Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win an OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm Pistol Cleaning Kit

1. Hmmmm…doesn’t taste like chicken!

2. “HOLY HEMOSTAT, Batman!! Are you Bogarting again?!!”

3. What? I can’t have 8 chicks tonight? Guess I’ll have to bite the bullet.

4. “Robin, this cigar remind me of my parents…”

5. I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique…

   Pure…West

   • Uh, yeah, ya did.

6. R.I.P. Adam West.

   You were a part of what made growing up in the early 70’s *fun*.

   Ka-Pow! Wham! Ooof!

7. “Robin, where did Commissioner Gordon say Catwoman was hiding this…?”

8. Adam West banged more chicks than Tyson Foods.

9. So long old chum. I’ll catch you at the same bat time on the same bat channel.

   • Brought a tear to this one’s eye.

10. “Just as I suspected, Robin. My highly attuned sense of taste – one might even say it is of a very high caliber – notes that The Joker is using aluminum cases, not steel as before.

    Before we roll, help me with my Bat-spenders. This new stainless steel Ruger 1911 10mm is pulling down my utility belt.”

11. Holy medicinal marijuana! Pow! Biff! Zock!

    • I forgot all about ‘Zock!’ 🙂

    • Hey, ’81 – Your youngest is about 5 or so, if you fire up your favorite BitTorrent client, the original 60’s series is there, in it’s entirety:

      https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4288736/Batman_(1966)_-_Seasons_1-3___Extras_(Complete)

      • They show two episodes at midnight every Saturday night on MeTV after Svengoolie. After he died last week I’m surprised they didn’t just change it to be a whole weekend marathon of Batman. You don’t really need cable for MeTV in most places I don’t think. It’s on a digital broadcast.

12. “Whoever he was, he left this silver bullet.”

13. Um, just because it said Blazer on the box, doesn’t mean “grab a roach clip”, Bruce.

    • ok ya got me laughing with that one

14. The Dark Knight does his Penguin impersonation after a toke from the bat-blunt.

15. Bullet pullers are a thing, you know.

16. Holy Bats, Batman! Is that the new Bat bullet that shows the Pow!, Owwww!, and other graphics when hitting someone?

17. After catching the villain’s bullet with his teeth, Batman had the perfect bat tool to carefully hold and preserve the evidence for future forensic testing. Holy incisor!

18. Yummmm, tastes like freedom, Murica!

19. “Here Robin, step back and let a real man show you how it’s done”

20. “Remember Robin, it’s always important to crimp the bullet to prevent setback.”

21. Rest in peace Mr. West. Loved you in batman and family guy.

22. Are you sure that’s a cigar batman?

23. “Robin, pass the bat torch and let’s get crunk up in here!”

24. Are you sure lead can be more valuable than gold? I’m just not seeing it…. Hmmmm, just a minute, there seems to be something stuck in my teeth…

25. “Lead alloy….approximately 10.76% tin…with trace elements of white quartz and red agate. A combination naturally occurring only in the Acoma Pueblo region of New Mexico. There’s no doubt about it, old chum. This is the calling card of that rapacious rustler known as ‘Shame.'”

    • That was funny. You have obviously seen the show.

      • I second that. Hit the cartridge on the primer with that one.

26. And when I want to blow my mind, I smoke dynamite!

27. Batman is so rich, he has to bite down on a bullet to extract his wallet.

28. Puff, puff, pow

29. Batman smoking a Bat-Roach held by the Bat-Forceps just before excusing himself to the Bat-Cave’s Bat-Room.

30. So that’s how west died?

31. This is what happens when a crime fighter has no crime to fight. Holmes turned to cocaine. Batman hit the crack pipe.

32. I just don’t get it Robin. Cat Woman said all I had to do was learn how to use the silver bullet and my tongue.

33. “Only the Penguin would be so cheap as to use Blazer ammunition, Robin, but he’s also so cheap that he wouldn’t leave an unfired cartridge on the ground in the case of a jam…”

34. “Always use a Bat clip, Boy Wonder, to avoid lipping the spliff”

35. Catwoman turning Batman into Batgirl- “And then she bit down on it like this…”

36. let me prove to you just more time, you CAN smoke a joint as a gun owner without hurting anyone…. damn this weed if FIRE!

37. This isn’t Cat-woman’s cat nip, it the devils lettuce! Blunt! Splif! Bong!

38. Robin, real men don’t need bullet pullers.

39. Commissioner here is evidence that will put Hillary Clinton away for life…

40. Robin, old chum, this is the way real men Whip-it.

41. Here’s a song to go with the photo:

    https://youtu.be/mTqwEEgkfJo

42. “A hit of this should do the trick…. Batusi dance scene take two. Action!”

43. “by pulling on this strategically routed bore snake i can give myself a cape wedgie!”

44. “It’s simple, Robin! I’ll impress the micro-stamped serial number from my molar cap onto this case of bullets. Then we’ll be able to identify which batch of bullets the Joker used in his heinous crime spree!”

45. Who needs swaging dies?

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