Incoming! This week’s prize for the most creative among you is a package of Guns & Oil Brewing Co. gear. That’s right, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll take home a G&O t-shirt and a couple of can koozies. Photo of the gear after the jump . . .
“Let’s lob all out beers over to the Jerries, and ask them if they wanna PARTY!”
“They bring the potatoes and sauerkraut!”
What’s the elevation adjustment for a 5000 yard shot with this thing?
But first, they need a DICKENS’ CIDER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo
I got that yesterday. Laughed me arse off!!!
READY< AIM< FIRE! It is the IRS, and I can see the slime coming out ot the exit ports….
I’ve never seen a telescope like this. I wonder what this lever does? Uh oh…
“So… tell me again why our foxhole is literally the shape of a target?”
Lewis, where did you get that cool gun?
Beautiful – wonder how many of the armed intelligentsia also recognized it. Does that look like the 47-round drum?
And in case you haven’t seen one in action, here is a video for your entertainment:
http://www.vincelewis.net/lewisgun.html
Ivory Tower Suppression Techniques – pioneered by the 14th Ferozepore Sikhs , 1915
Soldier#1 – “I wish this thing had a red dot on it” [struggled for sight picture]
Soldier#2- “Your mom has a red dot on it” [laughs maniacally]
Soldier#3- “good one, bro” [runs for cover]
I heard if you shoot down a Messerschmitt you get a free P-22!
After seeing how this crew did the elevation part, the other men from the nearby platoons weren’t sticking around to see how “traverse” went…
It took a lot to bring down Gunga Din.
At this elevation the rounds should land somewhere between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, right?
I thought they were getting rid of those dang Warthogs.
“Pull”
Winner!
When the second PETA drone flew overhead we were ready.
PULL!!!!
“Damn! He’s dropped behind that sand dune…”
“Dude… hold my beer and watch this”
“Hey, Achmed, what do those guys know that we don’t?”
Duck Dynasty: The Early Years
“We’d be screwed if we were in Conneticut right now”
Godzilla is coming. Take a junk shot.
Winnah winnah cheekahn dinnah!
I am getting in the trench those gunners never hit any aircraft yet!
These NSA, FBI, DHS, TSA………. DRONES ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I said LOOK at the Big Dipper, not turn it into a colander.
Sometimes Stuka season starts before you get the blind set up.
“Watch this shit.”
“We’re all going to Gary’s later to watch ‘The Walking Dead.’ You should totally come.”
“Yeah, Sarge, I’m on it. It says Air Force One.”
This is NOT the Ottoman I ordered with the couch!
Damn you Flappy Bird
Coming up next on Mythbusters WW1 edition….
Duck and cover! Cletus T. Gupta is firing off his home-brew fireworks again!
Boy, the holdover for a circling buzzard is hell!
“Of course you can buy one when you get home. You’ll always be able to.”
Primitive telescopic sights were first used in Afghanistan to shoot at the sun.
“Why the hell are they making me stand out here trying to shoot down an airplane with this thing while everyone runs for the bunkers???”
When ” The Lollipop Guild” got serious about the flying monkeys…..
LMAO
Predator Drone hunting out at the Gun range.
See? He was right, THERE are the droids we’re looking for!
Oh shit, looks like the Buddha got reincarnated as a F-22 Raptor this time… and he’s pissed.
The first known time anyone said the phrase “hold my beer and watch this”
lacking firearms but not spirit men of the 1st Indian expeditionary force tried a courageous bluff with a sewer pipe on an improvised stand. the brave gun crew were buried where they fell.
To cut down on the celebratory firing of weapons, Col. Akbar ordered that all machine guns be permanently attached to the ground. I guess this’ll show him.
How many people does it take to man a pakistani anti-aircraft battery? 4…One to aim, one to spot, and two to yell out “pew pew pew” as loud as they can.
Get a bead on the head goose, he’s headed right towards Chesly Sullenberger’s plane!
Dumbo’s magic feather will soon be ours!
This will teach Santa not to leave me coal.
Due to the Obama administration’s military cuts, Biden demonstrates America’s new defense system – firing two shotgun blasts in the air.
Damn these Texas mosquitos!
Sanjay: “You have hit the Zeppelin, well and truly!”
Rajiv : “Oh, the turbanity!”
Good one!
“We’re having vulture for dinner tonight boys!”
Run to the bunker or….. Man the gun….. Run to the bunker or …… Man the gun…… This gun is S!@#!#T
RUN TO THE BUNKER!!!
Oh, that’s kind; they’ve painted bulls-eyes on the fuselage for us.
Babylon Redux.
If we put enough holes in the sky do you think it will rain?
Ninety-nine bottles of beer in the stall, Ninety-nine bottles of beer
Shoot one down
pass me a round
Ninety-eight bottles of beer in the stall.
“Hey guys, watch this!”
Origin of the D.O.T. road crew, “Three Guys Watching, One Guy Doing the Work,” tradition.
Angry@Birds
“E-N-O-L-A G-A-Y” What does that even mea——
“I’ve had enough of this motha******* sun in this motha******* desert!”
Hit the deck!! Sanji’s on the trigger!!
http://i.imgur.com/WNlCPKY.jpg
Pakistans current anti-air capability.
“Am I doing this right?”
“Nah, nah, a little more to the left.”
*muffled laughter*
“How bout now?”
“Liiitle more…” *more snickering*
“Now?”
“Yeah, let ‘er rip!”
*BOOM!*
“..hey what are these coordinates? What am I aiming at?”
“Rookie, you just took out Joe Biden’s Firebird.”
ITS A FLYING PIG SHOOT IT DOWN SHOOT IT DOWN !!!
Damn Aladdin and that flying carpet!
“Are you sure it isn’t one of ours?”
“I dunno. Just shoot’em all down and sort’em out on the ground.”
The grappling cannon is assembled! As soon as the next plane flies over we’ll be out of this quick sand!
Huzzah!!
*waits……..
“F–k you, Jerry!”
I sure hope that Despot Mutual insurance is good, this bitch broke the last guys shoulder.
Remind me again … Do I shoot at the planes with the bulls-eyes or the crosshairs?
Duck…duck…GOOSE!
Defecate on my car will you? This will show’em!
This only works if said in the voice of Apu from “The Simpsons” but here goes…
“Oh, to the loving arms of Vishnu! I do oh so love the on-the-job training the Brits are giving us for the day when we can kick their imperialist asses the hell out of our country!”
da plane da plane
“Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, whatever it is, it’s dead.”
Look it’s a bird, it’s a plane …
Dinners on me boys.
“We have a red sleigh down! I say again, we have a red sleigh down!”
But mama, that’s where the fun is!
if is water cooled do I get a slurpy with it?
“Pigeon. It’s what’s for for dinner.”
The men had exhausted their rations and whenever a bird flew over they were ready.
“Look! It’s the “E” that got away from Dear Leader!”
“Waste it!”
“Few sports fans appreciate the bloody first days of the t-Shirt cannon.”
“I swear I’m gonna ring a longer steel shot than Jerry Miculek if it kills me!”
“It’s wabbit season.”
“No, it’s DUCK season!”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Watch out ! it’s that BIG BIRD again, his Sh-t is bad stuff!
For want of an umbrella, a pair of sun glasses, or a slightly cloudy day, then I could actually identify the target! drmrs 3/9/2014
What are those 4 rules everyone keeps telling me about?
“Damn pigeons!”
Another good turnout, but Dfens takes it with his t-shirt cannon crack. Congrats.
“Damned Angry Birds”
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