns were real!
Mike Crognale March 31, 2017 At 22:04

Miss Kitty! Gawd dam!
5spot March 31, 2017 At 22:08

Where’s my third?
Nine March 31, 2017 At 22:18

“They aren’t half cocked, neither are you.”
Stepcof March 31, 2017 At 22:23

No, you’re supposed to SAY “stick-em-up.”
jwm March 31, 2017 At 22:29

“No, baby. Tonight you dance.”
TommyJay March 31, 2017 At 23:31

“I got both of the guns out of your pockets, so now I know you’re glad to see me!”
Srirachapocalypse March 31, 2017 At 23:44

I thought shooting guns into the air was reserved for Iraqi weddings.
TruthTellers March 31, 2017 At 23:51

Shoot for the sky, darlin!
Gregolas March 31, 2017 At 23:52

“A pair of .45’s, baby, opened my eyes,
My temperature started to rise…
She was a long, cool, woman in a black dress….”
Rob Fines April 1, 2017 At 00:13

Hey boys, my eyes are down here!
Rob Fines April 1, 2017 At 00:15

Nice pair!
Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy April 1, 2017 At 00:27

Gams and Guns twice the fun.
Alex Waits April 1, 2017 At 00:29

“Booth babes” circa 1927
GaPharmD April 1, 2017 At 01:10

“Ma’am, can I interest you in a inside the waistband carry?”
nick m April 1, 2017 At 02:03

OK

next I need a volunteer from the audience…
Soccerchainsaw April 1, 2017 At 07:16

Hollywood’s weird and exotic take on the Annie Oakley Story…
Skrobie April 1, 2017 At 08:13

“Gentlemen up on the stage is Lucy-Sue she is single, She caught her husband short stroking his shotgun and had enough.”

or

“With guns like that who needs an ass”
Chip in Florida April 1, 2017 At 11:52

Don’t these picture games usually involve a gun? I don’t see any and I have been staring at those legs for twenty minutes now trying to find some.
Wild Thing April 1, 2017 At 18:01

…did I kiss any cowboys, did I shoot out any lights? Jose Cuervo was a friend of mine…
navillus April 2, 2017 At 19:14

After practicing for a good half hour, the new blonde deputy learned to yell “Reach for the sky!” without raising her own hands.