Last week’s best smart ass winner was Joe R. This week’s creative genius will win a XL T-shirt courtesy XS Sights. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.

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    • Gorking Japan is recommended in small doses only. My one trip to Akihabara was… insightful. Basically six hours of WTF Japan.

  1. In the distant future, gender imbalances in Cowboy Action Shooting competitions will largely subside, but competitors will still dress like dorks.

  2. You bling your knees in tight.
    But it’s the pewlvic frust.
    They rirry drive you insane.
    Ret’s do the Time Warp again!
    Ret’s do the Time Warp again!

  3. We are not impressed, Earthling. We have 2 erections on our head and designed a 2 pocket condom to match.

  4. Kim Jong Un sends his best “diplomats” to strike fear into the hearts of all westerners.

  5. Coming up next on Shark Tank- 2 former XFL cheerleaders present their new confetti gun invention.

  6. You tell your Air Force, they no buzz our flying saucers no more. They already cause one crash near your Roswell city. You tell we tired of it and they stop and we no shoot them down!

  7. It’s August 6, 1945 in Hiroshima, Japan. “I hear aircraft overhead. Get ready, maybe they’re landing”.

  8. “Welcome to the Pyongyang Nuclear Research Facility. We will be your tour guides. The weapons are a mere formality in case you are carrying any cameras or recording devices.”

  9. “We might survive this movie if we didn’t have these dorky plastic sights the factory puts on Rayguns…”

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  10. “We are Siamese with guns, if you please! We are Siamese with guns, if you don’t please!”

  11. “Remember our mission, we must bring Agent Yoko back to our planet before something bad happens to the Beatles….”

  12. We are Interdimension Space Marshals from the planet Xingon. We are hot on the trail of an intergalactic, time traveling, shape shifting renegade, social criminal named Elvis Presley. Have you seen him?

  13. Kim Jong Un’s latest propaganda piece showing his loyal subjects of the DPRK the latest results of their superior military R&D.

  14. “this movie sucks. you shoot godzilla, i’ll shoot mothra and then we’ll go play pachinko.”

  15. “i have a confession to make. after last night, i shouldn’t be wearing this on the front anymore…”

  16. See. Nobody cares. Told ya. After Trump won the election, aliens with ray guns don’t scare anybody.

  17. “This is Earth, where they require drop safe weapons, Yes JuJu we just don’t drop ours”

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