Last week’s prize went to MadeInUSA. This week’s champ will receive a metallic can koozie courtesy Winchester Ammunition. Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.
Last week’s prize went to MadeInUSA. This week’s champ will receive a metallic can koozie courtesy Winchester Ammunition. Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.
“I’m not sure what a “can koozie” is, but I think see one on the horizon.
“Yes, boys, Adam was born in the East – but he’s family, so we’d best not shoot him.”
“Yes, boys, Adam was born in the east – but he’s family, so we’d best not shoot him.”
It’s those damn nosey neighbors from the GVP again. Ready, boys?
“Zombies??? You didn’t tell me there were going to be zombies!!”
WTH!! That deer is shooting back!!
“Yes, boys, I know Adam was born in the East – but he’s family, so we can’t shoot him.”
“I told ya, pa, I ain’t never seen her before an’ I don’t care how late she is.”
“That’s a double negative, Hoss.”
“I know, pa.”
Guy in middle: These here are our cows and we’ll be the ones milking them!
Guy on left: Wait, you’ve been milking the steers?
Guy on right: *burp* I don’t feel so good
This one gets my vote heh heh
Steers wouldn’t actually have anything to milk.
Don’t know if serious…
I’m not going to draw you the picture.
a picture wouldn’t help.
A steer has already been castrated.
They’d better stay on their side of the Border!!!
Go ahead, Kneel. I dare you. Do it.
Stay back! I will protect my receding hairline with extreme prejudice!!!
Ben: “Hold yer fire, boys! I think that’s another one of Little Joe’s tragic fiances.”
Little Joe: “Aw Hell, looks like I need to go crawl around on the ground with an anguished look for another episode….”
Pa? Whuddya mean Adam changed his name to Chelsea and he’s a wearin’ dresses now?
“Don’t make us shoot you with these empty Henrys!”
(You can tell they’re empty by the lack of the follower tab. On the Henry the tab is on the magazine follower and will be up by the muzzle on a full mag, and against the receiver on an empty. Under Hoss and Little Joe’s off hands in this example. With a higher resolution photo we’d also be able to see Loren Green’s revolver has no bullets showing in the cylinder…)
Adam ran off with Eve. Let’s get her!
Their reaction after they found out that Ben’s contract with Purina Dog Chow wasn’t renewed.
“hop AND sing!”
Ben, you loser! You know the Gen5 is out. Get with the times.
“still nothing? ok boys, let’s take three more steps towards the barn.”
Looks like Mongo cleaned up his act. Good for him.
The Original Three Amigos
Nice and slow there Mr. Yankee Man, you ain’t from around here.
“Take the shot already — we can’t hold these poses for long!”
“We’re waitin’ for the kid to look mean.”
If only the prize was coos instead of koozie.
“Hand over all your assless chaps and nobody gets hurt!”
‘it’s the post man sayin’ something about a suppressed muzzleloader…”
1 pistol , 2 rifles and about 40 gallons of hat . These gents are ready !
See Paw! Theys that guy with the lights and camera box that’s been folerin us around!
Early Ghostbusters hunting the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Paw…is that the Antifa?
🎵 “I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy…”
Pa! Why’s the Sheriff got his finger off his trigger?
“It’s called shooting Skeet. S’kinda hard, but if we all try at the same
time…”
“Dammit Hop Sing! How many times we told you we don’t eat the dogs! I don’t care how tasty it would be!”
Wtf is it? I think that there is what they call a liberal.
GET OFF MT LAWN!!!!!!
OK – The Anthem is starting. On your feet, players.
“Don’t let the Californians in boys, they’ll turn Nevada in to another progressive shithole”.
Wrong ranch, BLM!
“Where?”
“There!”
“You sure?”
“Yeah, I swear! Biggest damn mosquito you ever seen!”
“New York City! Get the rope, boys.”
That’s a 10 gallon hat on a 2 gallon head.
Boys, I’ve told you a thousand times. DON”T make fun of Hop Sing’s Italian cooking!!! He’s very sensitive about that and he does his best but he gets cranky when you do . Now, look at the mess we’re in. If Adam were here he’d skin you alive personally.
Son of a bitch! I drew the short gun…
Hop Sing: Uhh, sorry I shrunk your shirt Mr. Ben!
Lefties don’t get hats!
pa, i told you that we needed to upgrade to bolt actions
Democrat?
Paw? You sure this will be enough against them Cylon fellers you was tellin’ us about?
Yeah, they’ re leaving now, but they’ll be back. We’re gonna be dealing with the BLM for a long time.
Boys, that’s the last we’ll see of your brother for a long time.
Incline Village, Nevada!!!
incline Village, Nevada
Shits gonna hit the fan.
Look here, Buce, I mean Caitlyn, we don’t want nothing you’re a sellin’!
Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!
THAT’S what is going to happen to TV? I say we go ahead and shoot it.
“Pa! That eagle stole my hat!”
The good, the bad and the ugly as originally cast.
Here comes those Antifa outlaws, let ’em have it, boys!
See Pa, I told you I seen a drone.
Galactica 1880
“Shoot low sons, they’re riding Shetland ponies!”
pull
“Not around here you won’t”
“What was that about ‘Hunting Purposes’?”
“Antifa is holding another ‘Peaceful Protest’ tm? Not in OUR neighborhood they aren’t.”
“Spread out”!
Moe, Larry & Curly enter the DNC Corral ..
“Git gone you gun-grabbers!”
“Alright Sheriff, we’re gonna fuck ya now……but we’re gonna fuck ya….s l o w…. “
Look out it’s Chuck and Nancy coming!!
Ben: “So……..you’re a man that is dressing up like a woman?”
Hoss: “I don’t think so, Pa!”
Little Joe: “Hmmmm, you’re kinda pretty!”
Yeah, I bet start on that wall any day now.
Whaddaya mean “you are looking for a ‘transgender’ bathroom?”
What da yea mean your taking little joes hat…
Did he say Candygram for Mongo???
Hillary’s on the Ponderosa?! Little Joe, get a rope!
Reach for the sky Cylons!
“Okay Donald, you can start laying wall bricks. We’ll keep the liberals at bay.”
What the Heck is Adam doing to that cow?
“Alright Boys! As soon as you see Ed Sullivan, BLAST ‘IM!!!!
Then we’ll win this time slot for good!”
“ Hop Sing, how many times do we have to tell you no starch in the under ware.”
…Unless you’re selling thin mints…get off our ranch!
It’s coming right for us!!!
They look like liberals Pa, you still want us to shoot em? I heard they were pretty stupid critters.
One for all and all for one.
We are here, we are QUEER, we are here, we are QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, isn’t that Bloomberg and Pelosi ridin’ in with no holsters on?
I didn’t think a dead steer stuffed with Tannerite would do that!
We’ve had these watering rights since the 1800’s so you BLM agents get off the Ponderosa!
“Steady, Boys! I reckon that thar injun’s just doin’ that crazy, wild dance out thar koozie can.”
Hoss! you mean you brought us all the way out here, because that squirrel laughed at your hat?!?!
“Pa, I know I saw that Datburn Wascaly Wabbit go thata way!”
“What the heck is Little Joe doing to that Steer”
When we only had three tv channels to choose from, this was the best thing on. Now that we have unlimited channels, this is the best thing on.
Hold up stranger, what are these “gun sights” you’re talkin’ about?
Textbook example of the out of ammo bluff
How much water can we get for these?
“Too far for a revolver. Hoss, you got it?”
Boys, word on the plains is public enemy #1 is on the way here, riding the horse of one of the many she killed. Git loaded for Hillary…
We advise you to give Hoss his cheeseburger back!!!! 🍔
Having used ALL the gallons making a hat for Hoss, Little Joe was out of luck.
You fellas from the bank?
“Hoss,.. which one said that awful thing about your hat??”
jehovah’s witnesses?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
You Common Sense Gun Safety folks aren’t from around here, are you? Now, maybe you ought to just mosey on down the road, ’cause your kind aren’t welcome in these parts. go on; get along, now. — Boys, get ready to repel invaders!
Hop Sing is serving duck intestines again!
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