Last week’s winner was Ed. This week’s winner will receive a bottle of Advance Warrior Solutions Dirty Bore Gun Cleaner. Just enter your caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
Last week’s winner was Ed. This week’s winner will receive a bottle of Advance Warrior Solutions Dirty Bore Gun Cleaner. Just enter your caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
Dinner is ready and is getting cold, hurry up.
Winner!
Hang on a sec, my Tweet is going viral.
WHEN YOU OPERATE BUT BAE SENDS DAT A$$
Download authorization app to operate?
WTF, Q? That Fireclean you issued actually ate the bore of my carbine?
If my god damn uber makes one more wrong turn….
order the wine, I’ll be there in 20
#gunselfie #rangelife #steelwaiting #III% #rangeday
****ing Bluetooth won’t pair up with my rifle!
Let me take a selfie.
No home button? WTF!
Damn, Logan Lucky is certified rotten.
Damn smart gun apps…theres always an update at the worst time.
Another 2 minutes and my ammo is half price.
And people laughed when I went armed to stand in line for this thing.
Whait they make this thing in 45 Auto? Dammit, Q!
“…milk, bread and eggs…”
(Checking earlier TTAG comment on iPhone while holding MSR)
“FLAME DELETED”?
I’ll show *you* “FLAME DELETED”!
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Tinder match, I hope she is 2A friendly.
Tenth floor , third window from the right. When that sniper pops up again I’ve got him.
well done.
Is that anti-gun Craig with good trigger finger discipline ??? I’m shocked .
Message from M:
“No, you can’t have your Beretta back”
Let’s see how the snowflakes at Baguette et Chocolat react to a UMP.
Sweet just ordered my Maxim50! Oh wait shit!!! Illegal in Britain.
I wonder if it is legal. Lots of guns have suppressors attached in the UK
“a clean hit, a dramatic plummet from the balcony and a resounding splat in front of a moving bus. and i forgot to format the sd card.”
Uh oh, Money Penny found those photos of Pussy Galore on my old phone.
No no Money Penny! Pussy Galore is just a friend…
“What kind of pizza topping am I? *tap tap tap* Of course…anchovies. Glad we cleared that up, Facebook. Cheers!”
“this dvorak trigger app has made killing cerebral again.”
Damn it! The fingerprint reader worked yesterday.
Ooooh, that’s a nice offer, too bad I’m on my way to kill the contractor.
Left, left, left……left, left…
I’m going to continue the mission
But first let me take a selfie.
how the hell do I reload this damn thing…… thank God for YouTube
Haha–gets my vote.
Hold on, right here it says TTAG only gave this gun 4 stars. Who does Q think he is sending me out with a 4 star gun?
Q, What do you mean you are out of AP incendiary .45 ACP rounds?
“Comments fixed by Thursday,” they said. Time to have that conversation.
Hey, look at me! I’m anti-gun AND I’m showing good finger discipline.
Hold on a moment while I tweet some career ending anti-gun drivel.
While holding down the “Alt” key, simultaneously press the “f”, “I”, “r”, and “e” buttons to release the safety
What the hell? H&K won’t deliver the kit I specced for that little side job in Israel!
Shit. You texted me the wrong address!
“Facebook friend request from George Lazenby? Who the f*ck is George Lazenby?”
“Oh snap…Dan must have finally ran out of Star Trek photos…”
It took me this long to get here and “I’m still half cocked”, but ready to shoot.
Oh good, the Beretta sold on gunbroker!
When you operate but Bae sends dat a**
“this one’s got teet tris.”
“you have found the scarab of ra. this item has no use.”
“some of these comments are unnecessary. this is my every day carry.”
“it shouldn’t be this difficult to get a cake baked…”
“i hate lincoln towing…”
Q, why are there adds on my tracking point app?
*Checks Chase mobile app*
The mags for this UMP were HOW MUCH?!?!
Where the bloody ‘ell is the red dot app?
Hmmm, Shannon says this is a gun free zone.
“Dammit! Stupid auto play videos, I thought they fixed that!”
I am still in a contract for this phone and they are coming out with the iPhones 8, 8+, and the X all at the same time? I’m going to need a bigger magazine.
Damn Freedom Munitions is out of .45ACP Again.
007: ready 4 nxt job
HQ: elimin8 SPECTER boss
007: k, omw 2 Soros
Goddammit Siri, helicopter! HEL-I-COP-TER!
What do you mean my rifle is pointed at you, who is this?
nice.
OK. I got the magazine in….what next?
iPhone 10, now with carbine security.
Siri, what does the R in “SPORTS” stand for again?
The target is Usuk Ihaychoo? Who the hell is…oh M, you clever bitch.
Magpul is making HK gear???
Where’s that Futurama meme?
Huh, Q was right. Internet says there isn’t a British made firearm worth a damn since the SMLE. No wonder I’m always using these Kraut guns.
What do you mean I can’t use this rifle here unless it’s got a bullet button?! C’mon M!
Now where is that complete field strip and clean YouTube video?
Connery had Pussy Galore and I get stuck with Jams Galore…
Where is that bad guy app…
If I have to enter my username and email one mo’ ‘gain just to comment on a TTAG article I swear…..
Moneypenny, you have to stop sexting me at work!
Rifle, check.
Three piece suit, check.
Castle in the background, check.
#greatestdickpicever
Damnit Sean, you had your turn now let me do it my way!
“I thought I was supposed to be carrying a PPK”
“Bitch, I said i want my Purple Drank shaken, not stirred!”
Bring home the scraps for the dog!
Loading….
Now where is that ballistic app?
YES Mom! I put on clean underwear this morning GEEZ!!!
I hope Shannon Watts likes this selfie.
Let’s see, what are they telling me now? “Keep your finger outside that trigger guard, Dan, or you’ll show up in every gun mag on the planet tomorrow as the gun-totting fraud they already suspect you are!”
“It says ‘Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction’. What’s a safe direction in this job?”
Sir Roger died! Hmm, that should move me up to 4th best.
OK, this week its a pistol, and I CAN’T shoulder it.
Google “Can a British citizen legally possess this gun?” DAMN, foiled again!
Took care of the “flue shot”, put a round in the chimney!
If I was Sean Connery I’d be smarter then this phone, and have a nice little PPK in my vest pocket!
Siri: Ok from now on I’ll call you Daddy Pew Pew!
Does this tie make me look fat?
I think the pocket handkerchief may be too much for this selfie.
Text from Moneypenny- “James, my period is three weeks late. You need to contact me ASAP!”
007- “New phone, who dis?”
So THAT’S what a safety is! Now what do I do?
Don’t forget the milk, bacon, butter and bread. Oh yes, you can get some Perrier if you wish. luv.
“What would Jack Bauer do? Probably call Chloe…”
PPK is for wimps
All right! I just won a bottle of Dirty Bore Gun Cleaner! I’m going to need it!
VibraBrrrrrrr….don’t forget the bread, beer, and a bottle of dirty bore. And hurry. Luv ya, Bae
Leave the Gun,take the cannoli
Yeah, I’m a hypocritical bad ass, making money off of the tools I condemn.
Damn that Q, I can’t remember if this shoots bullets and the gun takes calls or vice versa.
Via text:
M- “this is the location Bond.”
Bond- “where the white women at?”
Bullets….. right there on my shopping list. How did I miss that?!!!!
Good, my live stream is making a killing… Speaking of which where did that henchman go?
Seventeen tweets from America’s President about NFL football!
When will those silly Americans stop obsessing about their sports and start handling real problems around the world?
That’s a bit forward MoneyPenny don’t you think?
Strip and show me how dirty yours is.
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