“Sir, is that your Studebaker blocking our Mom’s driveway?”
We have a stack of 2018 calendars thanks to the good people at Wilson Combat. Last week’s winner was Alan Esworthy. This week’s champ will get one, too. All you have to do is get your caption in the comments for this photo by midnight Sunday.
Yankee, Doodle, and Lucky Strike, circa 1952
I smoke Camels or nothing at all
You can have my Radio Flyer when you pull it from my cold dead hands!!
Be the first kid on your block to form a Militia Unit !
THIS is what a well regulated militia looks like.
FOUR INCHES FROM YOUR CHEST, PYLE!! FOUR INCHES!!
WINNER!
if you look very closely at this picture and the wind is just right you can hear Gunny Hartman’s aneurism exploding.
Well, the timing on those was eerie…
well the big one does kinda look like a young Pyle….
That popping sound you hear is liberal heads exploding.
One of these items is not the same. Can you spot the difference?
“Mama makes me wear this helmet on account of me bein’ dull, HYUK HYUK.”
So smoking DOES stunt your growth.
Nobody lit the smoking lamp – get back to your posts.
After that night, the professional scarer James P. “Sulley” Sullivan was never heard from again. His last door was destroyed to ensure no others were lost to the Melody Lane Three.
The Little Rascals took security very seriously during the McCarthy Era.
They take neighbor hood watch duty really serious!
this is my rifle, this is my gun! this is for shooting…..
Mikey (in the middle) gets to be the platoon leader because he has a milk mustache.
Come any closer and we’ll spit these straws at you.
Sleep tight tonight, your safe in our hands.
You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.
“A well regulated militia…”
Yes sir, we’re ready for those Ruskies!
Original Homeland Security
Little known fact: The three stooges, before their comedy career, tried to start their own militia.
The fruits of US / Cuba normalization of relations.
Wow this looks remarkably similar to MY neighborhood. Mine was a few years later circa 1960-1964. Good times. Don’t care about a calendar…
Who says that the militia can only be comprised of military aged males? Let us at ’em…Let us at ’em! Hooya!
“Don’t worry, Momma. That stray dog three doors down behind us won’t be gettin’ that apple pie on the window.”
Regardless of age, the greatest generation was willing and able to serve.
Yuz pays da toll, or yuz aint gettin in. Got it?
Lucky Strikes and guns for everyone! Its the great World War II and son you are not too old to fight!
Guarding the rear echelon motor pool is child’s play.
Goober, Barney, and Gomer in the days before Mayberry.
Citizens Unite!
Years later when Rudy was told “you’re 5 foot nothing, 100 and nothing, and you have barely a speck of atlethic ability…..” – it did not faze him. He’d heard it all his life. Every team or squad should be blessed have a Rudy.
In the early days of the alliance, standardization was a serious problem.
“Take five, men. Smoke ’em if you got ’em. Wait, where did you got ’em? I mean get ’em. Mom’s gonna be pissed. If she finds out she won’t let us watch ‘Combat’ tonight.”
Shall not be infringed
When boys wanted to like dad.
After successfully invading France, the boys “smoke ’em ’cause they got ’em” to celebrate.
Back when free range kids, playing war, and running around 5e neighborhood was cool… and your parents were cool enough to imitate.
None Shall Pass…
“Are you our dad?”
…….Behind every blade of grass.
Neighborhood Watch
“you here for the iphone x?”
“give us all your marbles.”
“pot and guns are no problem. do you know where we could get some books?”
“boys, i need a volunteer to go indoors and play parlor games with your fragile cousin agnes.” (2nd and 3rd kids from left each take one step back).
Before Malheur… before the Nevada standoff… the Bundy brothers formed their first militia to protect their toy wagon from the bureaucratic bullies who roamed the neighborhood unchecked
This time, that menace named Dennis went too far. Now he is going to pay!
Sir, is that your Studebaker blocking our Mom’s driveway?
“All your base are belong to us”
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