Jody won last week’s contest and he’ll receive a bottle of Hoppe’s Black for his efforts. This week’s winner will win a 50-round box of Team Never Quit 9mm frangible training ammo. All you have to do is enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.

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  5. “You don’t need an AR-15 Tom. Just buy a…. er, well just pick a shotgun up off this here pile and fire two blasts…”

  9. Now that they’ve become eligible for purchase with a C&R license, Fudds are finally embracing the AR-15 platform.

  12. We had to confiscate all these long guns just to get this 1 bad black gun with yhe thingy that goes up

  19. After the collapse of his safes retaining wall, Earl couldn’t deny that he had a problem, not enough handguns.

  26. This here assault rifle is responsible for killing all of the firearms that you see here. It alone emerged victorious.

  27. “A BATFE agent hands out rifles to needy families for the ongoing ‘Behind every blade of grass’ federal program.”

  34. In the news this week, gun control advocates were vindicated when they collected 1,000,000 fudd guns and managed to take 1 black rifle off the streets saving millions of lives…

  36. So, um, what would happen if this, um, “item” just happened to find its way into my trunk under a blanket? You know, hypothetically.

  39. Thinking I’ll hang on to these just in case they decide we need to try this shit in Texas.

  44. Crikey! What we have here is the elusive “Black Rifle”. They are native to North America and all but extinct here down under!

  46. guns, Guns, GUNS! for sale right NOW! Long guns short guns big ones small ones. We’ve got guns for sale for EVERY OCCASION!! Come on down and buy one…today!

  48. I wanna see it painted, painted black
    Black as night, black as coal
    I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
    I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

  50. This one. This one right here… this was my dream, my wish, and it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.

  60. Has your town descended into Thunderdome-style madness? Are you trying to start a civil war? Come on down to Gary’s Gunbelievable Gun Emporium for all your small arms needs!

  71. This one is a problem, but we need to give the rest of these back. We can’t have the locals unarmed.

  73. “Why, no, we didn’t check them all to make sure they’re not loaded. Nobody would be dumb enough to turn in a loa” [PEW] (thud).

  75. “Now, out of all these other firearms we’ve tested here, if you had to pick just one to defend your family, your home, your neighborhood, or even your country, THIS is the one you’d want to choose. The rest just don’t measure up.”

  76. “This is a ghost gun. This right here has the ability with a 30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. 30 magazine clip within half a second.”

  77. A liberty miner celebrates a recent excavation revealing a rich vein of Freedom Ore at the Ruby Ridge Mine.

  79. This one assault rifle shoots 30,000 0.9mm rounds from a single releasable clip per second and out-kills all of these I’m standing on combined.

  82. “On the next hoarders…”

    “You’re right, I should break down and finally buy a safe.”

    “Just one or two more, then I’ll have every contingency covered!”

    “These? I registered as a cartel with the last administration.”

    “Now for the alcohol and tobacco…”

    • “This is my rifle, this is my…wait, no. THIS is my rifle. No…dammit, which one is mine again?

  86. And this is where freedom comes to die. Burned at the stake like the proverbial witches the anti-gunners constantly hunt.

  89. This tall front sight base will make it a little tough, but we’ll all be safer once I cram it inside of my buttocks ! [smiles broadly]

  91. “we’ve got thousands of parts guns to choose from in our computerized inventory and we’re adding new selections each and every day here at ‘pile-o-gun'”.

  94. See,we didn’t want to take your guns. We just wanted you to turn them all in. There is a difference, isn’t there?

  96. After years of testing and development, we’re finally ready to offer the ultimate in Home Defense and Sporting Arms. You could call it, “The modern day equivalent of the Kentucky Rifle”.

  98. But look, That’s not all. If you order your Ronco .223 Home Defense and Sporting Rifle today, we’ll also include……

  99. “Here at Bob’s Gun Emporium we decided to not buy shelves so we can pass the savings on to yooooooou!”

  103. “For just 50 cents a day you too can save unwanted rifles! We will see to their care and feeding of name band ammo and fire them at least once a week! Please donate now!”

  107. [Read in that old BBC documentary voice…]

    This year’s rifle harvest is the largest in nearly a decade; plenty of warm, dry weather has allowed almost uninterrupted magazine growth and has helped to ensure long, straight barrels. Unfortunately, this same weather has led to a decrease in the anticipated spaghetti harvest in neighboring Italy.

  114. Dad used a gun just like this one to make sure I have the freedom to destroy all the guns just like this one.

  117. You said it was a really evil black one, is this it? No? Sorry Mate, but all the black ones look the same to me.

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