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  11. “Hey Greedo, why don’t you drop the gun…wait, is that a Sig 320? On second thought, keep it pointed at me.”

  19. “Well, if you don’t have the cash, Jabba’s got a metal bikini fetish. Interested?”

  20. Four-ears? FOUR-EARS!? I swore I’d kill the next stinkin’ human to call me “four-ears”.

  22. “Han, you charlatan. Phrenology was discredited a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.”

  24. “I’m not gonna tell you again RF, if you publish one more story on the P320 debacle, it’ll be your face, you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin’, Nerf-herder!”

  27. Get that blaster out of my face, and no, I’m not Peter Quill. I don’t care if he was doing the mating dance with your hot green sister. Go look for the guy with the scruffy beard, not my fault you can’t tell one human from another!

  28. You’re giving away a purse as prize?

    I’m so out of here. See you next contest. Unless you’re giving out matching hi heels.

    And how many weeks will it take to fix this site?

  35. “Where’s the old geezer when I need him to wave his hand in front of this jerk and tell him I am not the smuggler he is looking for?”

  42. I guess you never saw Raider’s of the Lost Arc with the scene with the idiot with a sword. It didn’t go well for him or for you!!

  48. “Look Greedo, I’m sorry about what Chewy did to your dog….you can keep all the puppies.”

  52. To combat crime, Mos Eisley needs more gun laws to keep weapons out of the hands of people of color.

  53. I’m sorry to tell you sir, but your future son will be a whiny little fag, so to save the Galaxy from having to listen to his whiny ass, I’m gonna need to ask for your testicles.

    Please, hand them over.

    It’s best you take my advice, otherwise I’ll have to shoot you and if I don’t, your son will finish you when he has a temper tantrum.

  54. “Gaff had been there, and let her live. Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Tyrell had told me Greedo was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together… Who does?”

  55. “No, really, Mr. Solo, the last man to fire this U.N.C.L.E. pistol was also named Solo ! Wanna buy it ?”

  62. Hello. My name is Greedo Jr.. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  69. “That blaster doesnt phase me Greedo”
    *Damn. Wrong sci fi”
    “Ummm… i need to get out of here. Wheres the nearest Stargate?”
    *Damn!*

  70. “I’m not ‘illegal,’ I am ‘UNDOCUMENTED’! Hashtag, GreenLivesMatter, white boy!”

  72. To be, or not to be, that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous producers,
    Or to take Arms against a Sea of bounty hunters,
    And by shooting first end them:

  75. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men…”

    Or

    “Live long and prosper, motherfucker.”

  78. Stay out of Los Angeles, they said. You’ll get robbed by an illegal alien, they’re the only ones with guns, they said. Did I listen? No!

  79. I finally got the drop on you. Now, leave your gun in your holster, sit down and keep your strong hand under the table. I’m wanna taunt you some before getting paid!

  82. Say what again! I dare you… i double dare you motherf<cker!!!! Say what one more godd@mn time!!!

  84. Greedo- “Jabba the Hutt says you drop your cargo too quickly, Han.”

    Han- “Yeah? Well, your Mom never complained!”

  90. No, I did not insult your family tree. It’s just that ham and cabbage does not mix well with egg salad and I love both.

  92. What gives? I thought George changed that blaster to a Walkie-talkie for the special edition?

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