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Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a LaserMax Genesis Green Laser

January 30, 2015

We first offered LaserMax’s Genesis rechargeable green laser as a caption contest prize a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, that was the weekend we suffered a denial of service attack, so many of you didn’t get the opportunity to vie for the prize. That being the case, we’re offering it again here. Enter the best caption for the above photo by midnight Sunday and that frickin’ laser beam will be yours.

96 COMMENTS

nynemillameetuh January 30, 2015 At 18:05

Mrs. Jonathan Quayle Higgins
aaronw January 30, 2015 At 18:10

Based on what I’m seeing, I’d prefer NOT to take a peek behind the curtain.
JohnC January 30, 2015 At 18:17

He knows not to bite the hand that quenches him.
RockThisTown January 30, 2015 At 18:19

Who knew Chico Marx was a cross-dresser, dog lover AND a 2nd Amendment proponent?
adrskew January 30, 2015 At 18:20

The colors Spot, the colors!

Im color blind you idiot.
Brian January 30, 2015 At 18:24

Okay human I got you a drink and here is your sandwich. Hurry up and eat it so we can go hunt….
Fug January 30, 2015 At 18:25

“Have a drink on me, Mrs. Watts”
Mecha75 January 30, 2015 At 18:25

Drinking Buddies
Steve January 30, 2015 At 18:26

I’m just here so I don’t get fined
Vince January 30, 2015 At 18:29

Inspired by Teddy Roosevelt’s recent safari Muriel decides to portray her vision of how the “Great White Hunter” should look.
Vhyrus January 30, 2015 At 18:32

What the hell… dammit, buster! I told you not to backwash!
ShawnK January 30, 2015 At 18:32

Oh God, she is drinking all the Laudanum. She’s going to think I’m a duck again.
- Tom in Oregon January 30, 2015 At 18:36
  
  That’s funny
Daniel in NC January 30, 2015 At 18:32

After our fruitless morning hunt, we stopped for for a bite to eat. Lunch however, took a turn for the worse when I found that my canine companion had emptied the scotch from my flask before I had a turn to drink!
AJ January 30, 2015 At 18:33

Mrs. Hickok45
- Jeremy B. January 30, 2015 At 20:10
  
  Win!
JoeBlow January 30, 2015 At 18:34

“A few more sips on these and neither of us will feel like the ugliest b!tch in the room.”
Tommy Knocker January 30, 2015 At 18:39

Miss Kay, before Phil.
Retired LEO January 30, 2015 At 18:42

Shannon Watts a drunk dogs best friend.

OR

Jack Daniels a dogs best friend
Rob K January 30, 2015 At 18:43

Is this the “deer scent” or my MRE?
Tom W. January 30, 2015 At 18:43

A few more sips of this Duck Dynasty Elixir Mr. Godsey, and we shall obtain our limit. And please Mr. Godsey, no more Pippy Lockstocking references.
JWM January 30, 2015 At 19:03

Wow. Reminds me of Salt Lake City. Whitest dammed place I’ve ever been.
steve underwood January 30, 2015 At 19:10

Remember, you PROMISED to stop laughing at my outfit if I gave you a little snort!!!
Baldwin January 30, 2015 At 19:14

Did that damn dog piss in my flask again????
dh34 January 30, 2015 At 19:16

The guy behind the curtain promised if I drink this potion, everything will be in color…just like it was for Dorothy and stupid little mutt…
Gunr January 30, 2015 At 19:24

Growl at my leggings one more time, and you don’t get to finish the burrito!
Gunr January 30, 2015 At 19:28

I told you to wipe off the mouth of the bottle when your finished!
steve hanna January 30, 2015 At 19:32

Bertha, drunk again on her husband’s bourbon…accidently fed Rover her IPhone
John Doe January 30, 2015 At 19:32

Jolly good show Rover.
Samson January 30, 2015 At 19:36

“When I said, ‘Shot’s up!’ , I didn’t actually mean for you to aim more upward for your shot! I guess I had too much whiskey in my water bowl this morning… On the bright side, it’s not like this is the first competition you lost… now we can celebrate ‘Shot’s up!’ with a little ‘DoggyDown the Hatch!’ “
NoID January 30, 2015 At 19:40

Mags celebrates her victory in the 1st Annual Hunger Games.
NoID January 30, 2015 At 19:45

This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
This is my dog,
Alcohol is fun
Nick Depero January 30, 2015 At 19:47

….the pheasants will still be there tomorrow Max…drink up!
Acentur January 30, 2015 At 19:49

Hmm, this smells like dog-water, not whisky…
Thomas January 30, 2015 At 19:50

Don’t tell Daddy .
Buffalo Bob January 30, 2015 At 19:50

We have never gotten any fowl, and your drunk again!.. all you do is make me chase around that green laser dot all day and giggle until you barf and fall asleep..
JWM January 30, 2015 At 19:55

Mrs. Simo Hayha. The white deaths inspiration.
David January 30, 2015 At 20:07

Who let the dogs out?
Roscoe January 30, 2015 At 20:17

Got milk?
Sabrewolfe January 30, 2015 At 20:24

I’m telling you Rover, if we have to sit like this for a hour to get one of these newfangled “photographs,” we’re damn sure not doing sober. Bottoms up!
Scottlac January 30, 2015 At 20:42

Dog: “Why do they call this ‘hair of the dog?’ It doesn’t taste like dog.”
Mark January 30, 2015 At 20:58

Billy and his mistress in hunting poses.
Jon January 30, 2015 At 21:00

“After an unfortunate hunting accident due to Ms. Watts drinking something stronger than her usual box-wine, Moms Demand Action is founded to expose how dangerous guns are.”
- Jon February 1, 2015 At 14:31
  
  Alternate quote
  
  “Moms Demand Action is founded to expose the dangers of guns after Ms. Watts rifle fired on it’s own, killing her dog. Ms. Watts assures us that the flask, shown in this photo taken prior to the incident, only contained water. ” – Huffington Post
Sven79 January 30, 2015 At 21:03

The creators of Michael Jackson’s white lightening (definitely not white lightning).
Paul53 January 30, 2015 At 21:16

Drink enough white lightning and Sara Palin starts making sense!
Omer Baker January 30, 2015 At 21:17

The daughter of The Waco Kid: “Food will just make me sick.”
Alex January 30, 2015 At 21:17

Ah screw it. I’m drinking my breakfast this morning Fido.
aaronw January 30, 2015 At 21:24

CSGV ten years from now: defunded, drained of color, their membership ranks reduced to an albino mutt and an alcoholic woman.
Lucas D. January 30, 2015 At 21:26

“Rover, I wanna trade back. This stuff doesn’t taste like Lemoncello at all!“
jake January 30, 2015 At 21:34

At least its not the Budweiser horse!
jake January 30, 2015 At 21:37

Next thing you know he’ll be shooting my rifle too
Rick K January 30, 2015 At 21:58

Yeah well your mom is so ugly she has to get dogs drunk just to hang out with her and threaten to shoot ’em if’n they leave.
SteveInCO January 30, 2015 At 22:02

What’s this “Black Gun” thing I keep hearing about?
Paul53 January 30, 2015 At 22:29

The inspiration for The Lincoln Memorial.
Keith Cordova January 30, 2015 At 22:57

That dang fox is just too quick…
JWM January 30, 2015 At 23:00

In the old days we didn’t get plastered. Oh wait, we did……..
mountocean January 30, 2015 At 23:50

The life of single Meryl
with her favorite single barrels
single scotch when life’s a cinch
single-shot when in a pinch
And dog with whom they’re’re no quarrels
Loaded Diaper January 31, 2015 At 00:02

Dogs and Guns are READY FOR HILLARY!
Paul53 January 31, 2015 At 00:08

Will never be shot by Ferguson police. Aw, come on. Too soon? Grow up!
Paul53 January 31, 2015 At 00:31

Sorry, I can’t shoot for 30 minutes after eating.
Almost Esq. January 31, 2015 At 01:13

A drunk dog, exclaimed Sir Thomas Boothby? That dog don’t hunt!
damarius ilion January 31, 2015 At 02:19

Imma drink you under the table…….
Javier January 31, 2015 At 05:08

Pet accessories gone a muck, Now matching outfits for the gun for the dog and the owner.
JD January 31, 2015 At 06:43

A young Miss Watts, having second thoughts before drinking an elixir of immortality. Sadly she did not read the fine print of side effects.
Paul53 January 31, 2015 At 08:29

If I had a green laser I could be hunting instead of posing for Animal Crackers.
DaveinLA January 31, 2015 At 08:51

The original ad copy for “Leggo my Eggo”, regretfully it was shot down by the panty twisters.
JWM January 31, 2015 At 10:18

Mrs. Smith has seen some shite that would scare you white. And she drug the poor mutt into the adventure as well.
Jean MacCallum January 31, 2015 At 12:35

Man’s best friends… a dog and a gun-totin gal who brings her own liquor and chow to the party!
Out_Fang_Thief January 31, 2015 At 12:51

I ‘eally ‘ish sshhee ‘ould let go of ny ‘ongue.
Derrick Pruitt January 31, 2015 At 13:26

NRA calendar shoot circa 1915.
damarius ilion January 31, 2015 At 14:12

After a long time of hit and miss relationships, Abby felt the only person she could trust is Ol’ Kenneth Noisewater…….
M.Del January 31, 2015 At 14:13

“Gun Dogs!”
Michael R. Zupcak January 31, 2015 At 14:45

Dog: “Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
JWM January 31, 2015 At 14:48

Hunting in blizzards was a little tougher. But it kept the fair weather hunters out of the way.
EJ January 31, 2015 At 15:00

After a long day afield, the gun is unloaded, and the hunters get loaded.
Bryan Snyder January 31, 2015 At 18:37

Duke’s great, great, great, great, great grandfather out on his last “walk” into the woods after, again, trying to sell the family’s baked bean recipe…for he last time.
Hippi January 31, 2015 At 20:06

I’ll take a drunk dog with a rifle instead of sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads any day.
NxSW January 31, 2015 At 21:43

Guess we shouldn’t have been quite so close to the chalk factory when we blew it up, hey Rover?
Joe R. January 31, 2015 At 23:22

Well, the negative clearly shows that the 2nd Amendment was only meant for hunting.
Former Water Walker February 1, 2015 At 00:11

That ain’t no gal…that’s OSCAR WILDE!
Steve February 1, 2015 At 01:38

I told you, you only get a nip if I get a fox. I am not referring to Lord Grantham’s retriever either, we have enough “catty bitches” around here already.
Paul53 February 1, 2015 At 04:21

how do we find out who wins?
- Paul53 February 1, 2015 At 04:22
  
  huh?
higgs February 1, 2015 At 09:34

The governments first version of the ATF (Alcohol, Treats, and Firearm) failed due to the unusual uniform the agents were required to wear.
MikeQ February 1, 2015 At 12:33

You take the bread, I’m keeping the wine!
Jon February 1, 2015 At 14:40

“Listen Roscoe: I’m only giving you this bone; one of us needs to be able to drive.”
Jon February 1, 2015 At 14:51

“This box-wine sure is refreshing! Don’t let my husband know about this, and you’ll get another bone when we get home.”
navillus February 1, 2015 At 15:08

Woman- “Once we chug, we’ll both be Ready For Hillary! Right, Fido?” Dog- “I’m going to need a bigger flask.”
Forrestt C. February 1, 2015 At 15:16

A rare photo of L.L. Beans failed “Wedding Attire” line.
(how did you guys get my grandma’s wedding pictures anyways?)
chuck c. February 1, 2015 At 18:26

Here’s that Bloomburger I promised you, baby body.
chuck c. February 1, 2015 At 18:27

Here’s That Bloomburger I promised you, baby boy.
Daniel in NC February 1, 2015 At 20:19

The owner and mascot of Martha’s Vineyard Gun Club.
JWM February 1, 2015 At 21:30

Gator say’s he’ll slap the black off you, Gator ain’t joking.
Mark Lee February 3, 2015 At 09:06

“Billy boy, you enjoy your biscuit, but the hunt will be short today because I must have brought the laundry bleach instead of my morning spirits.”
Jon February 6, 2015 At 13:21

OK, so the contest has been over for about a week now. Is there going to be an announcement about who won the laser?