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  1. Oh, no…I mean, that’s nice and all, I just figured your barrel would be…longer?

  2. This ain’t butter churning time, lady. If you keep doing that I won’t be able to get a good shot off. Revolver shot, that is.

  3. I know what you’re thinking. The sensible cowboy carries 5 shots in his revolver. What you gotta ask yourself, punkette, is am I that sensible cowboy.

    I might be that fool that carries all 6 chambers loaded. What you gotta ask yourself is did I load 5 or 6 and how many have I fired since then.

    Well, do you feel lucky, punkette?

  4. see Sally, i told you my trustee ol black powder .44 could drop a charging rhino at a thousand yards!

  5. You see those punks eyeballing my new Trump sign in the back forty, Bessie? They look like maybe they’re thinking of swiping it. They don’t seem to realize that every now and then, you run across somebody who’s Trump sign you shouldn’t have fucked with.

  8. Go to Italy and make a western, they said. You’ll be surrounded by gorgeous women they said. exciting travel they said. Glamorous working conditions they said.

    You know what. Italian horseshit smells just like American horseshit. And this woman looks like the north bound end of a south bound mule.

  9. “I’ll hold ’em off long enough for you to take off that wig and change back into your normal cowboy clothes, that way no one will figure out that we’re pole fancys”. Footnote: that’s obviously a dude on the right.

  10. Can’t you use a little more trigger discipline, don’t you know the 4 rules, and I don’t want that thing going off before I’m ready!!

  11. “Somebody oughta start making these things in Italy. It would be cheaper and I’ll bet the food is better. I’m sick and tired of crummy sandwiches on the set.”

  16. HIM: I know what yer thinkin’, “Did he fire six shots, or only five?”
    Well, seein’ as how there’s a hundred Commamches chargin’ us, it don’t make any difference!
    HER: I guess a man’s got to know his limitations.

  19. I got 6 shots here but, judging by those eyeballs… I think we’re in trouble!

  21. Charles Napier took a guarded breath. So far, Clint hadn’t penetrated his disguise…

  23. “Too many of ’em? Heck, lady, I bought this revolver at a movie auction. It’ll shoot twenty six times before I have to reload. The last actor to use it told me so.”

  25. “I got to ask you, do you feel lucky? Do ya?..well run for it and I will cover you.. come on, someone make my day!”

  27. Ok Here’s the plan Hillary – I’m going to cover you from here. You go explain to them Injuns all about marxism, “the whiteman’s privilege”. global warming, expansionist militant Islam, lesbianism and where the goodguys will be early in the 1st Century. And put your damn paper bag back on you’re scaring the horses.

  30. “A whistle? Your Safe Space? Wth…lady, me and my 6 shooter is all you got between you and the real world. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna chit chat with em!”

  31. “You gotta aim real high to arc the bullet over the enemy’s cover darling.”

  32. I gotta tell ya, Pat, when he made fun of my eyebrows I got kinda annoyed.
    But then he had to run down my hat. Now I’m really riled up.

  39. Well, can’t say this is the best date I’ve ever been on. But he is cute, so it’s not the worst either.

  41. Are you just going to lay there wide eyed?! I told you to go to the horse and grab my Winchester!!!!

  46. Listen, I’ve got so many illegitimate kids that one more really won’t matter!

  47. “(he’d better shoots some meat soon. all this hardtack and pemmican goes right through me… whoops! i hope he can’t smell that.)”

  50. “i lost count, but i’m pretty sure that was six arrows. charge him- i’m feeling lucky, punky.”

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