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Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a JP Enterprises GoGun Supercomp

January 16, 2015

Enter the best caption for this pic by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a JP Enterprises GoGun Supercomp for .223 and 5.56. This item was purchased new and tested in Jeremy’s 5.56 Muzzle Device Shootout.

91 COMMENTS

Ebenezer Bowman January 16, 2015 At 18:04

Alright Carlos, if you make this shot, your MOS will officially be 03-TheMan!
Sammy January 16, 2015 At 18:04

Ro, rand ru ra reft.
- S.CROCK January 16, 2015 At 18:25
  
  Win ^
  - Avid Reader January 16, 2015 At 18:31
    
    Yes-FTW!
  - 80 D January 16, 2015 At 21:25
    
    Translation please…damn cold meds cloud thinking.
    - Matt Black January 16, 2015 At 23:07
      
      ‘Low and to the left’ Scooby Doo is his spotter
    - 80 D January 19, 2015 At 10:02
      
      Ah, thanks. Yep, good one!
Summer January 16, 2015 At 18:07

Gun comes with Dog attachment. Limited time only.
Al January 16, 2015 At 18:09

OK boy, fetch the Nazi! Fetch the Nazi!
blahpony January 16, 2015 At 18:12

What’s that, Lassie? Tommy’s in the well again?
Pieslapper January 16, 2015 At 18:13

Duck hunting with a Thompson
Daniel Silverman January 16, 2015 At 18:14

Yeah that’s the SOB that called me a viscous breed!
Fuque January 16, 2015 At 18:16

Lets see …100 yard hold over, I should be able to sink that german ship…You up to retrieving that thing??
mike oregon January 16, 2015 At 18:17

Rex learns where meat came from, and it made him love his master more
Swarf January 16, 2015 At 18:18

While not a shark with a frikkin’
laser, as low bidder, Tommy gun with frikkin’ German Shepard won the military contract.
Adam January 16, 2015 At 18:19

“I have no idea what I’m doing.”
AW1Ed January 16, 2015 At 18:19

“OK Boss. You shoot ’em and I get to eat ’em, deal?”
Gregolas January 16, 2015 At 18:24

Dog laughs as he imagines the impending effect of recoil on Swabbe’s face.
Who says German Shepherds don’t have a sense of humor?
- Youzernayme January 16, 2015 At 18:30
  
  I hoped someone would point it out. I’ve never had the pleasure of shooting a Thompson, but that don’t look right.
- T-Bob January 16, 2015 At 18:48
  
  The poor dog is about to get blitzed with piping hot spent .45 cases being ejected in his direction as well.
  - Bob January 16, 2015 At 19:29
    
    Dog is OK ejection is to the right. He might get muzzle blast if full auto is used.
- jwm January 16, 2015 At 19:43
  
  Recoil on a tommy gun isn’t too bad. It’s roughly 11 pounds with a low pressure pistol round. I could hold one when I was 10 and put most of the rounds where they belong.
  
  Muzzle climb is another matter. with both his hands behind the drum like that he’s likely to be shooting near straight up after the first couple of rounds out. I don’t know how much effect that compensator will have on the equation. My experience was with the old m1 version. Plain muzzle with stick mags.
Wielsucker (@Wielsucker) January 16, 2015 At 18:26

Ja ja, zat is the one. Joo promise I go America und meet Lassie after this job, ja?
CCDWGuy January 16, 2015 At 18:27

Would you quit making so much noise, they are going to find us and while they will take you prisoner, I’ll be dinner.
Youzernayme January 16, 2015 At 18:28

Tacti-Collie
or
Pooch-a-tinny rail
or
Forward Grrrrrr-ip
HiddenHills January 16, 2015 At 18:30

Rin Tin Baang !
MurrDog January 16, 2015 At 18:39

Putting old yeller down, after he joined a street gang.
Another Robert January 16, 2015 At 18:39

Man’s best friend–and an inanimate runner-up…
Bob Toner January 16, 2015 At 18:51

“Well that’s why you ain’t hittin anything – You’re out at two thousand yards with a Thompson, and your spotter is color-blind.”
DickG January 16, 2015 At 19:01

“Ya know, Hanz? It might be a good idea to keep your head down a bit!
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Gunr January 16, 2015 At 19:03

Quit twitching your ears so much Rex, your gonna give us away!
jim January 16, 2015 At 19:04

Hey Rin Tin Tin want to bet I can take down all four deer
OldDog January 16, 2015 At 19:08

“Swearsies Boss, I smell Sake breath!”
wastatres January 16, 2015 At 19:12

Two hand grip won’t be sufficient to catch the recoil! You gotta use your “head”!
aaronw January 16, 2015 At 19:21

Even with a Thompson and a battle dog, this man still ain’t no Jake Holman…
aaronw January 16, 2015 At 19:21

They were quite a couple, but as you can see, only one of them wore the dog tags…
jwm January 16, 2015 At 19:38

Finally, proof that there was indeed a shooter on the grassy knoll. If only William Burke were alive to see this.
Jt January 16, 2015 At 19:56

Under fierce attack by the Japanese, the heroic garrison at Wake Island held out until the very last sailor and dog.
jwm January 16, 2015 At 20:10

Actually, this guy is probably coast gaurd. They did beach patrol with dogs and mostly sidearms thru out the war on all the American coasts.
Stinkeye January 16, 2015 At 20:27

No hearing protection? He’s going to end up with Rin Tin Tinnitus.
ghost January 16, 2015 At 20:27

Love the dog. But, it should have been trained to get down. (Probably was, most likely a publicity shot). I worry more about my dog getting hurt than me. Well, ok, the gf too.
D M January 16, 2015 At 20:48

Dog Says: Well Gilligan, your in the Navy, maybe you should give that boat thing a try.
scot January 16, 2015 At 20:54

Fido the 4 pawed spotter. bark once for every 10 meters.
MiketheHopsFarmer January 16, 2015 At 20:57

RinTinTin and his BFF, RinLeadLead.
Thomas W. January 16, 2015 At 21:03

“Is that the cop who shot your brother Rover?”
Former Water Walker January 16, 2015 At 21:27

Well I was going to do a Rin Tin Tin joke but y’all beat me to it. “Go fetch that dead Nazi Rin Tin Tin”…
Edward Kauffman January 16, 2015 At 21:40

Sam was wishing he had an LRP-07 instead of the clunky old Thompson he had been issued.
Glen January 16, 2015 At 22:13

“You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” – Isoroku Yamamoto This quote is attributed to Admiral Yamamoto but, there is some contention as to its truth.
- jwm January 17, 2015 At 09:47
  
  He was wrong. That ain’t a rifle. 🙂
IAB2 January 16, 2015 At 22:35

Roland and the DixieCup Headed Machine Gunner.
- Geoff PR January 17, 2015 At 11:38
  
  Patty Hearst, heard the burst…
MarkP January 16, 2015 At 22:55

Unknown to many, Rin-Tin-Tin was a trained spotter.
IsaacT January 16, 2015 At 23:50

I told that dang Duck Hunt dog if he laughed at me for missing one more time, he’d get replaced. Didn’t say anything about the severance package though!
Paul G January 17, 2015 At 00:08

Yeah, yeah, I know your eyes are better, but this ain’t no sniper rifle either. If we ever get one of those, then I’ll let you do the shooting!
Bruce Gorman January 17, 2015 At 00:50

And once again the U.S Navy wins the best sniper team ghille suit competition for spotters
Kurt H January 17, 2015 At 05:13

“Whaddya say Ol’ Boy. Let’ chase Timmy down that well again????”
- Paul G January 17, 2015 At 05:17
  
  WINNER!!!!!
Joshua January 17, 2015 At 05:33

“Alright boy, get ready for a rrruuff fight!”
Tom January 17, 2015 At 07:14

A member of Uncle Sam’s Confused Group (USCG) on the lookout for Islamist Terrorists. If he finds one he will be court martialed and keel hauled.
Steve January 17, 2015 At 07:28

Pearl Harbor anti aircraft regiment recruiting poster.
Bullfrogmachine January 17, 2015 At 07:37

The German shepherd was an invaluable tool for any combatant engaged in close quarters. Unfortunately the second Bologna convention declared the use of “macho” dogs In Warfare to be “unsuitable for gentlemanly warfare” and limited the militaries of the world to chihuahuas. Needless to say, the idea was quickly shelved in favor of attack cats.
J E January 17, 2015 At 09:00

Oh master! Do it again, do it again! Me like watching the targets fall.
Jay January 17, 2015 At 09:05

Alright, boy… When the drone falls, you fetch it!
DaveinLA January 17, 2015 At 09:24

Rex you only get to chew on the ones I miss.
ScottyV January 17, 2015 At 09:32

Yes Sailor, short round bursts just like I barked you…..
Indiana Tom January 17, 2015 At 09:49

Pleez Sailor, save me from the Japanese Restaurant Chef.
Indiana Tom January 17, 2015 At 09:50

The 2nd Amendment is for Duck Hunting.
Forrestt C. January 17, 2015 At 10:25

After six hours of snipe hunting, John was beginning to think something might be amiss.
R Baum January 17, 2015 At 10:53

After you shoot him can I eat him?
Phil COV January 17, 2015 At 11:14

“He’s cute ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in ‘im. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it’s best to just let ‘im finish.”
Mark Chamberlain January 17, 2015 At 11:49

DROP FIVE ZERO, FOUR ZERO ROUNDS, FIRE FOR EFFECT
BigDinVT January 17, 2015 At 12:58

Careful, Kid, you’ll put your eye out! Ooh, Squirrel! German Shepherds make great companions but lousy range officers.
ArtM January 17, 2015 At 13:02

“Okay, I’ll take the bet. Two Milk Bones if I don’t get him on the first shot.”
- P. Green January 17, 2015 At 20:42
  
  Should’ve bet a whole box of Milk Bones® with that odd hold.
Chadwick P January 17, 2015 At 13:24

“yeah yeah I know boy… But your only half German.”
Zach January 17, 2015 At 13:45

Man’s best friends
Lucas D. January 17, 2015 At 14:22

“I’m gonna ask you one more time, punk: do you prefer Fiddle-Faddle… or Cracker Jack?”
Tom Collins January 17, 2015 At 15:33

Shore Patrol?… I AM the MF’in Shore Patrol!!
protaganis January 17, 2015 At 17:48

“Duck Hunter – Shore Patrol edition” Not as big a seller for the change in dog… But the NES accessory was awesome!
David in NC January 17, 2015 At 18:44

Before Lassie and Timmy, there was Elsa and Tommy.
Paul G January 17, 2015 At 18:50

Rin Tin TIn, meet Rat-a-tat-tat.
- P. Green January 17, 2015 At 20:37
  
  Lol!
Matt Trask January 17, 2015 At 19:35

“Now, shoot the cat.”
cmeat January 17, 2015 At 19:48

that’s it, just the doperman and the rockwilder. leave the poodle bitch for me.
P. Green January 17, 2015 At 20:31

” Sorry Rin … this new right hand, left shoulder hold ain’t working’ out so well … but this issued noggin’ brass catcher is awesome!”
Paul G January 18, 2015 At 01:48

Calm down and stop straining your eyes Rin, I said “there’s some .45 acp”, not there’s some 45 AKC.
matt January 18, 2015 At 03:06

“I ain’t no tailor, but I know what suits me!”
-popeye
- Buffalo Bob January 18, 2015 At 03:22
  
  “Alright boy, if we hide here a while the Marines wont make us do stuff”
matt January 18, 2015 At 06:00

Dear wife,

still in Nam.
P.S. please leave fresh ice tea, cookin with peanut oil hat, and shotgun outside back door….um for phil.. ya he called.. me.

Yours truly
SI
Bilbo Fredericks January 18, 2015 At 09:50

I’ve got the cat in my sights. Waiting for your command, sir.
jwm January 18, 2015 At 20:07

George Lucas is determined to reboot “A Boy and His Dog.”