Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Gunsite Academy 2018 Calendar

October 13, 2017

Last week’s winning entry was submitted by Stokeslawyer. This week’s winner will win a 2018 calendar courtesy of Gunsite Academy. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.

101 COMMENTS

CLarson October 13, 2017 At 18:08

Time to turn down our hearing aides.
- uncommon_sense October 13, 2017 At 18:35
  
  Oh, that has to be a front runner!
spacedredd October 13, 2017 At 18:08

I nail them… You shoot up their Suburbans…
BLAMMO October 13, 2017 At 18:09

We’re dressed to kill. So, let’s.
TexTed October 13, 2017 At 18:09

Not an entry, just a statement: R.E.D. was awesome and Helen Mirren was a total badass in it. That is all.
- Lost Down South October 13, 2017 At 18:22
  
  Watch some clips of her from The Queen. Quite a difference.
  - No one of consequence October 13, 2017 At 18:58
    
    An incredibly versatile and talented actress.
    - Geoff PR October 14, 2017 At 01:13
      
      Here she is with that .50 :
      
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiMNb99KaYk
- uncommon_sense October 13, 2017 At 18:36
  
  I second the comment that R.E.D. was fantastic — definitely in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
- M1Lou October 13, 2017 At 20:23
  
  I watched her as a teen in Excalibur, quite a few times.
  - jwm October 13, 2017 At 22:12
    
    Caligula.
C Otto October 13, 2017 At 18:12

It’s not what your shooting, it’s how you shoot it
AaronW October 13, 2017 At 18:13

The welcoming committee for Harvey Weinstein
Gov. William J Le Petomane October 13, 2017 At 18:17

I AM GETTING THE PIG!
- MiniMe October 13, 2017 At 18:35
  
  LOL!
- uncommon_sense October 13, 2017 At 18:37
  
  Now, that is a front runner since it has a double meaning: one meaning if you know the movie and a second generic meaning (referring to police).
  - Gov. William J Le Petomane October 13, 2017 At 19:53
    
    Best part of the whole movie IMHO is Marvin’s EDC.
  - Gov. William J Le Petomane October 13, 2017 At 20:00
    
    For those who don’t know about the pig or Marvin’s EDC;
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0fjcp0aEKA
srirachapocalypse October 13, 2017 At 18:18

Helen Mirren and the Ma Duece: both sexy broads in their old age.
Mr.Savage October 13, 2017 At 18:19

told you Hillary was in Vegas with a belt fed rifle…..
Ing October 13, 2017 At 18:23

Two weeks ago, at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas…
(Yes, I know, too soon.)
JB1000 October 13, 2017 At 18:29

She’s British, shouldn’t it be a Bren?
Rusty Chains October 13, 2017 At 18:31

Quit messing with that 50 cal, and help me get the bullets in my hair dryer!
- joetast October 14, 2017 At 11:15
  
  This gotta be sa islander win
Gregolas October 13, 2017 At 18:34

“Before I commit to buying, can I shoot it around the block first?”
Bruce Monro October 13, 2017 At 18:39

Remember your sight picture!!!
Senior Gun Owner 1950 October 13, 2017 At 18:49

No Nancy. It’s Not California compliant. It’s Holleywood .50 cal. hypocritical.
JasonM October 13, 2017 At 18:50

Calvin the Hollywood firearms advisor wept with pride, as, for the first time in movie history, an actor held a gun without fingering the trigger.
No one of consequence October 13, 2017 At 18:56

Pity we couldn’t get a bump stock for it … It’d be even more dangerouser that way.
- Sowegadoc October 14, 2017 At 08:21
  
  Bump that!
Andrew Lias October 13, 2017 At 18:57

We totally stole the “securing a massive piece of ordinance to the floor with a Hilti” thing from Die Hard.
GadZoookz October 13, 2017 At 19:08

I’m really an anti-gun person. Except when I’m paid not to be.
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/72038.jpg
Scot October 13, 2017 At 19:13

You bag’m. I’ll tag’m.
NYC2AZ October 13, 2017 At 19:38

“I remember the Secret Service being tougher.”
Colt Magnum October 13, 2017 At 19:41

Hmmm, is John Malkovich getting ready to build something? He’s holding a Hilti powder-actuated tool. They’re for shooting pins into concrete or steel. He’s inserting the 10 round powder charges.The pins are inserted into the nose piece. It only fires one pin, then you cock it,. which advances the clip. Load another pin, then fire. Hollywood must think we’re idiots.
- jwm October 13, 2017 At 20:19
  
  Um, he anchored the m2 to the garage floor so it wouldn’t slide all over the smooth concrete.
  - John in AK October 14, 2017 At 00:29
    
    As your penance, you must say ten ‘Hail Marys’ and go rent or buy the film ‘RED.’ Watch it several times, then report back to us with a short plot summary and a commentary stating how much you enjoyed the parking-garage scene.
    
    For extra credit, watch ‘Die Hard’ until the ‘terrorists’ attach the anti-tank rocket mounting to the floor of the building with a power driver. Explain, in 100 words or less, just how cool an original Steyr AUG looks.
    
    All will then be forgiven.
LGB October 13, 2017 At 19:45

Yep, I’m a libtard gun control hypocrite. I will tell you can’t have them and will use guns when it makes more money for me and my friends.
JDH October 13, 2017 At 19:58

This should stop those rapey Muslims in London.
Christopher Erickson October 13, 2017 At 20:42

For both Helen And Jon:

Um….is thing on?…
AlanInFL October 13, 2017 At 21:02

Your choice: FMJ or tracers?
Bcb October 13, 2017 At 21:13

What’s that Marvin dear … oh yes I do agree this would be much more fun with a silencer.
jon majors October 13, 2017 At 21:29

I’m going to nail her.
Scott C. October 13, 2017 At 21:36

Stares at two of the sexiest women of their age….. Still shoots blanks
Alan Esworthy October 13, 2017 At 21:37

Careful, now. You shouldn’t drop a deuce in the garage.
skiff October 13, 2017 At 21:40

Meet Ms. Ma Deuce and a half!
^Sammy October 13, 2017 At 21:42

I’ll take this one. You always say men are better with tools than women.
Chip in Florida October 13, 2017 At 21:47

Jon, you always get me the best presents.
Steve October 13, 2017 At 22:05

Sometimes size DOES matter.
Randbo October 13, 2017 At 23:01

Darling, as soon as I’m finished with the paparazzi, you can do my nails.
Me October 13, 2017 At 23:03

Where’s the pic/comment that won last week?
NikonKidF3 October 13, 2017 At 23:12

Say hello to my little friend…
Kevin VanDyke October 13, 2017 At 23:43

“Oh yeah” I remember Harvey Weinstein!
maxwell97 October 14, 2017 At 00:15

Let’s see those damned commie protesters ruin date night THIS time!
Huntmaster October 14, 2017 At 02:35

That’s not a gun. THIS… is a gun!!
TStew October 14, 2017 At 02:59

For some reason, John, this reminds me of a wild night spent with Sidney Portier back in the 70’s…
Weskyvet October 14, 2017 At 06:01

We’ll show those damn Aldean fans!!
Breaker19 October 14, 2017 At 08:33

Go ahead Fluffy, I dare you to leave a deuce on the lawn!
TomD in CO October 14, 2017 At 08:56

No more big-gun envy for her.
Laddie F. Rychlik October 14, 2017 At 09:12

THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN A WOMAN WITH A BELT FED WEAPON!
- Scoutino October 15, 2017 At 20:17
  
  Really?
  http://cdn0.thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/courtesy-cariboobrewing.com_.jpg
Parnell October 14, 2017 At 09:17

If Harvey Weinstein thinks i’m an easy lay, he’s in for a big surprise.
Steve Kille October 14, 2017 At 09:51

“This is how we Hollywood gun control advocates make our money!”
Ed B October 14, 2017 At 10:13

Damn, how many more campaign staffers does Hillary want us to take out?
Adrian Saunders October 14, 2017 At 10:16

She thinks she’s going to park in my spot again!? Oh, hell no!!
terry w maki October 14, 2017 At 11:00

Ready or not – here I come!
Mike October 14, 2017 At 11:50

One more bottle and you win the stuffed doggy!
PJ Cook October 14, 2017 At 12:17

“John, this IS the most fun you can have with your clothes on…wanna go next?”
Tim Westby October 14, 2017 At 12:26

Hold your fire, lemme set my watch to semi-automatic …
Jim October 14, 2017 At 12:29

Yes ma’am, both are considered “automatic” weapons in hollywood.
Tim Buck 2 October 14, 2017 At 13:15

These are inDEED bump stock cufflinks!
TRUBRIT October 14, 2017 At 14:05

A little more to the left Feinstein……..then I will show you what ‘full auto’ really means…..
tgrit October 14, 2017 At 15:27

“Are you sure this is good enough to get that gopher in my swiss chard”, M. Stuart
retrocon October 14, 2017 At 15:33

“Hi, Harvery. You remember nailing me? Well, I’d like you to meet my little friend.”
Chiefton October 14, 2017 At 15:51

“This is a perfect example of why we need stronger gun control. If we don’t, folks will be carrying this concealed and we couldn’t stop them.” Nancy Pelosi on gun control.
American Patriot October 14, 2017 At 16:15

Remember when Taco Bell said “Run for the Boarder” well watch this…..
Sophomoric Slut October 14, 2017 At 16:30

I will DEFINITELY need a bigger IWB holster to get this mother on the campus!
Robbyg October 14, 2017 At 16:31

I think I grabbed the heat gun by mistake!
Gordon Couch October 14, 2017 At 16:56

16d to pair with Ma Deuce, or 20d?
Mrahs October 14, 2017 At 17:18

Yes dear, even at our age_size DOES_ matter!.
Jake Lebo October 14, 2017 At 18:03

“You look riveting with that ma deuce my dear”
Peter Maver October 14, 2017 At 18:08

Has anyone done a calendar showing actors using guns with their anti gun statements underneath, I mean live by the gun and die by the gun?
Chris October 14, 2017 At 18:20

Size matters.
Charles October 14, 2017 At 21:05

“What do you mean only a ten-round magazine???”
Ed Deal October 14, 2017 At 21:52

“I think we are going to need a bigger gun”….Not!!
charles f schultz October 14, 2017 At 22:07

You can look, but guns are bigger than yours.
Jose October 14, 2017 At 23:11

This is the last time the valet scratches our Rolls!
Wzrd October 14, 2017 At 23:50

I can’t get my gun to fire! You know how to work a Hilti?!
Scott October 15, 2017 At 08:27

Go…I dare you to grope!
Scott October 15, 2017 At 08:29

Go on…I dare you to grope!!
Scott October 15, 2017 At 08:32

Go on…try And grope!
Groveton October 15, 2017 At 08:45

At my age I only shoot blanks
Inidaho October 15, 2017 At 10:41

Is that a banana in your pocket or are just glad to see me?
David Skopec October 15, 2017 At 11:17

You think white will show powder burns! Dear you look good in any color!!
Matt Wright October 15, 2017 At 12:12

I said, “you’re not on the guest list”!
Terry W October 15, 2017 At 21:56

Keep the ammo coming Charles…need some armor piercing please.
Groveton October 16, 2017 At 08:18

Malkovich…John Malkovich.
Neal October 16, 2017 At 11:03

You drill ’em, or I will
BWR October 17, 2017 At 01:44

Mirren – Bother! They’re just standing still as statues. Where’s the sport in that?

Malkovich – Don’t worry, I’ve been dying to try out these new Orange Crush incendiaries since I heard Minute Maid got into the gun business. They’ll all be dancing about for you in a second.
handejector October 17, 2017 At 21:35

I’ll teach that insurance company not to drop estrogen from my coverage!
Warren Michelsen October 24, 2017 At 12:39

“That mouse will rue the day he set foot in MY office.”