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If i concentrate hard enough i bet i won’t even feel the slide hit my face
I spy with my little eye…
OW! my EYE my EYE!
Times like this make me wonder how Nick Fury got that eyepatch.
DIE, ARCHIE!!
Hahah
Too soon man… Too soon…
(For those who don’t know, in April, Archie dove in front of a bullet and died a hero, ending the worst character in comic book history just to make guns look evil and bad.)
More like “too late”. Archie has been around WAY too long hanging out with readers digest.
Winner!
This firearm doesn’t have serial number on it! DeLeon! We got one! We actually got one!
I hate to do this, but it’s necessary…
🙂
haha the “who farted” one is on there too!
And, yep, the loaded chamber indicator is up…
“So what, you may have won round one and made me take shelter on the floor, but just wait, I am about to break out the Derringers tattooed on my biceps, then you’ll be sorry!!
Dick Tracy will never survive a shot from this evil .9mm bullet!
I am NOT cross eye dominant!
“Saul Goodman sent me”
My driver is doing 10 mph, my target is doing half that, and I’m less than 10 yards away… aw, f$&@ it, I’m just gonna point in his general direction and blast away.
Thank heavens I paid attention to the tactical crawling portion of Magpul’s “Art of the Dynamic Handgun” DVD.
Haley and Costa mode engage!
“Page Views, Nick! Its all about the page views! Now go back and get that picture of the R51 before anyone else!”
~ R. Farrago, circa 2014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Jonah_Jameson#mediaviewer/File:Jjonahjameson.jpg
what? No Zombie Green?
Maybe a black eye will distract people from my awful mustache.
In the 50’s, indoor ranges had a dress code. No shirt, tie, and coat, No shoot!
Well, Stanley….
Another fine mess you got me into!!!
“Man, if the next casing hits me in the other eye, I’m in deep doodoo!”
The man who empties his mind before he shoots usually wins the gunfight.
Wait a shecond, wheresh the slide on thish thing? Thish ishn’t mah gun, it’s mah novelteh hip flashk!
“Front sight, front sight, front sight….OUCH!”
Uhhh… Trying to line up a shot without a rear sight is impossible. Please dont hit the hostage. Please dont hit the hostage… Damnit i hit the hostage. Sorry about your shoulder ma’am , i was aiming for the guy behind you thats holding a knife to your throat.
SH*T, that recoils a bitch!
“…I’m starting to think my instructor told me cheek-weld is superior pistol shooting form just to be a dick…”
Crap! Why do I carry a Hi Point?
This might be a strange time to bring this up, but I could really go for some waffles.
Busted cheek bone in 3…2…1…
One potato, two potato, three potato, four………….
One Hand, One Eye, Half Ass.
No, Mr. Bond……I expect you to die.
Smells so toxic something must a crawled up his a$$ and died! Can’t keep my eyes open enough to shoot the poor bastard!
“You may burn down my store here in Ferguson, but not before I take a few of you bastards with me!”
Mickey Mouse my ass. Move and I’ll drill ya.
As I lay dying, riddled with gunshots, bleeding and afraid, my last thought is “Damn, this manicure looks good!”
Let’s see, keep both eyes open . . . but I’m right-handed and my left eye is dominant, so . . OW! Shit! There goes my right eye.
“That’s how we roll in my hood, motherphucker!”
Or.
I told this barber he got one more chance to make it right. I guess he thought I was bluffing.
recline your seat back one more time pal and see what happens……
Lol
4 out of 5 times the hammer will not get tangled in my mustache.
I HATE losing a cake walk game!
“I’ll show that snooty Abe Froman who the REAL king of Chicago is!”
Save Ferris!
Safety, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Do you have any grey poupon!
You laughed at my C.A.R. method for the last time Tracy, grrrr.
On Wall Street, buy low, sell high. On Walnut Street, lie low, shoot high!
…so then the doctor asked how a slide lodged into my face, so I told him must have been an M9…
Well OK. Hello Little Friend!
“I’ll get you now, you pesky little gun rights activist!”
“Pew! Pew!”
[just the existing blank space seems appropriate]
“Tastes like chicken.”
“Caption, we don’t need no stinkin captions”.
This Hi Point can’t hit a damned thing! Even at bad breath distances!!
http://i.imgur.com/YB9M5BT.png
“It really bothers me that Spidey said my look isn’t complete. What AM I missing?” -Nick Fury
Maybe it’s just the adrenaline, or maybe I’m having a stroke. Might as well empty the magazine
“The moment before I looked at this baby. My dastardly ways are a thing of the past. Party of lenin! Fortress of people, in brotherhood strong!”
* Looks into mirror* “Two rounds left, angle just right. One for this side ‘stache, and one for the other. Control breathing, start to squeeze, aaaaaaand OW MY FACE!!!! @!#&~*%!!!!!!!”
Is this thing back here the booger hook people keep telling me about?
I’m from the ATF and here to protect your rights.
The last antigunner alive and my last bullet…this shot has to be good!
he thinks turquoise is a primary color?
if i can just get ol’ paint to slow down here in the parish kitchen i can get that priest who parted my hair in the middle as a choirboy…
http://imgur.com/VrzIObu
*pew* *pew* *pew* Damn, these new “friendly” guns just don’t have any knock down power.
I wish this damn thing had a rear sight.
Squeeze the trigger, solve 2 problems, I’ll deal with those meddling kids and get rid of that pesky superfluous eye.
“If I try real hard, I can shoot the gun out of that unicorn’s hand.”
“Nyaah, copper – you’ll never take me alive, see? Nyaah, eat lead, nyaF******K!!!!! My eye, nyaah!”
“What the– ‘Chamber loaded when up’… Really, Ruger?!”
“What the– ‘Loaded when up’… Really, Ruger?!”
NRA pistol class, schmenRA schmistol schmass…I know what I’m doing.
You know what they say…if at first you don’t succeed shooting one handed with your left hand while holding your pistol directly in front of your face, try again with the other hand.
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