I tried to ignore the Beer Holster, I really did. Even though no less than three members of TTAG’s Armed Intelligentsia sent me links to the, what shall we call it, novelty item. And then I saw this image, which has the beer drinker about to draw his smoke wagon. Sorry, unnamed piss-colored beverage (Corona?). And I thought, well, if you were in a bar and there was this nervous cop and you made a drawing motion with your hand and . . . nah. That’s absurd. Cops never shoot people unless they’re holding a gun. Or going for a gun. Or something that might have been a gun. Right?

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  1. You’d be deader than shit in my town if you goofed around with one of those and a cop.

  2. It would be handy at a party…”What? FoosBall? Let’s do it. Chaz is on my team… Let me just find a place to put my beer…” done.

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