Will there be a gun under your christmas tree?
courtesy dailymail.co.uk

“One more ‘Wolverines’ from him and he gets a louisville slugger upside his head.”

Last week’s winner was DJL. We have one more Wilson Combat 2018 calendar to give away his week. Just get your captions in the comments below before Sunday at midnight.

Wilson combat 2018 calendar

36 COMMENTS

  1. Look at what’s on the table… What kind of white trash drinks NyQuil on Jesus’ birthday?!

    • ” What kind of white trash drinks NyQuil on Jesus’ birthday?!”

      Oh, please. You act like you’ve never had your insufferable inlaws at Christmas.

      One of my sister’s family would drive me to mainlining heroin if I had to have them here at X-mas…

  2. “It’s the butt crack of dawn… can we go back to bed now that you’ve opened your presents?”

  3. A minute later the inexperienced young man was decided it would be exciting to blast the rest of his gifts open.

  4. Dug from ancient archives, a picture of an America Christmas as it once was before President Michael Bloomberg.

    • Ah crap, now I’m going to be having nightmares about that for the next week. Thanks Mark. -_-

  5. What do you mean you didn’t want a hunting rifle for Christmas. Heck, I’ll use it if you’re not going to.

  6. “Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pranging ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.”

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