Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Norma Reloading Manual

February 21, 2014

So I was banging away at the keyboard Wednesday when the big brown truck pulled up and dropped off an unexpected package. In it was a hardback copy of the Norma Reloading Manual, Volume 2. That’s right, it just appeared out of the blue with no note. I have no idea who was kind enough to send it, so I can’t thank them. The only thing I reload are shotgun shells, but from the perspective of a non-precision shooter, it looks very comprehensive. Still, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t benefit from my bewilderment. The best caption for this photo [h/t DrVino] entered in the comments by midnight Sunday gets the book. Ready….go!

Warning: the web site to which the above photo is linked is NSFW.

169 COMMENTS

Nine February 21, 2014 At 18:02

Oscar Mike!
Judson Miers February 21, 2014 At 18:02

Day after Thanksgiving sale? No worries, I’ll clear you a path to the Tickle-Me Elmos…
KeithF February 21, 2014 At 18:03

Contact! Aisle 3! Contact, Aisle 3!!
Timbo February 21, 2014 At 18:03

Budget cuts have hit the Iranian Army pretty hard
- Samuel Leoon Suggs February 22, 2014 At 00:45
  
  That’s funny considering their doctrine of using ATV’s to deploy heavy infantry weapons like anti-material rifles, PKM’s and RPG’s for faster hit and run. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okE2fz_Pef8/S8ryk0dddrI/AAAAAAAACLc/FGq6q6Wlm-E/s1600/4_8901290941_L600.jpg
  
  http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okE2fz_Pef8/S8rykt7el2I/AAAAAAAACLU/PiDaZwWDm-I/s1600/23_8901290824_L600.jpg
Matt February 21, 2014 At 18:05

Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting choco………………….shut up Carl!
PeterK February 21, 2014 At 18:05

Field expedient assault vehicle. Now with 50% more stupid!
Daniel Silverman February 21, 2014 At 18:05

The DOD was testing out their new micro armored vehicle today. Final tests will be performed during the Black Friday sales events to simulate real battle field conditions!
PeterK February 21, 2014 At 18:06

Field expedient assault vehicle. Now with 50% more stupid!
- nemsis February 22, 2014 At 09:35
  
  Obama releases the new Earth friendly carbon neutral Humvee replacment!
LongBeach February 21, 2014 At 18:07

Blackhawk (Let)Down.
James P Barnett Jr February 21, 2014 At 18:09

It is an update of the No. 1 which has been out of print for many years now. No. 2 includes some updated loads. It is worth the price just for the history and back ground. The step by step reloading section is quite through and is a perfect primer for the newcomer. Alas powders are limited to Norma. But they are outstanding powders. It goes without saying that Norma brass and bullets are among the very best. Enjoy the book.
Jeremy Quint February 21, 2014 At 18:10

Shopping for supplies before a southern snowstorm requires only the bravest.
racer88 February 21, 2014 At 18:10

“Clean up in aisle 6.”
Phil February 21, 2014 At 18:16

Budget cuts can’t be that bad. After all, they’re not invading Wal-Marts.
- Wyfaggro February 21, 2014 At 19:02
  
  Wal-Mart people shoot back.
James February 21, 2014 At 18:16

Abraham Lincoln: Shoplifter Hunter
- Gregolas February 22, 2014 At 09:08
  
  Winner!
Matthew February 21, 2014 At 18:17

I’m so operator when I’m operating in operational operations that even my cart is more operationally operator!
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 18:17

The new GI Joes are HUGE!!!
- Liberty2Alpha February 21, 2014 At 18:59
  
  Nice.
- Vhyrus February 21, 2014 At 20:22
  
  I think we have a winner.
- Nigil February 22, 2014 At 15:54
  
  Like.
Phil February 21, 2014 At 18:18

And that’s how you ensure you don’t get the cart with squeaky wheel.
Kevin d. February 21, 2014 At 18:18

Fire team bravo defend aisle 6. Hold until relieved!
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:19

My kid can ride in any damned part of the cart he likes!
Kevin d. February 21, 2014 At 18:19

The Brat Patrol
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:20

“20 or fewer items,” my ass!
RockOnHellChild February 21, 2014 At 18:21

Supermarket Sweep, Afghanistan edition.
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:21

Mop-up on 3; mop-up on 3…
Kevin d. February 21, 2014 At 18:22

10 percent off for survivalists today only.
Phil February 21, 2014 At 18:22

“Infantry? Check. Paper towels? Maybe next time. Milk?”
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 18:22

BOGO?…HALO? I always get them confused
Guy_Buttersnaps February 21, 2014 At 18:22

Damn, these convoys are getting more ridiculous every day!
Ren February 21, 2014 At 18:23

Can’t think of a witty thing to write, but if anyone wonders where that photo was taken, then its Poland.
- Buzzy243 February 21, 2014 At 18:29
  
  I actually was wondering where this was photo was taken, so thanks!
- DrVino February 21, 2014 At 19:44
  
  Careful. That is neither current issue Polish Armed Forces battle dress nor armament. But the shelf talkers are in Polish.
  - Samuel Leoon Suggs February 22, 2014 At 00:48
    
    Polish airsofters considering the variations in uniform.
    - Padawan February 22, 2014 At 01:53
      
      Polish airsofters is indeed correct! And this is like the second time they’ve done this. There are more pictures out there.
      
      Navy SEAL gear on the left and right, Army Ranger gear in the middle.
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:23

When the city inspector specified the need for a fire suppression system, the store owner misunderstood.
- Dennis February 21, 2014 At 18:58
  
  +1
- Keith F February 22, 2014 At 07:38
  
  +1
- Nigil February 22, 2014 At 15:55
  
  Also like.
ready,fire,aim February 21, 2014 At 18:24

Obama’s New 2014 Eco-friendly Hummer …Solyndra’s style only 3.2 million apiece….thank you mister tax payer
Phil February 21, 2014 At 18:24

Never fails. You’re about to check out and you run into somebody you know.
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 18:24

I wish this thing had a cupholder
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:25

AFV with integral roll cage.
Kamin February 21, 2014 At 18:25

Colorado based military personnel have first dibs on the munchies.
RockThisTown February 21, 2014 At 18:25

Finally, the Obama administration begins cracking down on food stamp fraud.
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 18:26

Something called a MINIMI ought to fit in a shopping cart.
John L. February 21, 2014 At 18:27

How do we up armor this thing…?
RockThisTown February 21, 2014 At 18:27

Stand down! Stand down! The blue light special isn’t what you think!
RockThisTown February 21, 2014 At 18:29

We’re putting a stop to wobbly grocery cart wheels if it’s the last thing we do!
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:29

Determined to take full advantage of Blue Moon BOGO, Mr. Harris made suitable allowances for any mace-wielding matrons…
the ruester February 21, 2014 At 18:30

Tier zero operational supply acquisition.
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:31

Damned catheter…
Russ Bixby February 21, 2014 At 18:32

Yes, my out of state cheque is accepted here.
Frank Costanza February 21, 2014 At 18:33

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had. And so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
- Dennis February 21, 2014 At 18:55
  
  Action figure. Just say’in.
Sixpack70 February 21, 2014 At 18:35

After the last shooting at Walmart, I decided I would make sure it never happened to me.
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 18:36

Due to an error in Translation, the Polish Army thought force reduction meant US Troops were now 40% off, and decided to stock up.
PNG February 21, 2014 At 18:37

Arkansans are deadly serious about scoring bread and milk before the snowstorm.
- speedracer5050 February 21, 2014 At 22:03
  
  Damn right we are!! You should see it at the local country store if you think This is bad!!
  - PNG February 21, 2014 At 23:25
    
    Oh, I’ve seen it first hand. Not a pretty sight, but a good thrill!
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 18:38

“Midnight requisition” doesn’t mean what it used to
Pantera Vazquez February 21, 2014 At 18:42

Overzealous preppers lose it over lack of “C-rats” at local Walmart-FULL STORY at eleven.
IamThePeachieSpeedo February 21, 2014 At 18:42

If that’s walmart… ban on import of Chinese firearms has been lifted!!!
Paranoid Android February 21, 2014 At 18:46

Now at your local Walmart, buy one soldier, get a free soda!

Now available with light machine gun!

(Not available in CA, HI, MA, NY, or DC)
RockThisTown February 21, 2014 At 18:46

Mace is the place with the helpful hardware folks.
SteveL75 February 21, 2014 At 18:49

When snow is fore-casted, southerners get serious about their grocery shopping.
jwm February 21, 2014 At 18:49

“We will fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the landing grounds, we shall fight them in the fields.” And now we shall fight them at the quickie mart.
dwb February 21, 2014 At 18:51

This is what people in San Diego are doing because the Sherriff decided today not to appeal:

http://apps.sdsheriff.net/press/default.aspx
- the ruester February 21, 2014 At 18:56
  
  Off topic, but awesome. Thanks for the heads up, I can’t wait for RF to catch up.
  - dwb February 21, 2014 At 18:59
    
    next post.
    - the ruester February 21, 2014 At 19:00
      
      !RESULTS!
rlc2 February 21, 2014 At 18:52

“US FDA Grocery Store Inspection Program SWAT team practices manuevers while awaiting BearCat MRAP vehicle delivery”.

Dr V- what is with this site, dude- its like the twisted sister to RT…:)
Kurt M February 21, 2014 At 18:56

Ride of the Valkyries playing in the background
Javier February 21, 2014 At 18:57

Hey bro, is that a tactical shopping cart?
Paul G. February 21, 2014 At 18:58

We said “Don’t Squeeze the CHARMIN”, OR ELSE!!
Excedrine February 21, 2014 At 18:58

Gimme an angle!
Wyfaggro February 21, 2014 At 19:02

Mall Ninja Training Academy.
Model66 February 21, 2014 At 19:12

Pusher: Sure is great that the government made the military more inclusive. Isn’t it Lieutenant Dan?
Rider: WEE WOO WEE WOO VROOOMM BANG BANG BANG
Devin February 21, 2014 At 19:12

“Where are the MRE’s?”
Freeheel February 21, 2014 At 19:17

Relax, they are harmless. Everyone knows there is no ammunition in Walmart.
- Curtis in IL February 21, 2014 At 22:21
  
  My favorite so far!
Bruce Whitehouse February 21, 2014 At 19:19

Hurry the have ammo and 22lr hurry
Dennis February 21, 2014 At 19:20

Taking the pain out of crew-served weapons.
Action45 February 21, 2014 At 19:20

Extreme Couponing: Tactical Edition
Tommy Knocker February 21, 2014 At 19:22

Early January 2017. The last remaining US Army Armor platoon practicing for President Clinton and Vice President Chris Cristie inauguration. They are known as the Patton Platoon, after the famous General.
Don February 21, 2014 At 19:23

The aristocrats.
Spoos in August February 21, 2014 At 19:31

Paul Blart 2 : Mall Ninja
stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 19:33

Iraqi bobsled team?
- the ruester February 21, 2014 At 20:33
  
  lol
phantom72 February 21, 2014 At 19:34

“Just act natural, until we are POSITIVE they have .22LR IN STOCK!!!”
Koop February 21, 2014 At 19:35

After the last round of cuts to the training budget, the platoon sergeant decided to get creative.

While Alpha squad defended the beer aisle, Bravo swung into flanking position…
Patrick February 21, 2014 At 19:38

Meanwhile in New York, the state has declared registered firearm owners too irresponsible to be permitted a drivers license. Citizens everywhere are now exploring alternate means of transportation.
Dave February 21, 2014 At 19:40

Black Friday Down!
Randy Slonaker February 21, 2014 At 19:43

Christopher George and Justin Tarr get replaced in the new series spinoff of “The Rat Patrol”.
It will be called “The PX Posse”. Pilot coming next fall.
Allen February 21, 2014 At 19:44

Shopping, with fangs out and hair on fire!
A-Rod February 21, 2014 At 19:48

Marines never grow up.
S.CROCK February 21, 2014 At 19:49

man down in aisle 4.
Jared-Tampa February 21, 2014 At 19:49

Fvcking pogs.
- stokeslawyer February 21, 2014 At 19:56
  
  Practicing for my “Chair-mobile” badge, its second only to the drone pilot medal.
- DJ February 21, 2014 At 22:43
  
  That was the first thing I thought, too,
  
  My, what a nice FOB you have! Ooh – and that’s my entry!
Stephen M. February 21, 2014 At 19:54

Well hey, after seeing a Wal-Martian or two, anyone would consider gearing up before they dare enter.
scooter February 21, 2014 At 19:57

The ammo-stalking for .22lr fresh out of the stock room has gotten out of hand!
Bryan February 21, 2014 At 20:03

In another slow news day, local Sochi militia chases shoplifter!
Model 31 February 21, 2014 At 20:11

Moms Demand Action:
On MDA meeting night, the Dads spend quality time with the kids.
Al February 21, 2014 At 20:18

Hannibal, that fool Face gotta scam me more to work with!
RB2001 February 21, 2014 At 20:21

Never buy a military vehicle from the French.
tfunk February 21, 2014 At 20:25

Timmy was very happy with the convoy training in the “Special” Forces
scot pruitt February 21, 2014 At 20:30

New personal cart needs atv sand tires for out door use in sand in middle east and 2 1911s for hand grips for pusher/driver.
RB2001 February 21, 2014 At 20:31

If you like your soldier, you can keep your soldier.
MAP February 21, 2014 At 20:56

What are we doing tonight Brain?
The same thing we do every night take try and take over the world.
John February 21, 2014 At 21:01

OK, after we clear Isle three we’re gonna go for it. Jimmy you take point and Robert you push as hard as you can, I’ll keep an eye on the flanks. Those new Cheetoo’s WILL BE OURSSSSSS!
joleme February 21, 2014 At 21:06

Upon hearing their local store got a stock of .22lr in, Lt Dangle and Deputy Fife storms the aisles.
BTinAfghan February 21, 2014 At 21:19

Due to budget cuts Army reserve troops must now do urban warfare training at the local Wal-Mart. This unit is even letting the special kid with the safety helmet man the SAW. Shopping carts are used to simulate MRAPS and of course no ammo was available, even DoD can no longer find ammo.
Mall Ninja commando February 21, 2014 At 21:23

Mall ninja unarmored assault vehicle on patrol
JSF01 February 21, 2014 At 21:31

In order to combat the Mall Ninja overpopulation problem, the EPA decided to release Mall Commandos into the Mall Ninja’s natural habitat.
speedracer5050 February 21, 2014 At 22:07

“Hurry Ivan!! Faster Faster!! That little bastard’s got the Last bag of Oreo Double Stuffs and the last gallon of milk!!”
“Stopski you little Shitski”!!!!
Lucas D. February 21, 2014 At 22:17

With memories of the 1998 Furby Riots still burned into their minds, many parents are resorting to increasingly drastic measures during the holiday buying rush.
Bret February 21, 2014 At 22:22

Dear god anything to avoid an MRE.
Joel February 21, 2014 At 22:42

The new mechanized infantry.
Joel February 21, 2014 At 22:43

Something tells me these guys have a plan to cut the line at the ammo counter
DJ February 21, 2014 At 22:44

“My, what a nice FOB you have!”
F Knocker February 21, 2014 At 22:45

New from Hasbro life size limited edition “Comrade Commander Anatoly with KUNG FU GRIP” $99.95. But wait, order within the next 3 minutes and receive the accessory “Step and Fetch Boris” just pay separate shipping and handling. Hurry supplies are limited and will go fast.
Joel February 21, 2014 At 22:45

I know it’s only a prototype, but still, we may have taken weight reduction a tad too far.
Joel February 21, 2014 At 22:47

Security to aisle six, security to aisle six!
vothmr February 21, 2014 At 22:49

“Budgets are getting tighter every year, so in order to meet the nutritional requirements of our fighting men and women, US special forces have been tasked to take advantage of the post-valentines day “food” sale.”–Jay Carney
Jon R. February 21, 2014 At 23:32

After getting my CCW, I was so nervous during my first wally walk, and then I saw these guys….
MiketheHopsFarmer February 21, 2014 At 23:46

The latest MRAP development is seen here, years late, billions overbudget, and not quite fulfilling the need. SOP for procurement….
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot February 21, 2014 At 23:52

Tactical operators shopping tactically. Actually.
Daniel H February 21, 2014 At 23:57

Defiantly not the strangest thing ever seen in a walmart.
- Gregolas February 22, 2014 At 08:56
  
  Amen!
Randy Drescher February 22, 2014 At 00:29

We are going to kick some ass at the Blue Light Special this month!
Alex in IL February 22, 2014 At 01:19

1. The budget cuts have hit some branches harder than others.

2. Aisle 7: Soft drinks, juices, 5.56mm ammunition.

3. Once again, the store was saved from the fiendish plots of the mangosteens.
PT Stud February 22, 2014 At 01:24

“Make a hole!”
sacorey February 22, 2014 At 02:23

Brings a whole new meaning to tactical mall ninja
SpeleoFool February 22, 2014 At 02:41

Operator as F@#%!
SpeleoFool February 22, 2014 At 02:43

Cosplay and Commerce Combine at the new Mall of Duty
Soccerchainsaw February 22, 2014 At 06:49

The Alameda County SWAT Team 3’s “Terrorist in the mall” training exercise took an unexpected twist when two recent hires discovered a patentable strategy for rushing mass shooters. Officer Smith was quoted as saying, “You’d be surprised how well it works, usually the bad guys just fall in the floor laughing but if they don’t it’s amazing how many rounds the wires of the shopping cart can stop…”
uncommon_sense February 22, 2014 At 07:05

Private Gump, who won the shopping spree sweepstakes at the PX, failed to realize that “grab anything you can in 60 seconds” did not include staff members, but they played along for press photographers.
DanRRZ February 22, 2014 At 07:27

Gecko45 3 Man Rapid Tactical Force training run. Mission objecive: contact and extract bogey in sector 456.7a in violation of parameter tango delta niner (no shoes/shirt for you non operators).

Gecko45 for those of you yet to read of his exploits: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
ErrantVenture11 February 22, 2014 At 07:33

Black (Ops) Friday Shopping Excursion.
Zombie February 22, 2014 At 07:51

Ramming Speed!
speedracer5050 February 22, 2014 At 07:51

Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 geeks go just a bit too far on multi player mode!!!
Zombie February 22, 2014 At 07:51

These guys take Black Friday to a whole new level!
Gregolas February 22, 2014 At 08:50

THIS should get Walmart to FINALLY open another checkout lane!
Clayton February 22, 2014 At 08:53

Call of Duty- Black Friday
Kyle February 22, 2014 At 09:21

Due to Russia’s spending on the recent Olympic games, they have adopted the new FOPC (Foot Operated Personell Carrier) for service.
Jolly Roger That February 22, 2014 At 09:24

Delta’s first attempts at undercover operations were less successful than initially predicted.
harrycarry February 22, 2014 At 09:29

Bro, do you even operate?
World Breaker February 22, 2014 At 09:50

Got to rescue there bacon i mean rescue that bacon
Jprocrastinator February 22, 2014 At 09:52

Pentagon forced to improvise after tank funding cut by Congress
Baen Du February 22, 2014 At 10:11

Damn…looks like gunkid is back again, he finally dumped that silly assault wheelbarrow for something more practical.
BTinAfghan February 22, 2014 At 10:18

After a surprising turn of event Pres. O, unilaterally overturned all prior gun control legislation enabling ALL US citizens to Constitutionally carry. Here we see average California citizens legally carrying legal arms in full compliance with the US Constitution.
Angus February 22, 2014 At 12:04

Concerns of police militarization reached new highs when Obamacare funding rolled out the “USDA Homeland Beef Inspection Task Force”.
CRAIG OZER February 22, 2014 At 12:13

The new Pizza MREs ae in aisle 9
Carry.45 February 22, 2014 At 12:33

The army: where your ingenuity will be appreciated.
Rich T February 22, 2014 At 13:51

Chechen beer run
OneIfByLand February 22, 2014 At 13:59

Missing out on the latest round of Homeland Security grants, the village of Boville, Idaho (pop 259) unleashes its own, semi-partially armored (but not really) “MRAP-C” (My Really Awesome Push-Cart) after issuing a village-wide “lockdown” order, in response to a purported report that there definitely might be a possible unknown, unspecified, unconfirmed individual making threats (like “have a nice day” and “tell your mom I said hi”) while allegedly in posession of a potential weaponized poptart-like substance within 200 miles of a school on a Sunday afternoon.
Culpeper Kid February 22, 2014 At 14:35

Finally! The crew served ‘Retail Assault Kart’ is available for testing.
Specs and Features:
Four Wheel
Weight: 21 LBS
Armor: Wire Mesh
Bi-ped Powered
Capacity: 1 Gunner
Speed: Maximum 7 KPH
Range: 5 Miles on Road/Mall
45 Feet off Road/Mall
pissedoffcoloradan February 22, 2014 At 15:52

To sporting goods they just received a shipment of .22lr.
Nigil February 22, 2014 At 15:52

From:
http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/02/robert-farago/republican-ca-gov-candidate-gun-owners-foad/
Kashkari said, “I understand that, and I hear you on that, but if the Army decides to come in with an M1 tank, good luck.”

In other news, the local citizens’ militia trains on how to deal with mobile armor threats.
speedracer5050 February 22, 2014 At 17:01

“Where the beef? Motherf$&&er”!!!
Jacob February 22, 2014 At 17:03

Man, I sure miss being able to play Twisted Metal.
Dave February 22, 2014 At 18:30

If Antoly doesn’t pull up his britches, I’m going to shoot him square in the ass.
Dave February 23, 2014 At 01:04

Grand opening at Wal-Mart Afghanistan
Dan Zimmerman February 24, 2014 At 08:54

Well, there were a number of worthy competitors this week. People like Gregolas, Joh R, Phantom72, and RockThisTown acquitted themselves admirably. But I only have one book and the winner is Stokeslawyer for his GI Joe crack. Bravo.