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World’s Longest NERF Gun [VIDEO]

August 28, 2015

https://youtu.be/clzi0AiQPSI

When the anti-gunners’ arguments fail, they frequently go all ad hominem. Gun rights advocates, they claim, are compensating for their small penis size. Without getting into details about my own wedding tackle, I know a couple of firearms enthusiasts who are hung like a horse. Equally, as I’ve said here before, it’s a man’s testicle size that determines his character, not the length of his penis. I won’t trouble you with my own cubic centimeter count. And I haven’t taken calipers to any of my gun-toting friends’ testicles. Suffice it to say . . .

it’s not the pro-gun side that’s obsessed with junk. It’s the antis. (Especially considering the fact that at least 30 percent of gun owners don’t have a penis.) You could say something about projection or suppressed homosexuality, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

I will, however, say this about that: knowing how to keep and bear and shoot arms safely and effectively should be a part of every man’s (and woman’s) education. Taking responsibility for your own safety and the safety of those around you helps makes a man a mensch. Look it up.

32 COMMENTS

Chris. August 28, 2015 At 15:04

—I haven’t taken calipers to any of my gun-toting friends’ testicles.—

That could be fun if you’re into that though… Just negotiate a safeword first.
- Tom in Oregon August 28, 2015 At 15:30
  
  !Armaggedon!
  
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
  - Geoff PR August 28, 2015 At 16:41
    
    MattV2099’s famous 600 round GLOCK brand GLOCK magazine:
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66TPHy5lJw
    
    Now *THAT* was expensive!
    - Pantera Vazquez August 29, 2015 At 08:19
      
      Heheheheheh
    - Fury August 29, 2015 At 08:37
      
      Hmmm, had no idea that was an approved rest position for the left hand while firing…
Gunr August 28, 2015 At 15:17

My ex wife said that I had probably come from royalty! She was always saying: If I had another inch, I’d be a king, and if I had an inch less, I’d be a queen!
- Rad Man August 28, 2015 At 15:30
  
  I’ve always said I’m hung like a soup can. My wife never misses the opportunity to remind folks it’s condensed soup.
  - TheBear August 28, 2015 At 15:50
    
    I bet everyone in the trailer park thinks that is hilarious.
    - Geoff PR August 28, 2015 At 16:44
      
      Rad’s one of those trailer-park residents with a law degree…
    - Rad Man August 28, 2015 At 17:50
      
      Yup. King of the dipshits.
    - JR_in_NC August 28, 2015 At 18:06
      
      Farmer Ted, is that you?
    - Rad Man August 28, 2015 At 18:26
      
      Fresh breath is a priority in my life, JR.
    - JR_in_NC August 30, 2015 At 07:50
      
      Just watch that roll in your pocket, man.
Chris. August 28, 2015 At 15:22

Ok, now that I’ve watched the video — will it shoot?
- Scrubula August 28, 2015 At 15:25
  
  It would get stuck after the first 4 or so.
  
  Still it makes one think about the barrel harmonics of real guns and how a 40″ barrel would not be extremely accurate.
  - Elliott August 29, 2015 At 04:58
    
    Fullbore, Palma & F-Class shooters do alright with 32″ barrels or longer. If all the powder is burnt, there’s less muzzle blast and less turbulence at the crown. I know a 32″ isn’t that uncommon on the Fullbore line shooting only 308, I’d guess a 160gr 6.5mm magnum in F-Open or 1k BR, with a heavier bullet, smaller diameter and bigger case could do well with maybe even a 35″, but that probably creates some machining and stress problems.
Bobing August 28, 2015 At 15:22

Do the ladies like a big floppy gun? Just askin’.
Ralph August 28, 2015 At 15:24

You could say something about . . . suppressed homosexuality

Suppressed? Don’t they need a tax stamp for that?
- Tom in Oregon August 28, 2015 At 15:32
  
  Would that be a “pole” tax?
  - Sammy^ August 28, 2015 At 15:34
    
    (Rimshot)
  - jwm August 28, 2015 At 17:16
    
    Thank jeebus for the “no liquid refreshment within 10 feet of the computer” rule.
Frank Masotti August 28, 2015 At 15:50

For it to be a “nerf gun” wouldn’t have to actually be able to shoot?
BDub August 28, 2015 At 16:15

I refuse, REFUSE, I say!, to choose between Hickok45 and Colion Noir!!! Just sayin’.
Bob Wall August 28, 2015 At 16:50

From “The Glitter Dome,” by Joseph Wambaugh:

… the Ferret cried to Tuna Can Tommy, “Now I know how you got your nickname!”

“What nickname? I always sign the picture ‘Tommy’.”

“Do they call me that, that’s mean… I can’t help the way I’m built!”

“My God!” the Weasel cried, “Your putz, it’s nearly three inches in diameter!”

But alas, it was less than two inches in length. It was shaped exactly like a tuna can.”
MrApple August 28, 2015 At 16:58

I have a sneaky feeling that this is the only female extension that this guy is going to ever see.
- Elliott August 29, 2015 At 05:03
  
  Mind explaining that one? I’ve been married just 3 years but I feel that’s long enough to know that there ain’t any extensions down there.
Pete August 28, 2015 At 19:53

Say what you will, I like long pipes. I don’t like too much girth though; those bull-barrel Smiths in “Predestination” look silly to me.
gsnyder August 28, 2015 At 20:52

The genitalia comment from an anti is the one instant comment which closes my ears and mind and I typically walk away.
GRW August 28, 2015 At 21:04

Guys if an anti questions your manhood simply offer to “whip it out”. If anyone questions it you meant your gun. Them make a loose pistol whip motion and wink at them. Psychological advantage you.

Don’t actually whip either out though, bad practice and the weak of constitution antis will have SWAT there in minutes.
Galtha58 August 29, 2015 At 00:28

WOW this one went off the tracks right away. Too much ammunition in the opening statements I suppose. When the Antis start making comments about the size of someones genitals you know they are out of valid arguments and grasping at straws. Or, in this case, fire hoses. 😉 Just be careful they don’t grab yours. Seriously though, their penis compensation and Ammosexual remarks are so lame. They really need to hire someone to get them some new material.
Elliott August 29, 2015 At 04:59

First paragraph may be the most awkwardly written literature I have encountered. Seriously, just wtf…
Yngvar August 29, 2015 At 12:20

All for my buddies in #GamerGate!
But, Nerf??